Two songs recorded live at the Luna Lounge, Nov 23 2013, for a Children in Need event.  First a young man goes on a Spanish holiday looking for sun, sangria and sex - but not in that order. However finds something he did not expect. Next is a song about a married man who still dreads his mother's nagging phone calls.

Mucus Features - Topless Grannies + Phone Home

A young man goes on holiday to Spain looking for sun, sand sangria and sex, (but not in that order). What he finds is totally unexpected. The second song is an antidote to all of those cheesy mother songs for those of us unlucky enough not to have those idealised, caring mums.  A young married man dreads calling his mother because he knows the incessant nagging she is going to give him. The full version of this song is featured in the unedited upload.  Recorded Live at the 'Luna Lounge Children In Need  Fundraiser', 23rd Nov 2013.

Topless Grannies + Phone Home (Edit)

Original Alternative Rock'n'Roll Comedy Band. Brian and Richard. Original songs and parodies written by Brian plus classic novelty songs performed.