Happy Rap Battle Twosday peeps

JesseBoxVO as May
RNG as Edward
Written by JK03
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Kustom

May (0:20):
So this is who I’m fighting, some off the rails model boomer?
Don’t worry, Johnny! I’ll be sure to take out this intruder!
Ironically you’re losing steam! Plus, you’re bald too! (Ew!)
Doesn’t take an anchorman to know that this guy’s old news!
You’ve grown jaded and outdated! It’s really a bummer, you
Were the first in Sodor yet you still came out as number 2!
Even in your own stories, you’re second fiddle to your friends
Helped Gordon up a hill, but this uphill battle you won’t win!

Edward (0:41):
For a moment, I thought Sailor John sent out another bud
But it’s just a cheeky lad more Troublesome than the Trucks
Ah, the poor youth, always jumping in without a thought
Same for your players, spamming one move when it’s time to rock
Like your plots and releases, you just cause confusion and delay
Ask Bill and Ben, I’ll be putting unruly ones in their place
You leave this locomotive Dizzy, no sense in your loco motives
Always trailing behind Johnny as if you’re one of my coaches
Even with your anchor, you can’t secure him as your soulmate
A foolish prankster, no wonder April is your one sole mate
As a banker, no push could find your series its sole, mate
Only a top tier ranker ‘cause your dolphin’s more broken than Sol’s mate!

May (1:12):
Johnny always told me not to trust random objects that talk
Especially one taking orders from a guy with no hair locks!
You wanna talk broken? Shouldn’t push yourself too hard, you hack
Lest you want your sides once again torn up on the track! (Ouch!)
You’re so boring, we’ve seen every story that you can conceive
No wonder the showrunners said “It’s time for Edward to leave!”
This will be the second time a girl in orange upstaged you
Hated Rocky for no reason, now he won’t be here to save you!
Brought new players on deck when my games hit the scene (Yup!)
While your whole fanbase jumped ship when your show took a HiT on screen!
The First Mate is taking first place! Edward, you simply lack merit!
I’ll turn you to scrap, victory for the Jellyfish Pirates!

Edward (1:43):
I’m a hard-working engine, your disastrous passion’s all you Strive for
Seems your pet’s the only other porpoise you have in life, you’re
Called a disease by Ramlethal but you still couldn’t spit sick
I’d stay with Phillip if I shouldn’t sleep on your unlit quips
I’ve grown wise over the years, you hardly matured with age
Your presence here is the only May Day that I won’t celebrate!
You stand in the shadow of another Eddie, not surprising!
And he just schooled you in rap: seems Animation beat Anything!

May (Guilty Gear) vs Edward (Thomas & Friends) - Random Rap Battles of Randomness

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►"Personal Favourites"- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEa2R...
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Must... stay... awake...

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I hate nightmares.

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Succession of Nightmares by GodOfFunk25

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