A musical ballerina curls her circle on a cold winters night while outside there's a storm brewing, suddenly a submarine comes through the window, the sunken dirigible seems stunned then explodes into a thousand slices of industrial shuffle and floats away on the sea of reverbs to the monastery of sound where bowls sing, bells toll and spades are dragged over gravestones by hooded monks etc.. it does this 7/8 hemiola stuff which is fun and says much of teleology. Or nothing at all.

Beepbopping

Can You Prove It? feat. Jeff Dee

Cacophony of annoying sounds. Dissonando. 
Chewy tuning, battered beats, awry rythyms, cluster custard.
Recorded by Richard Bignell @ Area 18, London.
Performed badly.
September 2012



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Glissonance

How many blokes walk their way from the pub
beergut full and bladder replete?
and how many blokes on the journey home
will urinate in the street?
yes'n when we too wend our homewary path
what soaks us from our knees to our feet?
the answer my friend is pissing in the wind
the answer is pissing in the wind.

Tell me how many streams must a lady traverse 
before she's far enough away?
yes'n how many times have we shuffled that route
with ne'er e'en one alleyway?
and yet when drunken fools have a reason to be
live and let live is what we say
so the answer my friend is going in the bin
the answer is going in the bin.



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Public Urinal
From the Kindle collection: Pooetry in motions
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B005EN73SK

Public urinal

Beachy Head
makes you dead
fall off the edge
land on your head
a casual walk 
can turn from fun
if you walk 'round
with your shoes undone.



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Beachy Head
From the Kindle collection: Succinct and pithy
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B005FHMSGW

Beachy Head

Ever get the feeling you're of no use
in this crappy production of Mother Goose?
I do.
My part to play is to hold her leg
up in the air when she lays her egg
so both of the audience can plainly see
(should they care to look at all)
Mother's fanny and me
and as you can imagine all her bowels go loose.



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It's Only A Stage
From the Kindle collection: Pooetry in motions
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B005EN73SK

It's only a stage

Hear My Song

Under The Effluence

Loosiana highway

Final version

Have a banana.
I spent all my money on the things I love, 
oh what a shame, it's a shame, it's a sham, 
nuffin in the bank and nuffin in my pockets, 
oh what a sh..it's a shame..ame again, it's a shame,
Maggie Thatcher's dead! Butt her, 
dreams still live on, and so we have to take the blame, 
but ***king hashtag first world issues! 
do you really want the same? 
Scraping by, 
although internationally it was probably Goldman Sachs' fault, 
scraping by, 
certainly more than it was ever Maggie's, 
poor girl, I mean, well, you know, 
scraping by, 
yeah someone like Michael Coles or Eric Dobkin, 
they're really the bastards to blame for corporation, 
although I suppose you could take it back historically
to when Germany sold off Volkswagon...
Aaaaaaahhhh!
Can't afford a banana.
Well I went and got some free and friendly, 
unbiased, independent advice, 
at least that's what they told me,
but the loan they sold me has already trebled twice, 
the banking legislation crippling this ***king nation is not very nice.
Was it Einstein whom once famously said; 
"Compound interest is the most powerful force in the universe,"? 
Yeah, I think it was. 
Scraping by,
scraping the barrel,
scraping by, 
though I owe you money, and the interest is high, you are not alone, 
scraping by, 
huh huh huhhuhhh, 
scraping the barrel, 
we'll have a barrel of fun, et al expenses, 
roll out the barrel, we need Ade man now run, 
bye 'n' bye.
You why?

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