@audiobake & @gothic-funk

MY DOG STEPPED ON A BEE
WHILE TAKING A LEAK AGAINST A TREE
THEN ADDING INSULT TO INJURY
ANOTHER ONE STUNG HIS PEE PEE

OH, PLEASE DON’T LAUGH AT TRAGEDY
THE POOR THING YELPED IN AGONY
SO I HAD TO THINK FAST HE WAS ON HIS LAST
BUT SUCKING OUT THE POISON CHANGED ME

TELLING PORKIES SO ABSURD
HER GIANT YORKIES PLANTED TURDS
THEIR SINISTER ATTEMPT TO FRAME HER
HOPING JOHNNY DEPP WOULD BLAME HER

SEEMS THESE TERRIERS FROM HELL
SEIZED THIS MOMENT TO REBEL
REPELLED, COMPELLED, THEY DID EXPEL
A MULTILEVEL FERAL POOP, ENOUGH TO FILL A BARREL

BUT JUST WHAT SORT OF QUADRUPED
WOULD SINK AS LOW AS THAT
I SAY IT WAS A BIPED, NOT A RABBIT, DOG OR CAT
ME THINKS IT WAS AN ACTRESS, AN AWFUL ONE AT THAT
WHO TOOK A SHIT AFTER A SPAT, NOW TALKING THROUGH HER HAT

BORDERLINE SHE CROSSED THE LINE
ACCELERATES HER OWN DECLINE
IGNORES THE WARNINGS AND THE STOP SIGN
HISTRIONIC NARCISSIST, SHE DOES IT ALL THE TIME

HEARD SHOULD NOT BE SEEN OR HEARD
BUT WILL SHE LISTEN, NO SHE WON’T
MORE LIES POUR OUT, EACH MORE ABSURD
SHE’S NEVER STUCK FOR THE WRONG WORD

MY DOG STEPPED ON A BEE

Personally, I think this is one of best instrumentals I've done, but so far, haven't found many who are impressed by it!

PEDO PREACHERS (LOCK EM UP FOR LIFE)

ALEX JONES SAYS
INFOWARS IS THE TRUTH REVOLUTION
ALEX JONES SAYS
SANDI HOOK ALL OVER AGAIN

ALEX JONES SAYS
BLATANT DAMNING LIES
ARE THE BUILDING BLOCKS OF FREEDOM
ALEX JONES SAYS
FAR-RIGHT BIGOTRY PROVIDES THE ONLY SOLUTION

ALEX JONES, ALEX JONES
CLIAMS THE BOSTON MARATHON WAS STAGED
ALEX JONES, ALEX JONES
CLAIMING 9/11 WAS ORCHESTRATED
ALEX JONES, ALEX JONES
CLAIMS ELECTION 2020 WAS STOLEN BY THE DEMOCRATS
ALEX JONES, ALEX JONES
EVEN CLAIMED IS TOOTHPASTE IS A CURE FOR COVID


SPEECH IS FREE, SPEECH IS FREE
BUT THE LIES YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR
SPEECH IS FREE, SPEECH IS FREE
BUT THE LIES YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR

CLAIMING FEDERAL GOVERNMMENT STAGED THE AURORA THEATRE SHOOTING
THAT CHEMICALS IN THE WATER HAVE TURNED ALL THE PEEOPLE GAY

ALEX JJJ JONES
ALEX JJJ JONES
ALEX JJJ JONES
ALEX JJJ JONES

ALEX JONESTOWN, ALEX JONESTOWN
OPENING HIS MOUTH
ALL THE LIES COME SPILLING OUT
ALEX JONESTOWN, ALEX JONESTOWN
THE SAME CONTEMPT FOR LIFE THAT DIVIDED NORTH AND SOUTH
ALEX JONESTOWN, ALEX JONESTOWN
VICTIMISING VICTIMS, NOTHING IS BENEATH THIS LOUSE
FOR MONETARY GAIN, TO EXTEND HIS REIGN AND FAME
ALEX JONES WOULD SACRIFICE HIS CHILDREN AND HIS SPOUSE

ALEX JONESTOWN, ALEX JONESTOWN

I DON’T WANNA SEE THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH, MR JONES
I DON’T WANNA SEE THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH, MR JONES
I DON’T WANNA SEE THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH, MR JONES
I DON’T WANNA SEE THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH, MR JONES

ALEX JONES SAYS, ALEX JONES SAYS
EXPLOITATION IS THE AMERICAN WAY
ALEX JONES SAYS, ALEX JONES SAYS
FREEDOM SHOULD MEAN YOU CAN GET WITH ANYTHING YOU SAY
ALEX JONES SAYS, ALEX JONES SAYS
VICTIMS ARE FAIR GAME, I’M THE HUNTER, THEY’RE THE PREY
ALEX JONES SAYS, ALEX JONES SAYS
I WILL FEED UPON YOUR CHILDREN, I WILL PROFIT FROM YOUR MISERY

 I WILL PROFIT FROM YOUR MISERY
 I WILL PROFIT FROM YOUR MISERY

SPEECH IS FREE, SPEECH IS FREE
BUT THE LIES YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR
SPEECH IS FREE, SPEECH IS FREE
BUT THE LIES YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR
SPEECH IS FREE, SPEECH IS FREE
BUT THE LIES YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR
SPEECH IS FREE, SPEECH IS FREE
BUT THE LIES YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR

ALEX JJJ JONES
LIKE ADDRESSING A CHILD AND, BOY, CAN HE MOAN 
ALEX JJJ JONES
HE SAYS, THIS IS A WITCH-HUNT, LEAVE ME ALONE
ALEX JJJ JONES
THERE ARE NO SANDI HOOK TEXTS ON MY CELLPHONE
ALEX JJJ JONES
THINKS THAT TAKING THE OATH ISN’T WRITTEN IN STONE

PERJURY CALLING, PERJURY CALLING
ALEX JONES, IT’S CALLING YOUR NAME
PERJURY CALLING, PERJURY CALLING
ALEX JONES, IT’S CALLING YOUR NAME
PERJURY CALLING, PERJURY CALLING
LIE TO THE JURY, LOSE THE JURY
PERJURY CALLING, PERJURY CALLING
LIE TO THE JURY, LOSE THE JURY

PERJURY CALLING
LIE TO THE JURY
IT’S CALLING YOUR NAME
PERJURY CALLING
LIE TO THE JURY
IT'S CALLING YOUR NAME
PERJURY CALLING
LIE TO THE JURY
ITS CALLING YOUR NAME

DON'T WANT TO SEE THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH, MR JONES -  STEVEN VELLOU & LISA BETH WOOLEY

SOCIAL DUMBIFICATION

UPPERS BRING ME DOWN

I weep for the victims, I don't waste my tears on mass murderers, serial killers, serial rapists. It sickens me when some are released back into society because of those misguided bleeding hearts who feel it is their purpose in life to save these people, only to hear, within a month of release, they killed a child.
If the Weepy Voiced Killer is as insane as he sounds, well that insanity must be taken into account, though he must never be allowed back into society; as for the rest, they must never be released. 
I will avoid discussing the Death Penalty here because it's such a divisive issue, but I do think the primary function of the justice system should be to protect law abiding citizens from the monsters that walk among us!

THE WEEPY VOICED KILLER (I'M SORRY I KILLED THAT GIRL)

#GothicFunk & #Audiobake

UPPERS BRING ME DOWN

MY CRAVING FOR AMPHETAMINES
AT LONG LAST PASSED ME BY
WAS NEVER ABOUT GETTING HIGH
WAS ALL ABOUT THE RUSH, NOW I DON’T KNOW WHY

WHEN I’M UP I TAKE SOMETHING TO BRING ME DOWN
AND WHEN I’M DOWN I TAKE SOMETHING TO GET ME HIGH
BUT WHEN I’M NEITHER UP OR DOWN
I TAKE A PHENOBARBITONE AND FACE THE WORLD ALONE
FACE THE WORLD ALONE

ANTIPSYCHOTIC….ANTIPSYCHOTIC
ANTIPSYCHOTIC
INTRODUCED ME 
ANTIPSYCHOTIC
TO REALITY
ANTIPSYCHOTIC ANTIPSYCHOTIC
ANTIPSYCHOTIC  ANTIPSYCHOTIC
WOULD THEY STRAIGHTEN ME OUT
OR FILL ME WITH DOUBT
ANTIPSYCHOTIC
INTRODUCED ME TO REALITY
ANTIPSYCHOTIC

WITHOUT THE UPS AND DOWNS
I’D BE STUCK IN CRUISE CONTROL
EVERY DAY WOULD BE THE SAME
REPETITION TORTURING MY BRAIN

UPPERS BRING ME DOWN
ESCAPING THE NORM SEEKING EITHER EXTREME
UPPERS BRING ME DOWN
I ALWAYS FEEL TORN AND THERE’S NO TIME TO DREAM
UPPERS BRING ME DOWN
I ENJOY THE SENSATION, NOTHING AS IT SEEMS
UPPERS BRING ME DOWN
CHAOTIC EMOTIONS, THINKING I’M A MACHINE

BRING ME DOWN
AM I A YO YO ON A ROLLERCOASTER
BRING ME DOWN
SOMETIMES I THINK SO, SOMETIMES I DON’T KNOW
BRING ME DOWN
SOMETIMES I’M HIGHER THAN HIGH, SOMETIME I'M LOWER THAN LOW
SOMETIMES I’M HIGH

Instrumental Break

PILL POPPING MACHINE
I CAN NEVER STAY CLEAN
IN BETWEEN BOUTS OF SNIFFING GLUE
MY ADDICTION IS RESIDUE

UPPERS BRING ME DOWN vocal

JERKING OFF GHOSTS inst

#GothicFunk & #AudioBake

JERKING OFF GHOSTS
Y.M.C.A.
AND HUMPING FLAGS
Y.M.C.A.
WHICH DO I PREFER MOST
Y.M.C.A.
IT’S A TOSS UP, OF COURSE
Y.M.C.A.

SHOW ME A FLAGPOLE
I’LL SHOW YOU MY HOLE
GIVES ME A BONER
I ALWAYS LOSE CONTROL

WHEN I’M VERBALING SHITE
OR MY BUM NEEDS A WIPE
I REACH FOR
THE STARS AND THE STRIPES

JERKING OFF GHOSTS
Y.M.C.A.
AND HUMPING FLAGS
Y.M.C.A.
TRUMP’S THE NAME
Y.M.C.A.
I’M ALLERGIC TO FAGS
Y.M.C.A.

JERKING OFF GHOSTS
STIFF AS A BOARD
PUMPING THOSE FISTS
WANKING OFF GHOSTS
So here's the vocal to JERKING OFF GHOSTS

 https://soundcloud.com/gothic-funk/jerking-off-ghosts

JERKING OFF GHOSTS
STIFF AS A BOARD
PUMPING THOSE FISTS
WANKING OFF GHOSTS

SHOW ME A FLAGPOLE
I’LL SHOW YOU MY HOLE
GIVES ME A BONER
I ALWAYS LOSE CONTROL

WHEN I’M VERBALING SHITE
OR MY BUM NEEDS A WIPE
I REACH FOR
THE STARS AND THE STRIPES

SHOW ME A FLAGPOLE
I’LL SHOW YOU MY HOLE
GIVES ME A BONER
I ALWAYS LOSE CONTROL

AMONGST HIS MANY OTHER QUIRKS
TRUMP LOVES TO JERK OFF MAGA JERKS
HITS THEM HARDEST WHERE IT HURTS
OFF THEIR BACKS HE TAKES THEIR SHIRTS

JERKING OFF GHOSTS
AND HUMPING FLAGS
TRUMP IS THE CHUMP
TURNING RICHES TO RAGS

MASTURBATING GHOSTS
WHILE HE’S SHAGGING THE FLAG
PROVES HE’S EITHER PATRIOTIC
OR A BIT OF A SLAG

JERKING OFF GHOSTS vocal

FROM UKRAINE WITH LOVE

#GothicFunk & #AudioBake
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MARJORIES WORLD IS DIFFERENT TO YOURS
AND I SINCERELY HOPE THAT IT'S NOTHING LIKE MINE
IT BULGES IN THE MIDDLE AND STICKS OUT AT THE SIDES
AN EYESORE TO THE PASSERBY, IT HAS NO REASON OR 
RHYME
SHE’S AN EYESORE
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MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE
SOUNDS A BIT LIKE MARGERINE
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREEN
SHE TASTES A LOT LIKE VASELINE
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREEN
SPREAD YOUR LEGS DON’T MAKE A SCENE
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREEN
WE ALL KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREEN
BIGOTRY IS YOUR SCENE
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MARJORIES WORLD IS DIFFERENT TO YOURS
SINCERELY HOPE YOU DON’T MISTAKE IT FOR MINE
SOMETHING SEIZED CONTROL OF HER POOR MISGUIDED SOUL
HAVING WHAT APPEARS TO BE A WHALE OF A TIME
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I THINK ALL THOSE MAGATS MUST HAVE EATEN HER BRAIN
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MARJORIE, FORGIVE HER, SHE ISN’T QUITE THE FULLEST DECK
(She's a little bit loopy....LOOPY, LOOPY, LOOPY)
NOT THE QUEEN OF TARTS SO SHE WON’T GO BREAKING ANY HEARTS
(Loopy, Baby….LOOPY, LOOPY, LOOPY)
SHE COULD DESTROY THE COUNTRY, ALTHOUGH MORONS DISAGREE
(Well you know what morons are like, THEY’RE LOOPY TOO)
BUT DO I CARE, NOT REALLY, FOR QUE SERA, WHAT WILL BE WILL BE
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I THINK ALL THOSE MAGATS MUST HAVE EATEN HER BRAIN
OR MAYBE SHE'S SPENT TOO LONG STANDING OUT IN THE RAIN
IF SHE EVER WOKE UP SHE WOULD DIE OF SHOCK AND SHAME
EACH DAY IT’S SOMETHING DIFFERENT, YET COMPLETELY INSANE

I THINK ALL THOSE MAGATS MUST HAVE EATEN HER BRAIN

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE (Toxic Lips)

SHIT LIFE SYNDROME

PSYCHOTIC ATTRACTION

IAN CURTIS IS ALIVE, I'M THE ONE WHO'S DEAD

TOXIC LEVANNA

NEXT WE COME FOR THE CHILDREN
BUT FIRST WE SEND THE PARENTS AWAY
THIS WAS NO SNAP DECISION
THIS IS ALL PART OF OUR VISION
>
FIRST YOU TOOK AWAY OUR CHILDREN
THEN YOU TRIED TO SWALLOW US WHOLE
SENT THEM ALL AWAY TO A DISTANT COUNTRY
THAT’S WHEN WE THE PEOPLE LOST ALL SELF-CONTROL
>
EATING US AWAY EACH AND EVERY DAY
WE WANNA LASH OUT, MAKE YOU PAY
ONCE YOU’VE BROKEN THE LAW, CROSSING EVERY LINE
FIGHTING FOR OUR CHILDREN IS NO LONGER A CRIME
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HERE TO CATCH THE DREAMERS WHO ARE DREAMING THE DREAM
FOR WE HATE HAPPY ENDINGS AND WE’RE MEANER THAN MEAN
ICE BY NAME AND VOCATION, AND ICE IN OUR BLOOD
THREAT TO NATION AND TO YOUR FREEDOM, WE ARE MISUDERSTOOD
>
WE ARE NOT HERE FOR THE PEOPLE, WE ARE NOT A FORCE FOR GOOD
WE REPRESENT THE WISHES OF A VISCIOUS REGIME
OUR GOAL TO FLOOD THE COUNTRY WITH PSYCHOTIC BIGOTRY
A RETURN TO SEGRAGATION, SOUTHERN RACIST HOSPITALITY


NEXT WE COME FOR THE CHILDREN by AUDIOBAKE & GOTHIC FUNK

TOXIC LEVINE

I HAVE MY ISSUES WITH IAN LEVINE
SUCH A TOXIC INFLUENCE ON THE NORTHERN SOUL SCENE
HE STARTED OFF OK, INTRODUCED US TO SOME AMAZING TUNES
BUT ALL THAT WENT AWAY, IT WAS OVER TOO SOON
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THE NARCISSISTIC BRAT CHOSE TO WEAR A DIFFERENT HAT
FLOODING THE SCENE WITH HIS SUBSTANDARD PILE OF CRAP
OVERNIGHT WE WENT FROM PUREST UNDERGROUND 
TO A SORRY ASS VERSION OF STUDIO FIFTY-FOUR 
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LEVINE AINT FUSSY, 
SLEEPS WITH ANY OLD MAINSTREAM WHORE
FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH HIS PATHETIC SYNTHETIC SOUL IS UP FOR SALE
TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER, BUT IF ALL ELSE FAILS
TO ANYONE WHO HASN’T HEARD HIS BLEEDING HEART TALE
>
GET TOO CLOSE AND HE WILL FLEECE YOU
GET TO CLOSE AND HE WILL RIP YOU OFF
>
HE’S TOXIC
TO THE SCENE
TOXIC LEVINE

TOXIC LEVINE version 2

BUT WE'RE NOT ALOUD TO SAY IT OUT LOUD

HEAVILY ARMOURED CHILDREN

THE COPING MECHANISM OF HATE

THREE WITCHES

THE SPOONFED GENERATION COULD SPELL THE END FOR CIVILIZATION

APATHETIC MINDS TAKE THE CRAP WITHOUT HESITATION
THE PEOPLE COMBINED AND BECAME THE SAME POPULATION
ONE SOUND AND ONE VISION DOMINATING EVERY STATION

THEY DON’T SEEM TO CARE ABOUT DREAMTIME INNOVATION
TO TELL THE TRUTH, IT’S GEARED TO….CONVEYOR BELT IMITATION
WANNA HEAR THE TRUTH 
DO YOU NEED THE PROOF
THAT THE RATIONALE OF REVERBNATION
IS TO CATER TO 
THE SHORTSIGHTED VIEW 
OF THE SPOONFED GENERATION

WE’LL CHOOSE YOUR FOOD
JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH
AND TAKE A GREAT BIG BITE

THE SPOONFED GENERATION

DON’T BE A FOOL
IF WE WANT TO BE COOL
WE MUST THINK ALIKE

THE SPOONFED GENERATION

OBEY THE RULES
DEFER CONTROL
WE WILL TEACH YOU WRONG FROM RIGHT

THE SPOONFED GENERATION

GENERATION X BEGAT GENERATION Y BEGAT GENERATION Z
AND WHEN I SAY THAT, I REFER TO THE UNDEAD
GENERATION X BEGAT GENERATION Y BEGAT GENERATION Z
WITH ALL THE ROCKS IN THEIR HEADS
GENERATION X BEGAT GENERATION Y BEGAT GENERATION Z
THEY JUMP FROM BED UNTO BED

GENERATION X BEGAT GENERATION Y BEGAT GENERATION Z

NOW WE’RE STUCK WITH….THE SPOONFED GENERATION
NOW WE’RE STUCK WITH….THE SPOONFED GENERATION
NOW WE’RE STUCK WITH….THE SPOONFED GENERATION

SPOONFED GENERATION

I CREATE TUNES ON THE FLY; NO FORMULA, NO PLAN, NO DIRECTION; THEY JUST HAPPEN--I'M IGNORANT OF THE RULES INVOLVED IN THE MUSIC MAKING PROCESS, SO I'M NOT BOXED IN BY THEM, WHICH IS WHY THEY ARE SO VARIED AND UNPREDICTABLE!
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THERE IS MUSIC OUTSIDE THE BOX, BUT INSIDE A BIGGER BOX, AND THEN THERE IS THE MUSIC THAT EXISTS OUTSIDE THE BIGGER BOX!

I CREATE TUNES ON THE FLY; NO FORMULA, NO PLAN, NO DIRECTION; THEY JUST HAPPEN--I'M IGNORANT OF THE RULES INVOLVED IN THE MUSIC MAKING PROCESS, SO I'M NOT BOXED IN BY THEM, WHICH IS WHY THEY ARE SO VARIED AND UNPREDICTABLE!
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Now I don't personally believe I'm in the same league as #Bowie, other than my lyrics, more often than not, making more sense, but I do think I share his ability to adapt to different genres, and his endless, diverse, creativity, just not quite on the same level.
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I'm not proficient/accomplished on instruments, & I have other musical limitations, but most genres come natural to me, and I much prefer having that unforced ability to being highly accomplished on instruments, highly polished on production, or having the perfect voice!
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If I didn't feel I had my own approach, if my music was easy to pigeonhole, I would have quit music a long time ago!
Never been about fame & fortune, just about pushing the boundaries without actually intending to push the boundaries; creativity that's second nature not formula! 
Yes, I want to reach an audience but making money from my music means nothing to me!
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NOT saying I’m THE MOST #talented musician on music promotion sites but I will say I’m one of the most #UNDERRATED! Even so, I would much rather be underrated than overrated!
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My music wouldn't be considered #RadioFriendly to anyone except a DJ like John Peel, and he's dead, my chances of exposure dying with him!

REALITY CHECK! Most LIKES are FAKE, no LISTEN took place! Only FEEDBACK that in some way describes the substance of the tune proves that it was actually played and HEARD!!! #SatiricalStevenSays #SixFootUnderground #MusiciansWithVision
There should always be a place for UNDERGROUND MUSIC, I don't mean what people now mistakenly THINK is UNDERGROUND, I mean the REAL THING!

LIKES ACHIEVE NOTHING, REPOSTS NO LONGER ACHIEVE ANYTHING, ONLY FEEDBACK MAKES A DIFFERENCE, because FEEDBACK brings MORE traffic, results in MORE listens, MORE feedback!
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NOT saying I’m THE MOST #talented musician on music promotion sites but I will say I’m one of the most #UNDERRATED!
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So how do you KNOW your music is better than mine, how do you KNOW your lyrics are better than mine, how do you KNOW you're more talented, more creative, more inventive, more innovative?
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THAT’S RIGHT, you are just #ASSUMING I can’t possibly be in your league, perhaps WRONGLY so!
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The TEST OF TIME will reveal which musicians are not in which musician’s league, and, in many cases, hindsight will prove the total library of each musicians creations supports very much the reverse of what the majority IMAGINED!
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THERE IS MUSIC OUTSIDE THE BOX, BUT INSIDE A BIGGER BOX, AND THEN THERE IS THE MUSIC THAT EXISTS OUTSIDE THE BIGGER BOX!

I CREATE TUNES ON THE FLY; NO FORMULA, NO PLAN, NO DIRECTION; THEY JUST HAPPEN--I'M IGNORANT OF THE RULES INVOLVED IN THE MUSIC MAKING PROCESS, SO I'M NOT BOXED IN BY THEM, WHICH IS WHY THEY ARE SO VARIED AND UNPREDICTABLE!

Literally isn't anywhere my music doesn't go, and nothing I do is second rate--I think only a handful of artists can match that achievement!

TOXIC LEVANNA

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