Dear Penis, Originally by Rodney Carrington
Guitar & Ukulele By Alborz
Harmonica by n4cr
Vocals by Alborz & n4cr


Dear penis, I don't think I like you anymore
You used to watch me shave, now all you do stare at the floor
Ohhhh dear penis, I don't like you anymore
Used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine
That was all we needed to get by
Now It seems things have changed and I think that you're the one to blame
Dear penis I don't like you anymore

He sings 
Dear Rodney, I don't think I like you anymore
Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before
Dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore
Why can't we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship
Come to terms truely how we feel
If we put our heads together we'd just stay home forever
Dear penis, I think I like you after all

Ohhhh and Rodney, while your shavin', shave my balls

n4cr

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