"Nembutal" - ÿ33+$!_ø+/-/

"Unhinged Apocalyptic Make Fuck Behind a Dumpster Anthem Slash Maybe Banger (100 gecs noise gumbo)"

"Offspring (fixed mix)"

"Busted"

Samples: Victor Wooten, Rocky horror and this soy British man

"Everything I Don't Like is Woke"

Samples: Eliete Negreiros, xxxtentacion, chief keef

"THEHORRORISNEVERENDING (short mix 4 American Pop Radio Communist Holy War/less weirdn3$$)"

"FøøLish"

"b33p"

(This is the second version recorded. The first was a place holder)
This song sounds a bit bitter and sarcastic, and it is. Nothing should be taken too seriously here; it's just an expression of my frustration with trying to break into music again after so many years out of the scene. Playing indie music in southern california can be a true hell. Whereas hipsters are always difficult to please, it seems to me that they are especially unwelcoming around these parts. Venues I've played 10 times are now seemingly impossible to book. I would say it's because of my terrible music, however I'm positive there are way worse bands playing every night in L.A. and the I.E. 
And by the way, I don't mean any offense to the Silversun Pickups (i've never actually heard their music, their name just fit well with the lyrics about "silverlake". I'm sure they're nice guys.) nor do I mean to offend the venue El Cid (it's one of my favorite l.a. venues, along with Los Globos, same owners. If the lyrics are taken to be an assault, I promise that's not how they were intended. El Cid is one of the good ones).

Lyrics:
"Maybe if  I got a synthesizer and thermin/Got some tattoos and a pink didjeridoo./Maybe if My mom and dad had money, then I could've gone to college/and then I could have been cool./Maybe if I sold off fifty tickets to a gig where I would play 5:30 pm tuesday night/Maybe if I went on to my facebook and I spam them/started chanting out my name, would it go right?/What am I doing wrong? What the fuck can I do? I hate to admit it, but shit dude I have no tattoos/
I'll go pull out my old weezer glasses with the black frames/Try hard as I can to look like a nerd/I'll go find a couple mexicans and africans/play some NOISE-RANCHERO-AFRICAN-SPOKEN WORD./Maybe if I had a small apartment in silverlake/then the silversun pickups would call me up/and say "oh hey koala! I heard from someone you're a baller, let's go play next saturday down at EL Cid/Should I not write this song? Will somebody sue? Or maybe I should just quit now cause I have no tattoos./I thought once that punks and artists/hippies hipsters were the farthest/thing from all those shiny ones/who made my life hell one by one/in elementary and junior high/highschool laughing, making me cry/i'm sure i sound bitter and you may be right/I've lived here in this whole for all of my life/But I can't get a gig anymore, I think that I'm screwed/Because I'm a recluse and because I have no tattoos/I can't get a gig anymore I think that I'm through/because I'm a recluse and cause my strange lack of tattoos"

"The No Tattoos Song (Lyrics now included in description!)" by  K0ala?! (and the K-Holes)

Had to re-record this for a music video I wanted to make. Here's the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkz20Hmr_ZY&feature=youtu.be

*I was recently accused of being a fascist because of these lyrics. I imagine the listener misunderstood the song. If you draw some sort of fascistic conclusion from these lyrics, please know that you're misreading them as something they were never intended to be.

"Funny Ha-Ha! (2nd version/video version)" by k0aLa?! [and th K-Holes]

I re-recorded this one for two reasons. 1.I wanted one without distortion and 2.Its an older song of mine that i thought deserved a second chance.

"b33p"

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