The famous legend stemming from Greek Mythology, “The Odyssey”, begins when Odysseus leaves Troy after he fights a war for 10 years. He is ready to set sail to see his beloved home of Ithaca once again. Odysseus and his crew meet their first obstacle when they land on the island of the Lotus Eaters. On the island, there is an unlimited amount of enchanted KFC. Odysseus and his crew spend one year on the island because the enchanted food had caused them to lose their perception of time. Athena (Siri) helps Odysseus and his crew get off the island. Next, Odysseus and his crew sail to the Island of the Cyclops. They find the home of the Cyclops, which is a giant porta-potty. The Cyclops was not very hospitable and he then ate three of Odysseus’s men. Odysseus and his crew are hopelessly trapped in the home of the Cyclops.

Ep. 01 -  The Odyssey

Continuing the adventure of “The Odyssey”, Odysseus and his crew were trapped in the Cyclops’s home. Odysseus came up with a plan to feed the Cyclops cookies and milk so that he would fall asleep. Before the Cyclops fell asleep, Odysseus told him that his name was “Nun Yo Business” to protect his identity. While the Cyclops was asleep, Odysseus planned to blind the Cyclops with a giant pencil. His plan worked and the Cyclops was blind. The only other problem that needed to be solved was the porta-potty door was too heavy to open. Odysseus noticed that the Cyclops had a great pack of Paw Patrol dogs. He knew that the Cyclops would have to let them out sometime during the day, so Odysseus and his men hide underneath the dogs. Once again, Odysseus’s plan worked and he escaped the wrath of the Cyclops. However, Odysseus decided to tell the Cyclops his real name. What Odysseus didn't know, was that the Cyclops was Poseidon’s son. Sharing his name would majorly affect his journey home. Next the crew sailed to the Island of Circe. Everyone except Odysseus enters the home of Circe. Circe gives the crew enchanted food and turned the crew into pigs. Athena gives Odysseus herbs so that he would be immune to Circe’s magic. Circe agreed to turn Odysseus’s men back into humans if they stayed on the island with her for 1 year. Odysseus agreed to stay with her, however staying on the island was a setback in Odysseus’s long journey back home.

Ep. 02 -  The Odyssey

Hades, the dark and cold place, was where Odysseus and his crew had landed. Odysseus went to Hades where there were juicy pomegranates. When Odysseus and his crew approached the entrance, they found Scooby Doo gardening the entrance. They had snuck behind the dog and went down to the river Styx. Odysseus was there talking to Tiresias, trying to find the way home. When they were leaving Hades they went to Helios, Zeus’s Island. There were cattle on the island and the men were very hungry. The people who had killed the cattle were not very good. Zeus had killed all the men who ate the meat except for Odysseus.

Ep. 03 -  The Odyssey

Odysseus wakes up on the beach of Ithaca and he doesn't know where he was at. He had to ask a couple men for directions because he was lost. He then walked up to a woman villager. That woman was Athena, she helped Odysseus with the location and the situation. All the men in his village where trying to steal Penelope, Odysseus’s wife. Penelope was trying to get the men to go away so she kept stalling. In order to stall the men, she started a contest. Odysseus was going to his castle and there was a sharp shooting contest. All of the suitors were making fun of him because he looked old and they thought he couldn't shoot the gun. He was the only one who could shoot that gun because it was a fingerprint gun. He shot the gun and he won the contest and had the suitors go to a cliff. He then frightened he suitors with a fake gun so they all got scared and jumped off the cliff. Odysseus went back to his castle and heard from Penelope that his son was looking for him. They then thought he was dead so they had a funeral. Odysseus and Penelope lived their lives peacefully for the rest of their days.

Ep. 04 -  The Odyssey

The Odyssey is an exciting tale following the thrilling
adventure of Odysseus and his fellow crew members. This story consists of monsters, gods, legends, and the exhilarating torture of suspense. The tale also consists of modernized elements such as Siri,Yachts, Paw Patrol dogs, and so much more. Follow Odysseus and his men on a legendary, yet humerus, story of a lifetime.

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