The Mucking Fuppets first album 'Strings Attached' has been officially remastered

Strings Attached (REMASTERED)

The Mucking Fuppets third studio album 'The Land Of Scorch' has officially been remastered

The Land Of Scorch (REMASTERED)

The fourth and most recent studio album from The Mucking Fuppets 'BAN THIS ALBUM' has been officially remastered

BAN THIS ALBUM (REMASTERED)

The second studio album from The Mucking Fuppets 'Sock It 2 Ya' has been officially remastered

Sock It 2 Ya (REMASTERED)

The Mucking Fuppets fifth album 'The Chronicles Of Calizona' arrives! It is the bands most serious work yet. From songs about a rivalry at Camp Timberwood from Grizzle, A heart wrenching song about rejection from Fleabag called Still Ugly, An emotional duet between aunt and niece with Starry Nights. This album is the most diverse from The Mucking Fuppets. Enjoy!

The Chronicles Of Calizona

The Mucking Fuppets are back with their fourth album with the very unique title of BAN THIS ALBUM. Written during a week-long band retreat to The Del Oro islands. The gang tell some unique stories on this album. Lost funds, prom night disasters and toasters this album is as wild and crazy as it gets


Released By Crackjaw Records

Kiss The Ring

[Verse 1]
What did I do to make you turn away?
Was I too loud, too weird, too in the way?
Did my voice sound wrong? Did I cry too much?
Did you flinch at the thought of a daughter's touch?

You were the storm I couldn’t outrun
Your love was a war i never won
Mama wore perfume like a mask
Dad just drank and didn’t ask
Why I carved poems in my lunchbox tin
Why I screamed at mirrors just to let something in

[Pre-Chorus]
I learned not to knock
I learned not to speak
You taught me love was
Quiet and weak

[Chorus]
What did I do?
Was I born just to bruise?
To grow up in shoes
That never felt used
I looked up for years just to be overlooked
Wrote my name in ash where no one else looked
But I needed you —
So what did I do?

[Verse 2]
I watched your shadows stretch through the hall
Tried to be good, tried to be small
I bit my tongue, I broke my skin
Waited for love that never came in

Was I just wrong from the very start?
Did you see a crack where there was just heart?
You taught me shame like it was my name
A crown of thorns wrapped in your blame

[Pre-Chorus]
But someone saw past
The wreck you left me
Found a flame in the wreckage
And set it free

[Bridge]
Rain sang me lullabies molded from truth
Grizzle gave me love that lit up my youth
They held my hurt like it had worth
Made me feel chosen, not just cursed

They didn’t flinch at the mess I was
They called me brilliant, not just because
They saw me —the spark i tried to conceal 
And gave me a place to finally feel

[Final Chorus]
What did I do?
I survived all of you
I bled but i grew
I built something true
No thanks to the ones who turned away
I found my love and I made it stay
You gave me nothing…
But I made it through




What Did I Do?

[Verse 1]
I ain't got a mortgage — I got mold in the vents,
I ain't payin' rent — I'm just crashin' events.
No lawn to mow, just a patch full of trash,
Where the raccoons fight and the seagulls clash.
Call it rock bottom — I call it a throne,
In my four-wheel palace of rust and bone.


Got duct-tape windows and a milk crate chair,
Shower once a month when the rain feels fair.
I got socks that crunch and bread that bites,
And a calendar made outta Burger King kites.
Eat beans from a can with a Swiss Army key,
Got a squirrel in the dash that keeps starin' at me.
My bed’s just foam with a cigarette burn,
And I’m readin’ old maps like I’m waitin’ my turn.

[Hook]
I’m livin’ in a van down by the river,
Cold beans, loud thoughts, and a three-day shiver!
Ain’t got much, but I’m still that sliver
Of hope in the mud that’ll never wither! 

[Verse 2]
Cops roll by like I’m toxic waste,
But I smile real wide with my toothpaste face.
Neighbors? Nah, just ghosts and fog,
And a homeless preacher with a taxidermy dog.
Got a cup full of coins and a jar of ash,
And a dream I wrote on a Waffle House nap.
Sometimes I sing to the river rats’ choir,
And they harmonize back like they’re breathin’ fire.

[Bridge – lower, almost tender]
I used to chase rent, used to chase worth,
Now I just chase ducks and the smell of earth.
No screens, no scenes, no fake-ass news,
Just the wind and a pack of expired booze.

[Hook]
I’m livin’ in a van down by the river,
Got mold in my soul, but I’m still a giver!
Redford’s wild, but the water's a mirror—
Shows me a face that’s gettin’ clearer.

[Verse 3]
The city forgot me, the system too,
But the moon don't judge and the sky stays true.
I ain’t lookin’ for pity or a place to crash—
I am the crash, with a stash of trash.
I write haikus in grease on my back door glass,
And scream at the stars till the visions pass.
If life’s a joke, then I’m the punchline’s spark—
Smell like hell but I shine in the dark.

[Outro]
Don’t need a driveway. Don’t need a plan.
Just four bald tires... and two dirty hands.
So if you ever feel low, like you’re startin’ to rot...
Just remember ol’ Scraggs… gave it all he got.

Down By The River

Sesame Beats

Mucking Fuppets

Gridlock Groove

Snitches Get Stitched

Shadows of Silence

Next Door To Jim

The Mucking Fuppets third studio album 'The Land Of Scorch' has been officially remastered 

Feed The Algorithm

Flowers Before Funerals

Toybox Holocaust

The Land Of Scorch

Laugh Track Suicide

Eyes Of A Dreamer

Sewn Up Scars

Still Time

Act Like I Belong

Muzzlefuck

MAKE GEN Z CRY (Skit)

Trauma Bonding

Glitter Dealer

Ned Bundy

Puppetmaster

Interlude...Uhh Something

Porn Star Dating

Dirty Laundry Day

Love So Loud

Stand For The Silent

Man Machine Poem (For Gord)

27 Shadows

Charlie's Angels

Neon Row (Featuring Prince)

Starry Nights (Featuring Rain Snow)

Reford

Muckin' Around

Camp Timberwood

Smoke Screen

Pretty In Pain

My Prince

This Is Ironview

Still Ugly

Sleep Tight (My Little Lights)

Where We Belong

The Mucking Fuppets release their first cover. Paul McCartney's Temporary Secretary gets a Mucking Fuppets cover

Temporary Secretary (Paul McCartney Cover)

Corrupted Inside

SPEEDRUN

Next Level

We're The Mucking Fuppets, Band from Redford, Calizona. Our music is a mix of Hip-Hop and various other genres 

Members

Roxy Ragz: Vocals, Piano 
Grizzle: Bass, Vocals
Spittoon: DJ, Rapper
Muttley: Guitar, Rapper
Fleabag: Drums, Rapper
Scraggs: Guitar, Vocals 
Sneeve: Harmonica

Signed to Crackjaw Records

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