“Im sorry my leg is bad” jesus christ thats the funniest thing ive ever heard 😂😂😂

I listened to this in school... im scered like..im scered scered

man I hate it when my limbs become sentient smh

That was the most ridiculous thing I ever heard...>_<

Guess you could say Randy had... Phantom limb syndrome. Get it? Because his leg was possessed?

Weekly Archive

The tale of the reason not to live by finder's keepers losers weepers.

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/MichaelMaximwriter
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1YeIOgmg68
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/8z5iqy/i_found_a_laptop_connected_to_the_deep_web_and/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new BOOK! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends. 

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Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 13)

I Found a Laptop Connected to the Deep Web and Now People Are Dying by Michael Maxim

It's so hot down here...

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/sleepyhollow_101/posts/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGiawBuEDGM
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/9bfi7j/look_for_me_in_the_dc_metro/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

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Creepypasta Storytime ~Volume #14~

Look for me in the D.C. Metro by sleepyhollow_101

Wait... this seems... familiar...

Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lzjrPWtCvE
Read along!: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Mysterious_Caller

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

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Mysterious Caller

(Homestuck, erotic fanfiction basically, 18+pls). This is a Cronus/male!Listener commission! The script was written by http://squidtwinkie.tumblr.com (thank you for commissioning me!)

Summary: You and Cronus have been in a playful and loving relationship for some time, and after a long night, you decide to engage in a creative way of entertaining each other to unwind.

Script link here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Bisgm-z846a5ZqzbGt9-sSKvuxGF44BnKUDz78SIcQg/edit?usp=sharing

Harassing People with Silly String is a Known Aphrodisiac

A song by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq.
Part of his 'Awkward Encounters While Walking My Dog' album, I enjoyed it and thought I should share it.

I've No More F's to give

Another strange tale from the infamous UnsettlingStories.

The Author: https://unsettlingstories.com/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfbAq8aiGVM
Read along!: https://unsettlingstories.com/2018/03/21/randalls-leg/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

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Creepypasta Storytime ~Volume #15~

Randall’s Chatty Leg by UnsettlingStories.com

One - Way - Ticket - to hell

A beat I have been poking at in my off-days. Been using it as a stress relief, until I felt like it was done yesterday.

You can download the track here:
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Song made in FL Studio.
Pictures and assets made in Gimp.
Photograph by me.
FX/Animation made in Adobe After Effects.

[Art: https://twitter.com/ShoutinS]
Hullo! Original works are always my favorites to write (´･ω･`) I wanted to try my hand at a hardcore styled drop at 1:27, but also have it fit in with my usual music style. I liked the result, and also tinkered with some vocal samples in a similar 'hardcore' fashion. 

Because I know someone will ask, all of the vocal samples, including the ones at 2:03, are from a 1931 comedy film ("Lonely Wives") I watched & clipped ones I liked out of context. It took some dedication, but I really liked something about his voice & thought it'd be perfect as some "special flair" for this track.

I didn't have any particular reason to watch this film, just more of an experimental project. And the fact that I liked this characters voice and wanted to play with it (･ω･)☆

[-Spoken Lyrics-]

[1:25]
"Oh, I'm just losing my mind, that's all~"

[2:03]
"Those eyes...
I don't suppose you mean that.
Why that...
That, "Come and get me," expression in them.
I'm delighted.
I can't help it.
You'd laugh too if you knew what I knew.
Dear me, what was that accusation...
Murder?
Oh~ That's not a bad idea!"

[Dusttale Original] SharaX - S.O.S (Source Of Savagery)

Continuing from our last exclusive creepypasta audio drama from Myhatisblue, we follow Eric Mills out of this fleshy nightmare and into a real one. 

The Cast

Autumn Ivy: https://twitter.com/xXAutumnIvyXx/
HellzHobo
LittleBallofGiggles: https://www.youtube.com/user/MoralsAndVirtues/
Stephanie Swan Quills: https://www.youtube.com/c/StephanieSwanQuills
That Creepy Reading: https://www.youtube.com/user/ThatCreepyReading
Matt Fike
Barnabas Deimos: https://www.youtube.com/user/blackcollarworker82/

The Author: https://www.deviantart.com/myhatisblue
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTKfR8mc2K4
Read along!: https://www.deviantart.com/myhatisblue/art/Ex-cearulo-2-Awakening-780259205

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

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Ex cearulo -2- Awakening by Myhatisblue

Another tale featuring the amazing voice of Autumn Ivy and the incredible writing talent of awsmithwrites! This bit of body horror is the unfortunate creepypasta of a woman who has a different kind of modification.

Autumn Ivy: https://twitter.com/xXAutumnIvyXx/
The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/awsmithwrites/posts/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvDekE5rFMM
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/b5eh9u/i_wake_up_with_zippers_in_my_skin/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

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I Wake Up with Zippers in My Skin by A.W. Smith (Guest Storytime)

lancethegamer brings us a  story about the dangers of astral projection. Didn't expect to see a story about that today, did ya?

Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpp8ZwNPmSM

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

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I Discovered a New Level of Dreaming by lancethegamer

The second part of this series of 3. Let's go further down, down, down to the bottom of the sea!

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/RichardSaxon/ / https://www.facebook.com/richard.saxon.author
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvl89bG82kQ
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/9h5id6/my_friends_and_i_decided_to_spend_my_birthday_at/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the stores!
💀 Wife's Tea Shop: https://etsy.com/shop/IvoryMonocleTea
💀 Shirts & Stuff!: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/

The Ocean Is Much Deeper Than We Thought: The Void by Richard Saxton (2/3)

The finale to our undersea terror! It's been a terrifying ride from Mr. Saxon! 

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/RichardSaxon/ / https://www.facebook.com/richard.saxon.author
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMr6ujTuALQ
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/c3fnev/the_ocean_is_much_deeper_than_we_thought_final/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the stores!
💀 Wife's Tea Shop: https://etsy.com/shop/IvoryMonocleTea
💀 Shirts & Stuff!: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/

The Ocean Is Much Deeper Than We Thought: Syncytium by Richard Saxton (3/3)

A particular place of nightmares...

The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/An_Obscurity_Nodus/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyKctN1BDA0
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/c7lvge/i_work_as_a_sleep_analyst_and_i_have_some_weird/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the stores!
💀 Wife's Tea Shop: https://etsy.com/shop/IvoryMonocleTea
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I Work as a Sleep Analyst and I Have Some Weird Stories by An_Obscurity_Nodus

Thank you to Autumn Ivy for coming back and lending her awesome voice for this creepypasta story!

Autumn Ivy: https://twitter.com/xXAutumnIvyXx/
The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/RaspberrySodaPop/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9T7h67TiJQ
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/bxcc27/if_anyone_thinks_food_has_been_tasting_off_please/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the stores!
💀 Wife's Tea Shop: https://etsy.com/shop/IvoryMonocleTea
💀 Shirts & Stuff!: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/

Does Anyone Think Food Has Been Tasting Off? by RaspberrySodaPop (Guest Storytime)

(Moved to Spreaker! Stories will still pop up on here though! Thanks for listening and sweet dreams!)

The OFFICIAL Mr. Creepy Pasta's Creepypasta Storytime!

Support the Podcast here: https://ko-fi.com/mrcreepypasta

Hey there kids! It's me, Mr. Creepy Pasta! And I think I might have found a new way to bring Creepypasta stories from the deep dark stones of the crypt and right to the ear balls in your head. If you're as excited as I am to hear a good story of terror and fear as I am then give me a subscription, hide under your blanket, and prepare yourself for some sweet dreams. 

Creepypasta Storytime is a collection of some of the most horrifying (and occasionally funny) stories, or Creepypastas, that the internet has to offer and narrated to you by the Blue Man himself. The podcast is taken directly from the YouTube Channel of the same name and is always open to suggestions for new stories and submissions from you. mrcreepypasta@gmail.com

Randall’s Chatty Leg by UnsettlingStories.com

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