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LBFD Accidental Trespassing

LBFD Back Again And Again And Again

WOOO TEKKEN 8 WOOO
Danii as Miguel Caballero Rojo
TheMonarchy as Cody Travers
Beat produced by Nigma
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Jort

Battle:
Miguel:
Step back kid, if you don’t want to get your ass kicked
The fact is, you’re lackin’ a backbone, it’s tragic
Attack this, you’re having regrets
Get back in your cell ‘fore you end up battered to death
I’m the.. red gentleman; Caballero Rojo
And I’m stepping in; you ain’t made of stone, though
Ay, you want to mess with me, ese? Better stop testing me
Or I’ll end up decking your neck with a blow to the throat, yo
You’re the mayor of your city, I figure it’s pretty shitty
That you still can’t get the girl of your dreams, I have no pity
For you, you think you’re witty but dude, you’re putting whiskey in you
I met with Jessica, you know that we got busy, you lose

Cody:
Congrats, you managed to make me tired.
What did I expect from Tekken’s dumpster fire?
Every time I’ve met a thug like you I’ve always floored em’
Now let’s see if I can do something about my boredom.
Ay, stop being so hot-headed, Habanero Rojo
Lookin’ like a dollar store matador with those clothes, bro
I know you want payback and I’m sure you missed her,
But your plans just blew up in your face like your sister

Miguel:
Ballsy move, fucker. I see you want to die, then
Beat all your street thugs, I’m scarier than Bison
I’ll put you in the ground, bro, fuck you and your crew
I’ll make you eat your teeth and all the words that you spew
The facts are; you’ve always been an annoyance to Haggar
How the hell’d you go to prison but manage to lack bars?
Go back to pushing pencils, this was never a fight
Or I’ll curbstomp you again; now get out of my sight

Cody:
Alright, you need to pipe down before I knock your lights out
This is ending right now. I’ve heard better from Guy’s mouth
Save speakin’ for the preacher; all your tough guy schtick is getting old
I’ve heard better lines from you prayin’ in confessionals
You’ve never learned to fight; maybe it’s for the best
Tryna let everyone know that you’re in Spain without the S
Trainin’ on your little quest to beat the shit out of Jin
You’re outmatched, outclassed, get this through your skin;
Kazama caused a tragedy inside of your family
I'm not sad to see this asshole weeping, tryin' attacking me
Instead I'll smack a bastard faster and send him right back to sleep
Blacking out and napping now, try to have some happy dreams.

Miguel Rojo vs Cody Travers - Rap Cypher #37

I.M. Meen vs Preston's Hourglass - Rap Off Bonus!

Written by: CreeperPasta
Thumbnail by: CreeperPasta 
Art by: CreeperPasta 
Beat produced by: Gusstra Beats
Mixed by: SPM1000 

I.M. Meen: Meta
Preston: Grasman

Hapoy Maypril Fools!

IM. Meen:
Well, well, well!. It's Mr Peanut in the flesh! I thought he died in a crash and burned
Oh wait! It's a Slenderman clone? Again! They make make me sick; my stomach turned
Those graphics were made by a wretched child? Then I've got disses to make you cry
Let's not waste time with this Rabbit Hole! Let's dig his grave with my special rhymes
Now listen up, Preston. Here's a suggestion. Quit wasting your breath with your boring obsession 
Time passed by and your wife decided that by Christmas your presence was no longer a present
How tragic, you bookworm! (Haha!) Cry me a river. Your game makes me sick, but I can spit sicker!
You’re alone in a cell, while she’s casting my spells and I didn’t need to trick her!


Chorus

I.M. Meen:
I'M GONNA LOCK YOU UP! 
GUARDIANS SAID LOCK YOU UP!
My dungeon’s a maze and you'll be amazed 
Like your game, I'll shut you down!


Preston:
I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP! (HUUUUHH!) 
PRESTON SAYS FUCK YOU UP! (HUUUUHH!)
You can't scape from my Prestonian Domain!
You're my little toy now! (Evil laugh)


Preston:
You fucking idiot! I want my damn clock back! 
Or I'll turn your labyrinth into a bloodbath!
Send all the pets you want, I've got time to leave you all DEAD! 
I'M GONNA CRUSH YOUR FUCKING HEAD!
I'm addicted to rapping, you were kidnapping children and got the kids napping
At this Doom rip-off. You got me ticked off so stop it before Preston gets snapping!
Speaking of time, thanks for the tip. I'll dig into your past. It's kind of my thing.
I'm fucking your wife, she's kind of my bitch. I explored her catacombs, you son of a witch! 
This CD-i can’t see me in the eye. Bitch I am feeling fine. Nobody presses the opps like Preston
Never let your body rest, no. Like Houdinni, make you disappear like “Presto!”


Chorus repeats

I.M. Meen vs Preston's Hourglass - Rap Off Bonus (Ft. Meta and Grasman)

I think this is something that Brother Dear, Sister Dear would learn!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gom0J99g7Ug

Alphabet by Naruto378

This place is real.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpAqg3Za9TM

Read along! The story can be found here: http://www.creepypasta.com/new-city-village/

New City Village

I want a puppy!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsKMYlI3dtQ

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Paulie%27s_Puppy

Paulie's Puppy by Mmpratt99

The siblings have returned and they want to have a sleepover.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G_rmVpKLkI

Slumber Party (Brother Dear, Sister Dear) by MissShadowLovely

Part 2 of the October 2011 Winner on NoSleep Reddit!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPiTQqqdz40
Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/kcl8q/balloons/

Penpal

Balloons by 1000Vultures (2/6)

LYRICS

Miles:
Take a page, you could learn something from an actual hero
When I turn this green-haired Hiro and turn him into the Biggest Zero
With your cheesy catchphrases “To Plus Ultra- and beyond!”
Keep your vocals in check and stop screaming- KACHAAN!
I leave billionaires in wreck and give audiences an impact
All you managed to leave were broken knuckles and a cast
So quit playing pretend, this is a real hero’s duty
I’d say that I’ve already topped you in terms of both of our movies

Izuku:
My friends are cheering me on, but can I handle this?
Guess I gotta go the Mile to leave Morales in bandages
Bug superheroes? We already got Miraculous
You struggle against “puberty,” but you think that you can battle this?
Think your flow rocks? You’re landing no shots!
There’s better fire power out of the entrance exam robots!
Spectacular superstar? Sorry to burst your bubble
But you’ll get your dreams shot down again like your uncle
You strive to be like your hero, but your teachings were plain awful
At least my mentor can be an actual role model!
Put a spider on the track and I’ll send it back down the water spout
You’re used to rehashing, that’s all your movie’s about!

Miles:
I’d rather hear you cry a river, at least then you have flow!
Take your mask and fall down your own rabbit’s hole
You stand behind Froppy if that’s what you spat at me
So drop this battle like it’s your not-girlfriend’s gravity

Izuku:
You still got a lot to learn from the pros
Such as when you need them to take over just so you have a stable home
But you’ve already proved your side characters are useless
Just like the police and your own dad, I’m here to rid of this nuisance

Miles:
1962 to 2099, legacy’s getting stronger
But you couldn’t bring heat, you’ve disappointed your father!
Doubt you have Mt. Lady as your inspiration, you need to size up
Because this Spider-Man just turned Izuku to a Deku Scrub

Izuku:
Deku Scrub, huh? That’s all you have to show?
Spent all your time under pressure, yet still couldn’t figure out how to flow!
A no-go for heroes, choppy like your direction
Aced a battle like a Detroit Smash; 100%

CREDITS

Shadow Zel as Miles Morales
www.castingcall.club/m/shadow%20zel
Lexi M. as Izuku Midoriya
www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ

Written by Rabi
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA
Beat by Audio Network
Thumbnail by B O R K
@borkrulesok

Miles Morales vs. Izuku Midoriya - Rap Battle

(Moved to Spreaker! Stories will still pop up on here though! Thanks for listening and sweet dreams!)

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