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Otto Bismarck of PL joins us to talk about life at the top in EVE. His briefing and our questions ramble all over the place from handling drama in large alliances to building capital ships and more. It's a great glimpse into what EVE Online is like "at the top". 

Otto used slides during his talk. You can see them here:
https://www.slideshare.net/secret/4wZfOdtPVYGHAH

Signal Cartel Q&A with Otto Bismarck

Because Christmas. I love you assholes. <3

Have yourself a merry little Eve-mas
May your cynos light
From now on may war targets be dead on sight

Have yourself a merry little Eve-mas
Full of CTAs
From the POS the titans will bridge you away

Here we are, just like yesterday
50 jumps away. Who knows what for?
Faithful blues who are dear to us
Will deploy with us once more

Through the fleets we'll shit up comms together
If  FC allows 
Survive through drunk roams and have no idea how
So have yourself a merry little Eve-mas now.


Have Yourself a Merry Little Eve-mas

Signal Cartel's leadership looks back at 2015's accomplishments, looks ahead to what is in store for 2016, and expresses appreciation for all the ways that members contribute to the corp's success.

Participants: Mynxee, Helios Anduath, Johnny Splunk

State of the Signal 2015

A bit of old school EDM of an old game. Uses audio clips of Aura from the game plus Splderlili on the "Doomsdays"

The Learning Cliff ft Aura and Spiderlili

Very old track. Restored from a degraded tape.

Rain (4-track recording from 20 years ago).

Stars

Adele Hello

My first Eve Online parody - a love song dedicated to all the drones I have ever left in space.  Hope you enjoy it :)

♥♥♥

Hey drone, it's me, I was wondering
If after all these ticks you'd like to meet 
to reconnect to my ship
They say aligning supposed to save you
unless they're instalocking

Hey drone can you hear me?
I'm docked up in station dreaming of engaging enemies
We were connected and free
I've forgotten how it felt to have you orbiting my ship
There's such a distance between us
and I'm station camped

(Chorus)
Hello from planet five
I must've tried a thousand times
to tell you I'm sorry for abandoning drones
but on recall you're never quick to get home
Hello from planet five
At least I can say that I've tried
To tell you I'm sorry for warping away
But it don't matter, you clearly aren't there in space any more

Hey drone, how are you?
It's so typical of me to warp off leaving you behind
I hope, that you're safe
Did you ever make it out of system scooped in someone's bay
It's no secret
That I'm terrible at Eve Online

(Chorus)
So hello from planet five
I must've tried a thousand times
to tell you I'm sorry for abandoning drones
but on recall you're never quick to get home
Hello from planet five
At least I can say that I've tried
To tell you I'm sorry for warping away
But it don't matter, you clearly aren't there in space any more

(Chorus)
Hello from planet five
I must've tried a thousand times
to tell you I'm sorry for abandoning drones
but on recall you're never quick to get home
Hello from planet five
At least I can say that I've tried
To tell you I'm sorry for warping away
But it don't matter, you clearly aren't there in space any more


Hey Drone

This song really needs no introduction - it's about the addictive game we play called Eve Online.  Enjoy!

♥♥♥

On a quick trip through null-sec, cargo hold full of wares
Trying to make it to Jita, on a wing and a prayer
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My heart grew heavy as I dropped from warp
A bubble's caught me tonight
There she sat in her svipul;
I heard my shields expire
And I was thinking to myself,
"It won't be long before I retire"
Then she lit up my capsule... and she showed me the way
Creepy voices in the station sounds,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the game called Eve Online
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Flying round in space
Plenty of room on the server Eve Online
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find us here

Her mind is warp-core-stab-twisted, she loves to be the troll
she got a lot of newbro miner kills for the lolz
How they rage in local, sweet salty tears
Corpses of her enemies, corpses of her peers

So I pinged up my corpmates,
"Please scout me through space"
They said, "We never use that route out here when a gate camp's in place"
And still those drifters are calling from far away,
Wake me up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the game called Eve Online
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Shooting things in space
They wrecking' it up in the game called Eve Online
What a nice Keepstar (what a nice Keepstar)
Bring your avatar

Ship spinning in station
Quafe Zero on ice
Aura said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the captain's quarters,
We gathered to explore
We walk around and sit on the couch,
But we can't go through the door

Last thing I remember, I was
trying to resign
I had to find the wormhole back
To my life pre-Eve Online
"Relax," said the GM,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can unsub any time you like,
But you can never leave!"

Hotel Eve Online

Blood God

Puppet master space mom of Signal Cartel in EVE Online.

Signal Cartel Q&A with Otto Bismarck

Mynxee

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