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Bruce Willis, How Do We Get Out?

Lyrics for Wheat Spaghetti:

I'll beat your head like a snare drum
If you try and get some
Boy you know you'd rather just run you're dumb

Fee fi for it if you commit
When you try to outwit
Girl you really look lit sit this out

Pheromones around, try to wind you down
I love this Norwaynian that I caught and found

I'll eat dandruff like a line of coke
Do you think that it's a joke?
Baby you know you're mine

I've never felt so pretty
As I do with your wheat spaghetti
You've never looked so witty
As you do with wheat spaghetti

I'll go downtown and then uptown
When you want the sun down
Hey how long can we stand around

A E I owe you nada
You've got nasty karma
Dude you totally freak me out

Fragrances are good, smell of wine and food
I love this tall blonde guy I call my dude

Good god lordy and almighty
Look like Aphrodite
Let's leave on the lighty and have fun

I've never felt so pretty
As I do with your wheat spaghetti
You've never looked so witty
As you do with wheat spaghetti

I'll keep on steady like a phantom
Try and keep it random
Go and pop a valium and keep warm

Kudos to whoever doodles
A frozen pack of noodles
And doesn't nomnom off their own arm

Pheromones around, try to wind you down
I love this Norwegian that I caught and found

I'll beat your head like a snare drum
If you try to get some
Boy you know you'd rather just run you're dumb

I've never felt so pretty
As I do with your wheat spaghetti
You've never looked so witty
As you do with wheat spaghetti

Honeymoon On Neptune

Wheat Spaghetti

Lyrics for Ripenings:

Our local czar
Visits all the bars

He is so funny
Flaunting all his money

His girlfriend, Jo (anna)
Pushes him to go (bananas)

Follow his dreams
By any means

And be happy
Just be happy

Is it ripe?
Has it ripened?
Is it ripe?
Has it ripened?
When will it be ripening?
When will it be ripening?

Is it ripe?
Has it ripened?
Is it ripe?
Has it ripened?
When will it be ripening?
When can I has ripenings?

All of the geeks
Perfect their techniques

Acting covert
Passively assert

Minus one in (tellect)
Rotation's in (correct)

Accept the quest
Promise your best

And be happy
Just be happy

Is it ripe?
Has it ripened?
Is it ripe?
Has it ripened?
When will it be ripening?
When will it be ripening?

Is it ripe?
Has it ripened?
Is it ripe?
Has it ripened?
When will it be ripening?
When can I has ripenings?

Our local cat
Chases off the rats

He is so funny
Sleeping when it's sunny

When he was a (kitten)
Poor thing was a (bandoned)

But he was smart
Followed his heart

And now he's happy
Just be happy
Please be happy
Let's be happy

Is it ripe?
Has it ripened?
Is it ripe?
Has it ripened?
When will it be ripening?
When can I has ripenings?

Ripenings

Lyrics for Above All:

I wrote a haiku
But now I'm all burned out

There isn't much to do
Or lots to think about

Maybe we'll fall asleep
Under the warm sun
Maybe we'll take a leap
And promise to be one

Sometimes I'm nervous
And then you're all freaked out

Other times you're jealous
But you don't have to doubt

All love I have for you
Cannot be erased

All good I feel with you
Will never be replaced

The stars are aligned
And I'll bind my life and heart to you
I won't be inclined
To go and find anyone or thing to do
Above all, you should know by now
I wanna be there for you
Above all, you should see by now
I wanna take care of you
And stay with you for as long as you'll have me

I wrote a story
But now I've writer's block

You so do much for me
When all I do is talk

I sure appreciate
How we spend our time

I do believe in fate
And that we're one in mind
That we're one in mind

The stars are aligned
And I'll bind my life and heart to you
I won't be inclined
To go and find anyone or thing to do
Above all, you should know by now
I wanna be there for you
Above all, you should see by now
I wanna take care of you

Above All

One of the first songs I ever wrote. I recorded this when I was 14 years old.

Something About Ishka

A columnist for a newspaper in New Jersey, Jeff Grimshaw, e-mailed me one day and asked if I’ve ever heard of Ed Wood. He also asked if I’ve ever seen the movie “Bride of the Monster” specifically. This was a while back and all I could find was a VHS copy for some odd dollars. A few weeks later, I received the movie, watched it, and promptly recorded a 4minute 1second song that received airplay on WFMU by Irwin Chusid. Re-recorded it some years later with Wolf Carr supplying extra vocals and Gary Reynolds giving it a Beatles mix. The latter is uploaded here.

Bride of the Monster (Ed Wood tribute)

Bike (Syd Barrett cover)

The Gnome (Syd Barrett cover)

Honeymoon On Neptune (scratch mix)

The first track off the sophomore album "Honeymoon On Neptune."

LYRICS

I like wearing socks on my arms
And making holes through them for my FINGERS!

I like rubbing things on my teeth
Such as brushes and floss and my FINGERS!

Going to sleep around noon
Just hoping you’ll join, should be soon
Dreaming bout a cute raccoon
That thinks that he’s a singer…
That thinks that he’s a singer…

I like riding on the roundabout
And hold on to the pole with my FINGERS!

I like eating fried crispy chicken
And tearing meat apart with my FINGERS!

Going to sleep around noon
Just hoping you’ll join, should be soon
Dreaming bout a cute raccoon
That thinks that he’s a singer…
That thinks that he’s a singer…

I like doing math and number tricks
And adding lotsa things up with my FINGERS!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8!

Going to sleep around noon
Just hoping you’ll join, should be soon
Dreaming bout a cute raccoon
That thinks that he’s a singer…
Raccoon yeah he’s a singer…


FINGERS!

If The Beatles, Hello Kitty, and Frank Zappa ever made music produced by Björk, this is what it would sound like.