Colin Anderson 22 Rap

Ask him why he's got bed head
Just blame it on the red head
it's better left unsaid, hell my
face feels like lead, just stay un-wed
But Gilly-man has his mind right
While we're most blind sight, oh
kind light, so bright - give the girls a good night
They thank their lucky stars
and stare into the moon 
he's bound to get'em swoon
call him Orlando Bloom, No
George Clooney, gonna get his soon-ey
Bares a likeness to the goddess - Catherine Zeta Jones,
maybe a perversion, but I think it's real, so deal
Because he owns the game: game this, game that, 12 year old brats
Don't matter online, but a win,
Maybe steeped in verbal sin, but still kill with a grin
Bullets fly, noobs cry,
I'm none too sly, however this guy,
Kicks it with Bill Nye,
He's like a party of all the coolest dudes:
Dance moves funky like Les
Parties hard like Dennis Hopper and he do the girls proper
Don't forget Mario,
G-Money Lethario - save the damsel in distress.
Don't digress, the Dude abides, got no stress and life's a smooth ride.

Drives a friendly Mustang, just doin his thang,
yeah it mighta been a round the block
A stain here, cig burn there, but he's look like a Kang.
Not Liu Kang, straight royalty, a Heirarch, or Tony Stark?
You seen the box? Facial hair sex god, comic book bod-y.
Skanks say Oh Lawd, cause daddy's home.
Here to roost, yep he's a Gamecock,
Don't forget to knock, cause this is his house.
hits downtown like a wrecking ball,
But don't worry there'll be no brawl.
Unless we're talking Super Smash Brothers

God bless, just look at that chest.
Best believe he can bench press
But he doesn't seek to impress
Couldn't care less
Follows the glory of Tony Horton
but don't worry girls
he don't use his punch for abortin.

Take two: 

Toga Parties and Black Lights
Jagerbombs, served all night.
Till the break of dawn
Gilly and I keep on
Non-stop at Dragon*Con.
Search for a nerdy bond
Gamer girls are bomb
Like a plasma Grenade
They'll stick with you
until you explode a heavely blue

Smooth operator, just watch and see how it's done
Some of these creeps at D*Con deserve a stun gun
But Gilly's a true gentleman, cue romance
He's a sexy zesty ethnic blend of masculinity
Akin to Solid Snake, Ladiesman since MGS1
Stuntin on Mei Ling.  
Bring home the bacon,and then sizzle all night,
They say there's nothing better to wake up to right?
Sleight of Hand turned on and he'll flip the switch
get you hot in sitch, and treat you so good you feel like a B***h.

What?
But who's birthday is it anyway?  Gilly's 21, and I think she put it best, "You're a good kid, don't ever change." But he's all man henceforth, 

N@$H M0N3Y