If u were gonna reboot one thing, id say hat u should reboot the picture this, and favor for a favor, as well as the day i lost my faith. The first two r vincent vena cava im sire u know, but im not sure who the last one is.

LOVE this story soooo much. Thank you for remastering it

hey mrcreepypasta, I've been a fan of yours since middle school, absolutely love your work, it's been great for going to sleep to and just enjoying a good old scary story! thanks for the past 5 years of stories!! still trying to catch up lol!

The Upload #20

Laughing Jack-MrCreepyPasta

Cri as Dirty Bubble
JesseBoxVO as Smiler

Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by: Danii
Written by: 3ple and Cri
Thumbnails by: M!CAH
Art by: Grasman
Special Thanks: 3ple, Michael Stark, Ace Music & MidgeCat

Dirty Bubble:
(Hahahaha!)
It is I! Dirty Bubble, the living plague
And I've been sent in to clean Sony's biggest stain
But your rep's more tainted, had a rift with Gene
Made like Twitter with Tweets, and tried to limit his speech 
That smile? I'll flip around that glee, you girlie
So sick like I gave you a wee bit of scurvy 
Have you drop out like each of your pearly whites
At once, my flow is clean and dirty
I hope the kid had a phone that was waterproof
Or else my whole job is moot, beaten by a drop or two
This emoticon had an emoter conned
Now that's dirty work, and I'm the one that's known for grot

Smiler:
(Mhm) Excuse me, you're gonna have to pause it
I'm too busy helping fans on which emoji to comment
I'm more of a star, and add in a fire
But you? Poop Daddy wouldn't have to retire (haha!)
So preachy, go back to your soapbox
I'll smack you, you'll go pop with the hand of my robot 
Got captured in old bottles and failed to stay sober
So don't talk about dirt, you have that in spades, floater
You wanna come and burst? Who has the worst defenses?
I've a firewall protector that outshines your surface tension
With a smiling girl the head of the entire world of text
You know my lines are the best, against this flying murk of mess 

Dirty Bubble:
You got a dirty look, I'll clean it up
With a one, two, then I'll beat 'ya up
Your rating's the max age, your fans are from weenie hut's
The only thing more whiter than you, are the teeth you front
They got a blondie at the square net sphere
Like I'm the bubble, but you're the airhead here 
I'm well delighted by this match
May we meet again in the Great Pacific garbage patch 

Smiler:
Hmmmmm, ignored. You're making me struggle
When speaking, I don't like waiting for bubbles (urrrgh)
You're not serving anything when you crumble under Krabs
You can scrub the deck for when I make a Bubble bloodbath
The host of a book club, and yet you got sent 
To the shelves of Nick, they left your plot on read
I'll escape your grip with a desktop pen top
So you can FINALLY get the point,(*clears throat*) the Emoji Popped

The Dirty Bubble vs Smiler - Bonuses By Cri (ft. JesseBoxVO)

im fucking DONE.

lyrics:
youre not an mc nugget youre a french fry
this disrespect might not be somethin ill let slide
guess why, i know your name is an excuse for racism
but this aint a keyboard so u will never be next to i

since you like knives so much prepare to say ciao
like your unlisted videos you better stay down
live in iowa? i owe a bitch a couple of hits
cause hes been talking shit and its making me pissed thats fucking it

i know youre a kendrick fan so you need to be humbled, damn
youre the big preston man but your time in the spotlight stopped cause you fumbled man
you need your own girlfriend to replace you
i could dox you right now but im not going to!

val told me you tried to extort art from her for free (its true)
patrick told me you tried to steal one of his little ocs (its true)
rabi told me doing subtitles for you was the worst fucking thing (its true)
walk told me you took his doc and pressed delete (its true)

you said you were gonna diss back id like to see you try
dont ever fucking try to battle with snakebite
ill make you cry and jump off a building and say goodbye
spitting the perfect rhymes and you know i like to take my time:

shimario shitmario shiluigi
shibbolethmario simplistic mario
sprite incident mario shitmario
not gonna diss mario midmario eat shit mario

and justgamer needs to go back to fucking gameshows

Nugget of Advice (Nugget Diss Track)

Benjamin! don’t you care how i feel?
Benjamin.. was our friendship even real?
Benjamin! so you even realize what you say
hurts me, Benjamin? it goes to my brain

and makes me insane. this brat needs to go back to school 
i just joined your crew and it’s not even cool 
you’re racist! and everybody knows it dude 
gamer just called me up and said “nugget dude! he is racist, true!”

and then i said “i know dude that’s why just said it”
benjamid is gonna get hit with karma and im not talking reddit
im talking my fist named karma. i’m gonna punch him in the face 
bro you like hamilton and he literally owned slaves!

you are a snake they way you talk behind my back i’ll knock this horseman off course man when i knock him off this track 
and don’t bring up kendrick’s name in vain again or else
he might just have to teach you a little lesson himself! 



surprise guest:
These bitches wanna make a mess
Putting my name in they mouths, now it’s time they take the test

Ayy-ayy, let's get it, bro
N and S, this nutsack the best
The last one is better
I turn these girls “on”, no fucking “Prest’”

I mean you, ah, look like a rejected pokemon
Ah, spending too much time at cinnabon

Okay, not naming names, but some people been out here causing problems
Man I’ll fucking swing, I’m like the Spiderman of rap, you Doc Ock

Ah, yeah, huh, yeah, get up with me
Fuck sneak dissin', Nugget of Advice, you leak fake shit? I be pissing
I crash out like, "Fuck Benny," diss Eddie too if he makes me
I’ve disliked every single vid you’ve made since 2018, they suck

Lost BOTM to this fraud it’s insane
They put my hard work and talent below a fucking lazy snake
Think I won't fuck up your face? Bro I’ll put you through torment
Motherfuck the horsemen, all they are’s just four men

Fuckin AHHHHHHH

What? I really say that
And your best work sounds straight ass - the straight man outlive Gray Man

Fuckin AHHHHHHH

'Fore all your snakes getting bitten
Once you get a fucking house, maybe get some better disses, yeah

AHHHHHHH

WORSEMAN - A BENJAMIN DISS TRACK.

2spooky4meeee!!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bggraDG8TE

Read along! The story can be found here: http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Payday_2_Beta.exe

PayDay 2 Beta.EXE (Trollpasta)

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOiTHAR7LWE

The New Bride

Actual title: "To the Landlord: The stove is broken AGAIN and Demonic Hauntings are UNACCEPTABLE!". A story about a man in a scary situation with a serious reason to complain. Rewarded "Scariest Monthly" on August 2017.

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/TheJesseClark/posts/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngDNlE29o-s
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/8o2thu/to_the_landlord_the_stove_is_broken_again_and/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new BOOK! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends. 

► Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
► Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
► Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the store!
► http://mrcreepypasta.spreadshirt.com

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 13)

Letter to the Landlord by TheJesseClark

I bet you thought that series was over. Well Autumn Ivy is back to play Evelyn in Wendingus's horror comedy epic about the familiar Lonely Broadcast Station. 

Autumn Ivy: https://twitter.com/xXAutumnIvyXx/
The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/wendingus
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oPsHbEN5tk
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/8ylr0f/were_always_on_the_air_at_1046_part_1/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new BOOK! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends. 

► Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
► Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
► Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the store!
► http://mrcreepypasta.spreadshirt.com

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 14)

We're Always on the Air at 104.6 by wendingus (1/5) (Guest Storytime)

Don't jump in it. 

The Author: https://www.facebook.com/GrayHorror/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGAv8HpPqtc
Read along!: https://www.creepypasta.com/the-portal-in-the-woods/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the store!
💀 https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/

Creepypasta Storytime ~Volume #15~

The Portal in the Woods by Nicholas Gray

A very unsettling horror story for us tonight. I'm not sure if it's gory, action backed, or terrifying but I'll say one thing... it sticks with you.

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/_Zagreb_/posts/ / https://twitter.com/CalebTaylor26
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlzwxiPlqjI
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/bdkjrt/the_mountain_was_closed_for_the_season_but_we/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the store!
💀 https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/

The Mountain Was Closed, but We Climbed It Anyway by _Zagreb_

song: Unlike Pluto - Oh Raven (Sing Me A Happy Song)
https://youtu.be/fmRiddLR5UY

pic: https://pin.it/duuv3od6zvwtr6

Nightcore -- Oh Raven (sing me a happy song)

An orchestrated medley of pop songs from 2008 to 2019!

How many different songs do you count? (Hint: There's over 60)

Pop Orchestra (2008-2019)

Nightcore: Old Friend (Acoustic version)
Artist(s): EarlyRise

Support the Original Artist(s):
~ EarlyRise
- https://www.youtube.com/user/earlyriseband
- https://www.facebook.com/EarlyRise
- https://twitter.com/EarlyRiseBand
- https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/what-if/id442558205

Nightcore - Old Friend

Nightcore - Rise Up (Egzod ft. Veronica Bravo & M.I.M.E)

Every year for me and CreepsMcPasta's birthday, I re-record a story that I've loved and think I can improve on. For this year, I'm doing a story that I haven't touched in 7 years. The famous tale from Dathan Auerbach.

The Author: https://1000vultures.com/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9Bkl237L18
Read along!: 

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the store!
💀 https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/

PenPal: Footsteps by Dathan Auerbach (1/6) (Reboot)

(Moved to Spreaker! Stories will still pop up on here though! Thanks for listening and sweet dreams!)

The OFFICIAL Mr. Creepy Pasta's Creepypasta Storytime!

Support the Podcast here: https://ko-fi.com/mrcreepypasta

Hey there kids! It's me, Mr. Creepy Pasta! And I think I might have found a new way to bring Creepypasta stories from the deep dark stones of the crypt and right to the ear balls in your head. If you're as excited as I am to hear a good story of terror and fear as I am then give me a subscription, hide under your blanket, and prepare yourself for some sweet dreams. 

Creepypasta Storytime is a collection of some of the most horrifying (and occasionally funny) stories, or Creepypastas, that the internet has to offer and narrated to you by the Blue Man himself. The podcast is taken directly from the YouTube Channel of the same name and is always open to suggestions for new stories and submissions from you. mrcreepypasta@gmail.com

hey give me some suggestion of songs for the next playlist leave them in the comments

PenPal: Footsteps by Dathan Auerbach (1/6) (Reboot)

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