Ñ€Ø-p¡$$ are back!
With a nü 7-man lineüp including Grry, dAzza, gazzA, bazza and Dutch drümmer Schmazzer, Devinn plans to rip out your ear-höles and make you swallow them hole. Erm, whöle.

A cut from their new record Owls, this is heavily influenced by the terrace chants of the ÜK söccer-metal scene. This storming release is sure to delight p¡$$-heads young and öld!

Feat. deck'ed in chief dex/dexxx-lethal/deCKs PLUS straight outta rehab and into your ears, it's the return of the almïghty Dearon di Johnstone!!!!!

[Vocal sample from Twin Peaks]

Owls

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From World of Rock You Right Up There metaaal e-zine:

"This instrumental lead-off and title track from the eponymous new Ñ€Ø-p¡$$ record soars like the titular raptor, high enough to leave you with a nosebleed and probably a bit of a headache from oxygen deprivation. Yes, that high.

"In WoRYRUT's exclusive interview with Ñ€Ø-p¡$$ guitarist Grry Grrgson, we asked him about the [unusual for Ñ€Ø-p¡$$] choice of an instrumental lead-off track:
'Well, to be honest, we sorta decided it in the studio. Devinn [vocals and frontman] wasn't there, I think he was at a Militant Vegan Front Against Bovines rally, or doing heroin or something, and we didn't tell him. I guess he'll know now...'"

Keep your eyes and ears LITERALLY nailed to this page, p¡$$-heads, for more updates...

Øwls

It's here p¡$$-heads:
Not the track you deserve; the track you need!!!

Per frontman Devinn McMichael III:
Well Grry [guitars] had this idea for a track that was, like, dude, what? Y'know, just like a fuckin lullaby or some shit, so I had to step in and make this shit FLY!"

Øwls (Part II)

p¡$$-heads rejoice! The new Ñ€Ø-p¡$$ single is right here, right now, and exclusive to Soundcloud!

In "Bøvine Cønspiracy (F*ck the Motherf*cking Cows Until They F*cking Die Die Die Bro)" Devinn shows his political side, expounding his philosophy of militant veganism: 
"I watched Cowspiracy man and, like, a few other things on youtube, and y'know I saw that it's the cows, man. They are, like, making us fuck up the whole planet. So, like I decided to be a good vegan, y'know, and so ya have to kill and eat the cows before they take over and, like, ruin the planet for the rest of us. That's kinda what this song's about, y'know? Down with Bovines man!"

Bøvine Cønspiracy (F*ck The Motherf*cking Cows Until They F*cking Die Die Die Bro)

World of Rock You Up There exclüsive:

N€Ø-P¡$$ Lives!

With Devinn sidelined indefinitely in parts unknown, battling demons (read: substances) unknown, the boys from N€Ø-P¡$$ have not been resting on their laurels. Per Grry "Grrrr" Grrgson, stalwart geeetarist:

"Well, we know all the P¡$$-heads out there are as tired as we are waiting for word if the band has split, if Devinn is callin' it a day. We are right fuckin here with you and we are still making music. Yes, it's just an instrumental - we've gotta make do with what we've got right now, but we are giving this to you - our loyal P¡$$-heads - because in this current global climate and the impending age of Trump, you need N€Ø-P¡$$ like a hole in the head... Which at the moment is a pretty darned tempting prospect... Stay strong and keep rockin' P¡$$-heads. We'll be coming in your ears quick as you can call it consensual. Keep on Rockin'!!! N€Ø-P¡$$ out. "

Here's what the critics are saying:

"A somewhat premature return from the rockers of schlock, they sound as one might expect from a band that doesn't know if it's coming or going." 
- Metal Falcon Death Squat Monthly

"This SUUXXX. Wat no djent?!?! Soooo '90s guys. Pls retire!?!?! Embaresing"
- Trey, Greenfield WI

"Your mum"
- User 102356743

N€Ø - P¡$$ Jam

A huge metal merry p¡$$mas to all the p¡$$-heads out there!
Keep on Rockin!

Merry p¡$$mas

Brain Drip

While you're probably as excited to listen to nü Ñ€Ø-p¡$$ as we are, we at World Of Rock You Up There metaaal e-zine have unearthed this from back in the day - from Grrg Grrgson's old band "Neon Kites over the Warsaw Ghetto: 1943", which also happens to be the title.

Grry Grrgson gave recently us the low-down on his pre-Ñ€Ø-p¡$$ days:

"Well it was me and Tully Nugent [now of porno-rockers "Dig-Duggly's Wangle"], and some other guys, just, like, jamming and thinking we could save the world with music. 
I just had this image of, like the Warsaw ghetto, and it being gray and horrible and depressing, but there's a kid or a few kids that managed to get hold of some kites or make them, whatever, and they're these bright neon colors, just flying right out there above the walls. And down below people would just be wishing they could do that. But for a moment, they can at least imagine it and all that, so I dunno. It's kinda depressing to think about. 
I guess we were pretty naïve at the time to think that we could confront these big things, horrible stuff, with just our geetars and all that.
It is what it is, like, y'know?"

Insightful.

Neon Kites over the Warsaw Ghetto: 1943

Here at World of Rock You Right Up There, we are always working hard to find you the latest exclusives, and it doesn't get much more exclusive than this:
A mega-rare, never-before-released Ñ€Ø-p¡$$ b-side!

Purportedly a cover of The Sound of Music's "Edelweiss", the  guys have stripped away any vestiges of the original song and created... well, see for yourselves, p!$$-heads!

Blasting this one out here at WoRYRUT Towers provoked irritability, bleeding ears and even violence among colleagues and a your intrepid reporter almost ended up with a black eye and a laptop being thrown from a 10th-storey window.

--Listen with caution - you've been warned!--

Ñ€Ø-p¡$$

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