she think she drake 💀💀💀💀💀💀

omg that really killed me lmaoooo level of sh*tposting & creativity goes haaaard

IM IN DWANE TE ROCK JOHNS NS BACK YAR>D. .   .

me on a drake type beat using everything from a list of words curated by some buds

[intro: drake]
yuh its me drake ON THE BEAT
you know we love santa, we don't love andrew tate
im gonna bobble on em im gonna chuzzle on em
this is for joe biden, shout out my ketchogurt chugging jesus worshipping sludge gang

[verse 1: drake again]
its fucking gubble when i ride this cock
you know we dont like poop and we do not like bladee child trafficking
my gradual decline to insanity is happening right now 
but it's okay cause i'm hitting the giddy with soundboi

[verse 2: drake maybe idk]
you know when we're in vc we play drain story
yeah, you know im always chilling with the polar bears and my buddy yort
shout out blissom drake loves blisson oWawaoaoaoasaaaaaaaahh
I AM IN DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSONS BACKYARD.

[bridge: josh]
dark brandon is a scary guy
but what's scarier is the cereal strike
its chuzzle time and you know when its chuzzle time
im gonna say hi to boe jiden
fuck norway (editor's note: nothing personal kid norway is cool)

[verse 3: drayk]
f1regek what a cool, what a cool person thats so much better than drake oh my god being me, im drake
cram
shout out all the pregnant people in the world for real
sheeeeeeeeeeeesh

[verse 5: drake (but cooler)]
racism? BAD. sexism? BAD. greep black midi? tolerable
transphobia? BAD. homophobia? BAD. bobble furry team? i dont fuckin know what that means
i am in your mom's walls at this very moment and im kind of like the gay version of donald trump when you really think about it
um DOODODODODOODODODO
you know all my computers have only windows EXP
i dont trust that windows 11 shit
the <3, windows 11 is the hell device
and shout out the transgender machine

[outro: behind you]
this is drake, im drake, on the beat, wa waaAAOoooOwoowooooooo

im in my drake arc

@mentholgrrl alt 4 little tune dumps
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