Hard N’oitch &nbsp;|&nbsp; Brilliant Observation Podcast 126Penis Beacon, Facebook Flooding and Doggy Nose Juice Wanna take your Facebook page from 82 followers to 1,764 in four days? Use the hashtag #porn in your podcast! Listen with horror as Amy unwittingly sends a #PenisBeacon into the airwaves, and receives cliterally hundreds of international masturbation videos in return. (And thus our new favorite word was born… #Noitch!) Listen and laugh as Melissa takes eye boogies to the next level with an accidental mouthful of dog snot. Then, Missy goes under the microscope and agrees to submit to a multiple choice version of WWMD. Try the play-at-home game at 16personalities.com, or skip the effort and just agree to stay at home in your night pants. All this, plus soft-ish Pine Bros, the unknown penis and surprise eye violations. Must be Brilliant Observations! We invite you to join the conversation — warts and all — and share your love for Brilliant Observations with a friend. It’s a comedy chat conversation podcast that keeps it real, laughs at life and always finds the sunny side. If you’re reading this, chances are you’re enjoying Brilliant Observations. Why not subscribe? It’s as simple as clicking a button on your favorite podcast player, and it means you’ll always get the freshest episode from us without even asking. All free. PRO TIP: just because you’re listening now doesn’t mean you’re subscribed. Just because you listen every week doesn’t mean you’re subscribed. Honestly, if your podcast player still has the option for you to subscribe, then you’re not subscribed. So click the damn button and we’ll shut up already. HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We’d love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers.&nbsp; If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and  Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast   Click here to subscribe via RSS   Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter: @AmyFugazi Facebook:&nbsp; @listenbrilliant Facebook: &nbsp;@AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram:&nbsp; @listenbrilliant Instagram:&nbsp; @AmyFugazi Email:&nbsp; BrilliantObservations@Gmail.com Facebook Fan Group:&nbsp; @BrillObsPod Groupies #brilliantobservations #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodiese #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #outsideMelissasBox #unpackthatbox #followmetofitness #accountability #accountable #facts #foodporn #asmr #asmrtist #morbidlyobese #cannolicrunch #athleticadjacent brilliantobservations, unscripted, nofilter, chatcast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, badadvice, silly, fun, laughs, justforlaughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, bestfriends, howtocope, multishowhost, wereinthistogether, food, foodie, foodies, passion, bellylaugh, joke, jokes Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to “subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free.” Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. You can get the same job done on Spotify, if that’s your jam. Open Spotify, search Brilliant Observations, and when you see a Follow button, click it.

Hard N'oitch  |  Brilliant Observations 126

Ever wonder what Gwyneth Paltrow’s privates smell like? I sure didn’t. Unfortunately for us both, the Goop Guru has answered all our unasked, self-involved questions once again with a whole new product designed to titillate and enrage. (She really is a lovely woman.) Follow that up with a rousing game of Guess Whose Dik Pick Is Coming To Dinner, and you’ve got a freewheeling episode chock full of awkward moments, shocking details and mixed genitalia. But don’t worry, kids! Hosts Melissa Really-Is Brilliant and Amy Are-You-Kidding-Me Fugazi bring it back around with tales of their recent weekend getaway, dreams for a better future, and a scathing rebuke of a religious zealot hell-bent on thwarting his descent into sin with a very public yet very private prayer-filled airplane phone call.&nbsp; It’s a lot for an hour. But you’re worth it.&nbsp; Join the conversation and experience the delightfully unfiltered comedy chat cast that is Brilliant Observations.&nbsp; Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to “subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free.” Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself. Visit Apple iTunes and search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe.&nbsp; On Spotify search Brilliant Observations then click Follow.&nbsp; HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We’d love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers.&nbsp; If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and  Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast  •  • Click here to subscribe via RSS •   Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant &nbsp; / /&nbsp; @AmyFugazi Facebook:&nbsp; @listenbrilliant&nbsp; / /&nbsp; @AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram:&nbsp; @listenbrilliant Email:&nbsp;   Facebook Fan Group:&nbsp; @BrillObsPod Groupies #brilliantobservations #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodiese #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes &nbsp; brilliantobservations, unscripted, nofilter, chatcast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, badadvice, silly, fun, laughs, justforlaughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, bestfriends, howtocope, multishowhost, wereinthistogether, food, foodie, foodies, passion, bellylaugh, joke, jokes

Whose D!@k Is This??

New driver, who dis? No really, who dis, said the woman renewing her license who happens to be LEGALLY BLIND. Host Melissa Brilliant spins a horrifying tale of DMV-induced woe as she witnesses a mistake-in-the-making, while Amy Fugazi recaps a dog snoring, dog farting, dog keg pulling weekend away with her newest besties.&nbsp; It's friendship meets a mountain of madness, with a few laughs thrown in for good measure.&nbsp; Like what you hear? Click subscribe. Or follow. Or add. Or favorite. Or heart. Or whatever other silly option your favorite podcast player has chosen to make this really simple, really free process more convoluted for you and us to describe. Just find a button that does more than play, click it a few times, and an angel gets her wings. &nbsp; Join the conversation and experience the chat cast comedy gold that is Brilliant Observations, your favorite friendship focused, lovely lady conversation podcast. Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you, Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone, just ask Siri to “subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free.”&nbsp;Or preserve the economy for human jobs and do it yourself thusly: Visit Apple iTunes, search Podcasts for Brilliant Observations, then under the show graphic, click Subscribe. Visit Spotify, search Brilliant Observations, then click Follow. &nbsp; HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We’d love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers.&nbsp; If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and  Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast   Click here to subscribe via RSS   Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter:&nbsp;@AmyFugazi Facebook:&nbsp; @listenbrilliant &nbsp; Facebook:&nbsp; @AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram:&nbsp; @listenbrilliant Email:&nbsp; BrilliantObservations@Gmail.com Facebook Fan Group:&nbsp; @BrillObsPod Groupies #brilliantobservations #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodiese #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes

No Vision, No Problem | Brilliant Observations 123

Sh*tting Rainbows&nbsp; |&nbsp; Brilliant Observations Podcast 125Money, Milkshakes, Beauty Pageants and Porn It’s the humiliation episode, friends! Listen with judgy fascination as Missy shares tales of friends who Sh*t Rainbows, enjoy perfectly sparkly little lives and somehow still don’t find what they’re looking for. Then, things take a turn after a tough week as Amy’s train falls off the rails (again) and heads straight into a drive-thru. Hear the whole sordid affair as her Milkshake drags all the boys to the car, literally. If that’s not embarrassing enough, darling Melissa asks the world’s most innocent question about what might make you feel embarrassed if someone else knew, and for some reason Amy answers it in endless, honest detail. Listen with horror as Amy inexplicably bares her charred and blackened financial soul. Why? Because that’s what friends do, friends. They tell each other scary things, and then they listen. So if you’re a regular just-trying-to-make-it-in-this-hard-cold-world person, we invite you to join the conversation — warts and all — and share your love for Brilliant Observations with a friend. It’s a comedy chat conversation podcast that keeps it real, laughs at life and always finds the sunny side. If you’re reading this, chances are you’re enjoying Brilliant Observations. Why not subscribe? It’s as simple as clicking a button on your favorite podcast player, and it means you’ll always get the freshest episode from us without even asking. All free. PRO TIP: just because you’re listening now doesn’t mean you’re subscribed. Just because you listen every week doesn’t mean you’re subscribed. Honestly, the experience won’t change on your end (it will only get easier, since content will always be there waiting for you). But subscribing makes a big difference to us, and you’d really be helping us if you could subscribe today. It’s a nerdy little thing, but when you subscribe, our distribution overlords prioritize our show higher on their secret lists. More subscribers means more exposure for us. So don't question it. Just do it. And thanks for the lift.&nbsp; &nbsp; HELP US SPREAD THE WORD! We’d love it if you could please share #BrilliantObservations with your twitter followers.&nbsp; If you loved this episode #feel free to visit Apple Podcasts and  Ways to subscribe to Brilliant Observations Podcast   Click here to subscribe via RSS   Connect with Brilliant Observations Podcast Twitter: @listenbrilliant Twitter: @AmyFugazi Facebook:&nbsp; @listenbrilliant Facebook: &nbsp;@AmyFugaziBrilliantObservationsPodcast Instagram:&nbsp; @listenbrilliant Instagram:&nbsp; @AmyFugazi Email:&nbsp; BrilliantObservations@Gmail.com Facebook Fan Group:&nbsp; @BrillObsPod Groupies #brilliantobservations #unscripted #nofilter #chatcast #conversation #conversational #lifestyle #ladies #friends #girlfriends #comedy #talk #chat #relatable #advice #badadvice #silly #fun #laughs #justforlaughs #stupid #snarky #unfiltered #uncensored #happiness #joy #life #love #friendship #community #besties #bestfriends #howtocope #multishowhost #wereinthistogether #food #foodie #foodiese #passion #bellylaugh #joke #jokes #outsideMelissasBox #unpackthatbox #followmetofitness #accountability #accountable #facts #foodporn #asmr #asmrtist #morbidlyobese #cannolicrunch #athleticadjacent brilliantobservations, unscripted, nofilter, chatcast, conversation, conversational, lifestyle, ladies, friends, girlfriends, comedy, talk, chat, relatable, advice, badadvice, silly, fun, laughs, justforlaughs, stupid, snarky, unfiltered, uncensored, happiness, joy, life, love, friendship, community, besties, bestfriends, howtocope, multishowhost, wereinthistogether, food, foodie, foodies, passion, bellylaugh, joke, jokes Our goal this month is to add one new subscriber each day. Will that be you Dear Listener? If you have an iPhone just ask Siri to “subscribe to Brilliant Observations podcast for free.” Or...

Stop Sh*tting Rainbows!

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