A drag mix of "Swish Swish" by Katy Perry and "Baby Shark" by Pinkfong.

== SOURCES ==
Shark Week Promo 1 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7cphl6yx94
Shark Week Promo 2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnMgX7GiOA
Karaoke Version - Swish Swish - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj90N-DFezk
Isolated Vocals - Swish Swish - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foWV2XxiNso
Karaoke Version - Baby Shark - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YshfhiaZzkw
Isolated Vocals - Baby Shark - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNKJew2nNRc

Fish Fish Bish

Cover of "Surface Pressure" from Disney's Encanto.

Thank you to @gerlacus for arrangement help!

Arrangement inspired by, and drum loops shamelessly ripped from:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KTvkKv7VXY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PYv6DrbMLg

Surface Pressure — Cover

Part tracks and sheet music: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1y2yMqDREs-yiEKQL2oFcVvjBfg8Cafmz?usp=sharing

Karaoke version of the arrangement of For Forever from "Dear Evan Hansen in the West End | Four Evans sing 'For Forever'"

(Note: the chords are exactly the same as the soundtrack version, you're probably safe to use any karaoke track for your performance of Four Evans)

I removed the vocals using Spleeter, and made some minor edits to remove some leftover vocals.

Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-PJRZD3lEw
Spleeter: https://github.com/deezer/spleeter

Four Forever (4 Evans "For Forever") Instrumental

A few karaoke tracks I made for songs from CEG seasons 2 and 3. Feel free to request more!

First Penis I Saw Karaoke

It Was A Shitshow Karaoke

Just A Girl In Love (Season 2 Theme) Karaoke

This was my final project for a class on Fandom. It's a medley of several songs from SpongeBob, arranged and performed by yours truly. Here are the songs:

- SpongeBob Theme Song
- Loop De-Loop
- Sweet Victory
- This Grill Is Not A Home
- Best Day Ever
- F.U.N.
- That's What Friends Do

SpongeBob SquarePants Medley

You've waited 10 years, and now here it is: my sequel to the Lady Gaga & Beyoncé classic, Telephone. Warning: turn down your volume, the whole thing is too loud

Telephone Noises

Karaoke track I made a while back for the song "Your Mother Is A Whore" by Alan Menken and Glenn Slater. It was an outtake from Galavant, a short-lived musical TV show.

Original demo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg2F1JRpDz0

Your Mother Is A Whore - Karaoke/Instrumental

Musical songwriting practice no. 4

Today's showtune is inspired by a scene from the pilot episode of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, in which the Mole Women are heading back to Indiana but Kimmy decides to stay in New York City.

=== LYRICS ===

[Mole Woman]
(spoken) All right, everyone ready to go?

We're going back to Durnsville
our lives are fin'lly ours
I'll go back to school, or swim in a pool
(gasp) or order drinks at bars

[Cyndee]
We're going back to Durnsville
My future fin'lly starts
I'll get rid of these braces, then I'm off to the races
Breakin' some small-town hearts

[Mole Women] We're coming for you Durnsville
Home where we started from
I can't wait any longer
Durnsville, here we--
[Kimmy, spoken] STOP THE CAR!

[Cyndee, spoken] Kimmy, we have to get to the airport by 11 or

[Kimmy]
Cyndee, just look at where we're standing
Take in this panorama
I don't know what I want
but I know where it's not
and that's freakin Indiana

So I'm gonna stay in New York City
And build my new life here
[Cyndee, spoken] But you have a middle school education!
[Kimmy] (spoken) Yeah that's fair, but
I'm tired of living in fear

I spent my life in a box
living in fear
of what might be on the other side
Well now is my chance
to start my life here
with a smile and my heart open wide
My heart open wide

Hello New York City
Kimmy Schmidt is here to stay
I'm leaving Durnsville in my tracks
My new life starts today

Hello New York City
This adventure has just begun
I can't wait any longer
New York, here I come

Here I come
Here I come
New York, here I come

Durnsville [Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt S1E1]

Musical songwriting practice no. 5

Today's song is inspired by a scene from Umbrella Academy S1E6 in which the Handler and Five have a discussion in a bathroom.

=== LYRICS ===

[Handler]
(spoken) let me tell you a little story while I relieve myself

I burnt my rugae
That's the ridges on the roof of my mouth
So now I'm on a liquid diet
while my body figures it out

It's been four days
since I've eaten any real food
and that's the explanation
for this non-stop urination

For just one cog out of place
disrupts the whole machine
A burn inside my mouth
leads right to this unholy scene
So when I find a cog
that needs a little care
I pluck it out and quickly find a spare

[Five] (spoken) Okay...

[Handler] (spoken) Oh, there's more

I burnt my rugae
this last Tuesday on some pizza at lunch
And while you may think that's clumsy of me
I had a little hunch

That our new cook, Greg
had signed on just to hurt me this way
So within the hour
I had Greg the lunch cook powdered

For just one cog out of place
disrupts the whole machine
A gear that served me pizza hotter than it should have been
And when I find a cog
that wants to do me wrong
That cog will not be in this world for long

(spoken) Do you understand what I'm telling you, Number Five?

[Five] (spoken) I do.

[Handler] (spoken) Good!

For just one cog out of place
disrupts the whole machine
One gear seeing things that he should not have ever seen
And when I find that cog
disloyal to our cause
I exterminate said cog without pause

Just One Cog Out Of Place [Umbrella Academy S1E6]

Musical songwriting practice no. 6

This one's inspired by Eleanor and Chidi's first conversation.

=== LYRICS ===
[Chidi]
I may not know you
but the universe does
and I'm right here because
we're meant for each-other

I want to show you
that you're never alone
we'll make this world a home
with one-another

And I know that trust takes time to build
So if I'm moving too fast, just say slow down and I will
But I'm right here beside you
and I'm not going anywhere

And if you need my protection, then that's what I'll do
I would climb up a mountain or fight tigers for you
Whatever you need,
just say "Chidi" and I'll be there

Hello stranger,
we have forever to share

[Eleanor]
You say that you got my back ([Chidi] of course)
You'll find anything I lack ([Chidi] anything)
Well I've got a problem, and I hope you can help me

I've got a secret you can't ever tell ([Chidi] okay)
Cross your heart and hope they transfer you to hell ([Chidi] that's a little extreme but)
(sigh) here goes nothing. Please don't desert me


I'm not supposed to be here, I don't belong
They got my name right, sure, but the bio is wrong
Eleanor Shellstrop never helped anyone

I never saved starving children from the grips of disease
The best thing I ever did was return a set of keys
that I stole from my friend to watch her TV while she was gone

Hello stranger
[Chidi] (spoken) I feel a stomach ache coming on

[Chidi (with Eleanor below)]
I don't know you
guess the universe does
what the universe does
and we're stuck with each-other

I want to show you
that you should do the right thing
instead of hiding
and making me cover

[Eleanor]
You said that you got my back
But you seem like you're gonna crack
That is a problem
but we're stuck with each-other

I've got a secret you can't tell
I don't think you can keep it well
I should've thought before telling you
and making you cover

[Both]
I'm/You're not supposed to be here, I/you don't belong
This situation is forked, this is totally wrong
Eleanor Shellstrop needs you/me to be something you're/I'm not


[Chidi] I don't know what to do
[Eleanor] Please help me stay!
[Chidi] I think I'm gonna be sick
[Eleanor] That's okay!
[Chidi] I think I have to tell Michael

[Michael] Tell Michael what?

Hello Stranger [The Good Place S1E1]

Musical songwriting practice no. 7

This song is Eleanor's internal monologue as she decides to reveal her secret at the end of episode 7. This is my first attempt at writing a song with a real emotional core, and it's also the first one where I've gotten to reuse a theme (the "I'm not supposed to be here" theme from "Hello Stranger")

=== LYRICS ===

[Chidi] (spoken) Fine. I won't say anything because I promised to help you, but I hate lying. You might be able to shrug this off and forget about it, but I never will.

[Eleanor]

Chidi can't say what Chidi did wrong
and it's tearing Chidi up inside
Chidi's protected me for so long
because Eleanor's job is to hide

I thought we pulled it off but we didn't
He's still in all this pain
And I don't want to leave him in it
Till forever rolls around again
I'm ruining his utopia, that much I can see
Once again the problem all comes down to me

[Michael] (spoken) Thank you all for joining me on such short notice. Someone slaughtered Janet. If anyone has any information about this horrifying act, I beg you, tell me.

[Eleanor]

Michael knows someone's up to no good
He just doesn't know who it could be
If Michael doesn't figure me out he could
be tortured for eternity

I thought I pulled it off but I didn't
I just put it off for a few days
And I can't survive minute to minute
in an endless cycle of delays
I'm ruining his utopia, with my giant shrimp and murdering spree
Once again the problem all comes down to me

I'm not supposed to be here
yet I'm here
Spoiling heaven for Chidi who spent his career
studying how to be
the best person that he could be

I'm not supposed to be here
yet here I am
putting myself before those who ever gave a damn
about Eleanor Shellstrop
They're both suffering for me

I thought I'd pull it off but I couldn't
Look at all the pain I've caused
I wanna stay here but I know I shouldn't
I think this battle is finally lost
I'm ruining this utopia, for once I need to act selflessly
For once I'm owning up to what I've done
For once I'm letting the truth flow free
For once I won't let the problem
No I can't let the problem come down to
Me

All Comes Down To Me [The Good Place S1E7]

Musical songwriting practice no. 8

Today's song is inspired by issue 4343 of the webcomic Questionable Content, in which a down-on-her-luck robot is buying a new body and is reluctant to buy an expensive one.

=== LYRICS ===

[May]

I've never asked anyone for anything
I've always been alone
I stole some stuff, did some time
always, on my own

(spoken) I'm not a good person. I don't deserve you guys, or all this money you raised

[Roko] (spoken, interrupting) Listen, you wouldn't judge a human with a missing limb for getting an expensive prosthetic, would you? This is your money, we want you to get the best body you can

[May]

(sigh) Okay. I guess--
I guess I'm gonna treat myself
I'll be six feet tall
I'm gonna treat myself
Fuck it, I'm spending it all
I'll have a pair of nostrils
in my nose
And I'll have a pair of thumbs
that can actually oppose

I'm gonna treat myself
I'll have big-ass tits
I'm gonna treat myself
I'll finally take a shit
I'll get all the bells and whistles
the volume controls
I'll have legs that won't fall off
and the standard set of holes

I've spent my whole life being punished
For the crime of wanting to fly
I've never... deserved what I wanted
It feels wrong, but I guess I'm gonna try

to treat myself
I'll be a Northampton 10
Time to meet myself
To get born the fuck again
So plug me in
Beam me up
Whatever you gotta do
It's my time to be
Brand new

Treat Myself [Questionable Content #4343]

Musical songwriting practice no. 9

Today's song is the scene from The Good Place S1E6 when Michael is interrogating a pile of rocks.

=== LYRICS ===

[Michael]

One of you did something
I don't know which one or why
But one of you before me
Put shrimp up in the sky
One of you shouldn't be here
You're a gross unwelcome pox
And I'm pretty sure
You're one of these four
Thousand decorative rocks

'Cause
Everything must be perfect in The Good Place
Everything must be spic and span and right
If just one single rock
Turns out to be schlock
You've got a giant sinkhole overnight

Everything must be **spotless** in The Good Place
A utopia is what the people earned
So I'll travel this whole land
Checking ev'ry grain of sand
I can't rest until ev'ry stone's been turned

[Eleanor] (spoken) Whoa, what's going on in here?

[Michael] (spoken) I'm looking for the cause of all the trouble we've had in this neighborhood. I've narrowed it down to these rocks.

One of them did something....

[Eleanor] (spoken) I'm gonna stop you right there.

Everything Must Be Perfect [The Good Place S1E6]

for a total change of pace, here's some weird shrieking

named after Into The Unknown from Frozen 2, cuz like that song has a similar piano dealio and weird shrieking

out of the known

The karaoke track for my new single!

Check out the music video: https://youtu.be/lfbciUrQzfc

Buy or stream this song wherever you get your music:
https://open.spotify.com/track/2Wfz6HQCm6Ns0qpI4qx6JN
https://music.apple.com/us/album/a-single-living-person-covid-christmas-single/1539786172

=== LYRICS ===

Finally, Christmas is here
It's my favorite time of the year
But this year that doesn't apply
'Cause if I leave my house, I'll probably die

I love to frolic out in the snow
Or have a kiss under the mistletoe
But this Christmas I'm frozen in fear
So I'll play it safe and stay in here

This year I don't want a call on the phone
and I don't wanna talk over Zoom
No-one needs to see my underwear
Or the status of my living room

There's just one thing I want this year
And I'd give anything to get it
I'd try to make it happen myself
But I'd instantly regret it
Santa please, won't you listen to me
All I want is to see
A single living person for Christmas

Christmas Eve has come at last
Can't believe 12 months have passed
Since Saint Nick came last year
And since I've held another person near 

I miss presents with my mom and dad
I miss the mistletoe thing really bad
In isolation, what can you do
When all your friends are stuck inside too

This Christmas I don't wanna stay up all night
Watching TikTokers trying to dance
Santa might walk in and see me
in my Joe Exotic underpants

There's just one thing I want this year
And I'd give anything to get it
I'd try to make it happen myself
But I'd instantly regret it
Santa please, won't you listen to me
All I want is to see
A single living person for Christmas

Woah oh
All I want is to see
A single living person for Christmas

Woah oh
All I want is to see
A single living person

A Single Living Person (Covid Christmas) - Single

A Single Living Person (Covid Christmas)

A Single Living Person (Covid Christmas) - Instrumental

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