Doomsday Clock 2

Burndt Jamb (Weezer Cover)

What's The Occasion? (BROCKHAMPTON Cover)

spike

Unreleased - murphhh

because my dad promised me

bunk off

stamp book mogul

made in two hours with my bestest buddies uwu

collaborator's paradise (with eli, jamie & sam)

slapdash

beat made in an hour, i wrote the rap verse weeks prior for a different beat

dominic raab freestyle

railroad thunder (with hulks)

gush gazer

two hour challenge, the prompt was the photo (credit to josh du val)

aviary

Cuff me up, stuff me up
Slap me up, then wrap me up
Is it coke or is it snow?
Doesn't fuckin matter, it's Christmas, hoe

Festive bimbos, bitch it's chrimbo
Press me up against that frosted window
Tied in knots or in a bow?
Doesn't fuckin matter, it's Christmas, hoe

What time are you getting here (quarter to four)
Muzzle me like a reindeer (and call me a whore)
I've been a good girlie this year (gimme some more)
When you hear that Christmas cheer (uh uh uh uh)

I'm a Dashing Vixen, take the reigns
I be Dancing and Prancing, giving him brain
Wanna call him Cupid but he's acting like a Comet
Blitzing up my south pole until I cum upon it (Donna!)

You've got something for me in your stocking
I've got something for you in my panties
The tree isn't the only thing we're rocking
I'm on the naughty list, you gotta spank me

I'm getting horny I'm getting randy
You better pour me another brandy
Giving me sloppy, cinnamon coffee
Her teeth stick together like quality toffee
I open fire 'til I nut on her chest
She empty my sack 'til there's nothing left
Oh come ye faithful, a faceful of cum
Disgraceful, it's shameful, my face in her bum

You call him father Christmas, I call him daddy
Fucking Mrs Claus too, mmm what a baddie (what about it?)
Smoke those christmas trees, peg him till he's week
Sorry we've been behaving so badly

(Maybe you should)
Cuff me up, stuff me up
Slap me up, then wrap me up
Is it coke or is it snow?
Doesn't fuckin matter, it's Christmas, hoe

Festive bimbos, bitch it's chrimbo
Press me up against that frosted window
Tied in knots or in a bow?
Doesn't fuckin matter, it's Christmas, hoe

Cuff me up (uh), cuff me up (ah)
Cuff me up (uh), stuff me up (uh, yeah)
Cuff me up (uh, ohh), cuff me up (uh)
Cuff me up (uh, oh fuck), stuff me up (, ohuh)
(I'm s- I'm so sorry, I guess Christmas came early)

Ho ho ho, hey Bimbos!
Oh my God, Santa!
I got your wishlist
Oh Santa, no way!
Why don't you two take a look under the tree?
Santa, you naughty dog...
Not as naughty as you two this year!
Sounds like someone's gotta punish us...

It was the night before Christmas,
And the bimbos needed a bone
(ah, ah, ah, etc.)

Festive Bimbos

one or two hour challenge (i don't remember)

endless

gonna start throwing unreleased stuff on here

murphhh

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