A near earth explosion that you can bring home and introduce to your wife.

Rise of the Beekeeper

Found this in an email I sent to myself when I was 15.
Not gonna lie man I was a fucking top 15 year old.

The Narrator

This was also in the e-mail i sent to myself. The first like 30 seconds are fucking genius and then a strange MIDI song happens but you don't have to listen to that because it's odd.

Nazi DeLorean

Once again, found in an e-mail from when I was 15. just sorta summink to go along with Alex Turner's 'A Choice of Three'. Cut's out towards the end which is kind of a shame but like fuck you man that's life jesus just move on already.

Grannies pipes are all wrong.

Yellow Bears - Electronic Heart Demo (Baudelaire Edit)

Some stuff I made at college when I was 15/16 and didn't know that MIDI drums are a crime against humanity. Found em on my computer and got nostalgic so here yers go.

Napalm Discharge