Just a little ditty I came up with. 
It's getting harder to keep myself entertained

wtf. you smelled like onions last night
start crying, i really just might
not from sadness or from pain
its just onion smell, makin it rain
from my eyeballs, fall waterfalls
i can’t take this smell another night

im offensive,
onions wafting from under my shoulders
my girl i wish i could hold er
but that odor, worse than mordor
she aint comin in my corridor

im a sexy ass onion girl
vidalida yellow, shallots and pearl
put me in your soup for flavor
i have the sent chefs favor and savor

my friends only like me for their broth
my stench outshines dirty socks
wish that i could turn it off
so pungent sometimes i start to cough

how i write these rhymes all the time
can’t get onions off my mind

be strong like your sent
lucky anyone rents to me
onions smellin up the whole hallway
its not something that i can change
onion smell makin me deranged

its not that i don’t bathe
onions cursing my game
I’m impossibly stained
with onion shame



Natarie San