Ive listen to too many of these stories at work and so far love them!

Bro's getting a little excited by this horse

dirty, manky, stinky kelpie! I used to ride my stallion without a bridle or saddle at night, I'd share a joint with him, should have gotten that damn kelpie stoned. 

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Today on the Matt Walsh Show, the media blatantly lies about the meeting between Trump and Zelensky in the White House. We’ll talk about what really happened and who is actually to blame. Also, there was a land acknowledgment recited on the Oscars red carpet last night as the Left continues to transcend parody. The mayor of Boston mourns the loss of a guy who tried to stab random pedestrians to death. And The Wall Street Journal publishes an op-ed telling white men to shut up and stop complaining.

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Ep. 1547 - Trump Puts International Welfare Queen Zelensky In His Place

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Ep. 1717 - Democrat Attempts to Bring Alleged Cartel Criminal BACK to America

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