Hold on a minute link , OLD MAN IS THAT U?

that.. was... weird but whatever there is no time to loose

8 year old me used to rinse this every day

this was some great shit i listened to at like 12. youtube now wont allow this shit

I KNOW I WEAR A TUNIC BUT IM NOT INTO MEN.

starbomb was my childhood song channel bro 😭

meme

Starbomb - BEST Zelda Rap Ever!!

Escape from the city act 1 RMX Sonic Generations

The Stereotypes Song
Lyrics and Vocals by Ray Johnson 
Beat by Kurt Hugo Schneider 
Release Date-Mar 23, 2011 

Pre-Chorus
I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous,
So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this.

Chorus 
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Verse 1
I love those fat Americans. You know they're so obnoxious.
They're always eating burgers. They're always holding shotguns.
And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn.
They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on.
Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they role.
You've got to go big like an Israeli nose.
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, they're
Out of control like a Chinese driver.

Verse 2
I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.
I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but
They're always high, so don't let them fool ya.
And I love them Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend.
I'm just joking. If you didn't know then
You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland.

Chorus
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Verse 3
Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the outback redneck Australians,
And the crooked teeth of an English dude
Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth.
And how could anyone hate the French.
Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits.
Brazilian girls is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.

Verse 4
I love Africans, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says they're all butt-naked.
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes.
They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
Uh oh! They're all on my checklist,
Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast.
They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis.

Chorus
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
(repeat 8x)

Chorus
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. 

The Stereotypes Song

Portal - Still Alive - Rock Cover natewantstobattle

44Wya.m4a

Warning: Satire ahead. Watch the Music Video HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkjsPuCl0p4

LYRICS: 

This song is dedicated to a certain kind of people, which just so happens to be— my other favorite kind of people.

You know the ones that like to you know; hurt themselves bro? Skateboard ollie bro, kickflip, split their lip bro?... Kick me in the nuts, bro? You get what I’m saying, right?


White people, I get bullied in school,
I can’t wait til I’m a cop so I can bully you, White People
Hey

White people, no no, we can’t dance,
And I don’t whoop my kids or spank their hands,
White people
(Bad Michael, go to your room!)

Verse 1: 

If you poke me on my arm, I bruise easily,
So I only quarterback in the Football League,

I like to watch porn, I can fap for days
And my favorite potato chips are Lays (because they’re white)

I take weird drugs like ecstasy,
Mushrooms, Crystal Meth, and LSD,

We put it in a pipe, or a homemade bong,
And watch out for the priest, he will rape your son,

And most of us will die trying out for Fear Factor,
I guess that’s why they say I’m just a country-loving, deer-hunting, rabbit-eating, redneck, inbreeding, beer-drinking, small penis…. did I mention we drive a tractor?

We're red when we’re mad, when we’re sick, we’re green,
Only race in the world that eats sardines, 

White girls, flat butts, and I know that’s mean,
But if you try to eat the booty, taste like saltines, 
(Back far away from that anus)

A white woman came to me to bash my song,
Until she realized I was black and then she…. zipped her purse?

White people, I get bullied in school, 
I can’t wait til I’m a cop so I can bully you, 
White People

White people, no no, we can’t dance,
And I don’t whoop my kids or spank their hands,
White people
(See this is probably why all those white kids shoot up schools)

Hold up, hold up; we can’t have a white song without any country music in it.
We all like country music, nawh-nah- no-hum-nawh
You never understand what I’m saying, nawh-nah-nawh-nah nah nahnah nannah humh NAWR.

But if you ever come to Texas…. come chill with me on my porch,
‘Cause we all got shotguns, and we all commute by horse,

We have farms, we like to mosh, We like Family GUYYY and we like Tosh!!! I guess my point here is… if you’re white, we automatically like you

White people, I get bullied in school,
I can’t wait til I’m a cop so I can bully you, White People
Hey

White people, Can’t jump that high, 
So if you tryna lose the cops, find a fence nearby
White people, 

White People
Since 76, being jerks making other races look like sh**,
White People
(Seriously, all of us are racist)

White People,
I know you can’t stand me,
But we all still evolved from a chimpanzee
White People

Alright, this is probably also the most racist song I’ve ever written, but if you laughed, you’re racist too…. So I don’t feel bad…. besides…. it’s not racist if I'm human. Get it? The human race? Ha, ha, ha, that’s how white people laugh..

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The White People Song

Warning: Satire ahead. Watch the Music Video HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85tr8h0BjVk

LYRICS:

Intro: Hola Jorge! Andale, andale, arriba, arriba—  I don’t even know if I said that right. Sorry, I don’t speak Mexican. Ay yo Jorge, can you hand me a burrito? Por favor?

Verse 1:

I am a Mexican, my card is greenish,
My last name is probably Gonzalez Martinez,
I’d help you mow your lawn, but me no speaky English,
That’s why my only job is selling tacos or cleaning,

I don’t drink alcohol, less it's tequila,
I hate when people say tor-tilla… bitch, it’s tortilla,
I don’t need a SUV, or an umbrella,
Why? I got a donkey and sombrero,

Because I can dance with two maracas in my hand, hand, hand
Used to play in a mariachi band, band, band
I can fit 20 cousins up in the van, van, van
What’d you expect? I’m Mexican...

CHORUS 
Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico,
And yes, we smell like burritos, oh oh
We’re just Mexican People, oh oh….

The law saw that my card wasn’t green, so I panicked!
Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic!
Oh, mi hijo….. oh oh,
We’re just Mexican People, oh oh…
We’re Brown People

Verse 2:
I am a Mexican, yes, I speak Spanish,
But only when you’re around, so you can’t understand it,
Yes I like nachos, dipped in Mexican salsa,
Yo quiero Taco Bell, until they shot my chihuahua,

If you’re Latino, or latina, then you’re Mexican
If you’re from Spain or Argentina, you’re still Mexican,
If you speak any Portuguese, you’re still Mexican
And if your name is Luis, then you’re Mexican

I can dance with two maracas in my hand, hand, hand
Used to play in a mariachi band, band, band
I can fit 20 cousins up in the van, van, van
What’d you expect? I’m Mexican...

CHORUS
Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico,
And yes, we are illegal, oh oh
We’re just Mexican People, oh oh….

The law saw that my card wasn’t green, so I panicked!
Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic!
Oh, mi hijo….. oh oh,
We’re just Mexican People, oh oh…
We’re Brown People

Bridge:

I work as a maid for white people and it’s probably because their kids are messy,
And because they can afford me, it’s only like a penny a week but you know...


Verse 3 (rap):

Hola, homie, I’m in your garden with a machete,
The students in college hate me cause they don’t mess with them essays,
I’m a laker just like Kobe, I built my house with adobe, 
I’m teaching my black friends how to swim…. haha… because...


CHORUS:
Ohhhhhhhh ooohhhhh we swam here all the way from Puerto Rico,
And yes, we smell like burritos, oh oh
We’re just Mexican People, oh oh….

The law saw that my card wasn’t green, so I panicked!
Swam across the border at the speed of Hispanic!
Oh, mi hijo….. oh oh,
We’re just Mexican People, oh oh…
We’re Brown People

The Mexican People Song

Markiplier Animated- AMERICAN HISTORY 101

Purely Entertainment purposes. All Rights are Reserved to JonTronshow and Schmoyoho. If JonTron, Schmoyoho, or any of the artists involved in the making of the music video wish for me to take down the song, then I will. Message me to ask to take it down.

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I <3 JonTron. This is to spread the video to soundcloud. Hope you enjoy. :D

Original Video: https://youtu.be/Oy_JlG7C-T8
JonTron: http://normalboots.com/author/jontronshow
Schmoyoho:  https://www.youtube.com/user/schmoyoho
Schmoyoho's SoundCloud: @schmoyoho
Converter: www.2conv.com

Artists Involved:
FtK: http://fluttershythekind.tumblr.com
Pixlpit: http://www.youtube.com/pixlpit
Cassidy Stone: https://twitter.com/CassidyStone1
FERG!: http://tinyurl.com/h853du9
Mike Bedsole: http://youtube.com/c/mikebedsole
Louie Zong: http://www.louiezong.com
Sean Rhodes: http://www.traumatrope.tumblr.com
TopSpinTheFuzzy: http://tinyurl.com/zhc4kth
Fungasm: https://www.youtube.com/user/FungasmTube
Dalton Brown: http://www.youtube.com/TheSmashToons
Daniel Tan (supardanil): https://www.youtube.com/user/CoxnCrendor
Danny A Reyes (oryozema): https://www.youtube.com/user/oryozema
Lt. Eddy: http://tinyurl.com/halpj5k
Taylor Parrish: http://www.taylorparrishart.tumblr.com
CatFat: https://www.youtube.com/user/CatFatNG
Brandon Turner: http://tinyurl.com/hz9z25g
SIR: http://tinyurl.com/zhgb7zu
MrChambers: http://tinyurl.com/zf3lc97
Steve Dorian (Lemony Fresh): http://tinyurl.com/z5h3jbc
Flannelson: http://www.youtube.com/flannelson
Lucas Pacheco: https://www.vimeo.com/120929327
Stejkrobot: http://www.Youtube.com/stejkrobot

JonTron - Firework (Full Cover)

FIREWORK FULL COVER (JONTRON OFFICIAL)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rjN36OKpuM original

Club hoppin',
See her dancin' alone.
In the corner,

I'm just checkin' my phone.
I should join her,
Step right into the zone.

Get to sweatin',
I ain't tryin' to unwind.
Girl you're smokin',
Damn you're one of a kind.
Can't help it;
Moves are blowin' my mind.

Girl, now my pulse is starting to rise.
I see excitement flash in your eyes.
Let's get a cab and blow the joint.
Let me get right on down to the point.

Shoulda told ya,
Wrapped up baggage in store.
Couldn't blame ya,
Show yourself to the door.
Couldn't help it,
Left it all on the floor.

Now you know me,
Might just drop the facade.
Make your mind up,
A one winged Angel, a fraud.
Let me tell ya,
I could summon a god.

I called my mom and told her the deal
This story feels so eerily real
She said to call this party off
She said she hates to see me go soft
She says that all I need is a friend
She said to never falter again
She said to rain down fire and then
She said this happens now and again
And again
And again

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