this is worse than the Super Bowl playing Sicko Mode instead

Patrick’s really goin to town on that hook

Thats It Patrick, your tea Privalages Have been Revoked

HOW DO THESE TWO SONGS GO SO WELL TOGETHER

Two "Today" Mashups in two months? What am I, running out of ideas? :P

Haven't Smashed Pumpkins Yet

Wrecking Bob

whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on

edit: r.i.p. splatoon 2, lets hope splatoon 3 has more delicious waifus

Marie Come Home

Carols fill the air, everyone's either smiling or depressed and a for some reason a fat guy with red clothes is about to break into your house just to give you presents.
Oh boy, it's that time of the year again.
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Sources:
Glee - Let It Snow
Idubbbz - I'm Gay [Sample]
DJ Snake (feat Alesia) - Bird Machine (Christmas Edit) [MAIN TRACK]
Jerma's Rats - Birthday Rap
Skrillex - Bangarang [Sample]
DJ Snake (feat Lil Jon) - Turn Down For What
Robbie Rotten - We Are Number One
The Nigga - EYYY [Sample]
Waka Flocka - Hard In Da Paint
Skrillex - Recess [Sample]
Knife Party - Boss Mode
Thomas The Tank Engine - Theme
Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood
Busta Rhymes - Look At Me Now
Snoop Dogg (feat Pharrel)- Drop It Like It's Hot
Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You
Big Smoke's Order
Soulja Boy - Crank That (Soulja Boy)

Merry Christmash!

uptown funk mashups are still funny right

TTGD Post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KL2xC0N4fY

Lyrics:
Th-th-th this shit, that coconut
That Donkey Kong, that white gun
This one for them cool kongs
Them cool kongs straight masterpieces
Stylin', grace and, takin' it to the fridge
Got guns on with Cranky Kong
Got shoot myself, I'm not funny
 
It can fire (in spurts)
Called a Kremlings and the DK Crew
It can fire (in spurts)
Make Cranky wanna retire man
It can fire (in spurts)
Shoot my gun you know who I am
It can fire (in spurts)
Am I bad 'bout that monkey, here we go
 
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just spurt (huh)
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
 
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Hey, hey, hey, huh
 
Stop, wait a minute
Fill my gun, coconuts in it
Take a sip, sign a check
Donkey Kong, get the gun
Shoot to walnuts, peanuts
pineapple smells
If we shoot up, we gon' shoot out
Th-th-th this kong has a funny face
 
It can fire (in spurts)
Called a Kremlings and the DK Crew
It can fire (in spurts)
Make Cranky wanna retire man
It can fire (in spurts)
Shoot my gun you know who I am
It can fire (in spurts)
Am I bad 'bout that monkey, here we go
 
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
Kongs shoot your coconut gun (huh)
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
'Cause uptown gun gon' shoot it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just spurt (huh)
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Hey, hey, hey, huh
 
Before we leave
Lemme tell ya a lil' something
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up huh
I said Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
Coconut fuck you up
 
Come on, dance, spurt on it
If you sexy then fire it
If you freaky then shoot it
Don't brag about it, come show me
 
Come on, dance, spurt on it
If you sexy then fire it
Well it's Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just spurt huh!
 
Don't believe me just watch huh
 
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt huh
Don't believe me just spurt
Don't believe me just spurt
Hey, hey, hey, huh
 
Coconut fuck you up (x15)

Uptown Gun

Sources:
Porter Robinson & Madeon - Shelter
Linkin Park - Crawling

Crawling Shelter

Pretty old mashup from March that I held off on uploading because I was too lazy to do the thumbnail until now

Some Nights - FUN
All Star - Smash Mouth
Walkin' On The Sun - Smash Mouth

Some Mouths

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoOjcBiZu0I
when you troll a comments section despito style

also thx to @twinkie-pie for helping with 2

EDIT: thanks for 10k plays, despitos

EDIT 2: 8BITDRUMMER PLAYED THIS WTF https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nOkOB4rB30

Plains of Des-passing-to

You will be forever young in our hearts, Stephan.

youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a6_yN098rI

We Are Number Young

If you want to use this please link here. Please do not modify this track.

Lil Pump but it's 2009

This is how Scatman John reacted when an angel told him this shitpost existed

Bascat Case

here to cash in on things other people made ok

Wrecking Bob

Nase

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