For the hardcore, masochistic, Easter egg seeking, gamers.

Edgy Dude With Glasses, A Shotgun, And A Shovel

Jack Black - Peaches [DnB Remix] | The Super Mario Bros  Movie

Experience the thrilling aftermath of Lumba's crusade in LUMbA: HANGOVER! The substance has spread to four new victims, led once again by Pal. Together, they will engage in a doomed campaign across their world in this fast-paced, top-down shooter.

This soundtrack includes a bunch of brainfarts from NeatNeet. Ear-screeching and subwoofer-shattering such as all video game soundtracks should be! Includes a wide variety of genres including:
-Amen Breaks
-Amen Breaks
-Amen Breaks
-and plenty of other breaks Neet found in a free sample pack he ripped off from Soundcloud!

"This is officially the worst collection of songs I've ever made."
- NeatNeet, 2023

The Pal Rap [Instrumental]

wicked morality

hangoverload [Menu]

Original: "Married With Sea Monsters - Face It Tiger"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo1AO8WHUlM
(Or should it be attributed to The Mary Janes for immersion? idk.)

The lyrics to Face It Tiger came from the comics before a fantastic band called Married With Sea Monsters gave it a badass rendition. I discovered both the band and this song recently after watching Across The Spider-Verse and I'm honestly pissed at myself for finding a band I like too late since they've already disbanded again.

Anyway, this is just a fun personal thing since I genuinely like the song so much.

Married With Sea Monsters - Face It Tiger [NeatNeet Remix]

JAM THE FINGER
JAM THE FINGER
JAM THE FINGER
SNAP THE KEYS!?

Please Support D-CELL for making such a cool game and peak divide for making sick songs. Give them virtual hugs and indulge them with adoration cuz they're awesome people.

D-CELL:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9XmbGlDNR0
Original Song (PROPER RHYTHM by peak divide):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQjUHtkN7MU

Improper Rhythm

Submission for OST Composing Jam #6!

A soundtrack for an imaginary wacky (and legally questionable) adventure of the Time Anomaly Preventers, T.A.P. for short. A group of special agents curated not only by their skills, and intelligence but also their genetic abnormalities that allow them to endure the influence of "Timey Thing(tm)" wristwatches which speeds up the users' physical and mental capabilities to the extent of perceiving a millisecond to be relatively as long as a normal second!

As our protagonist, named "Main Character", a 17-year-old Japanese boy woke up to a call briefing him to investigate an irregular time shift in Italy. One thought popped into his mind, "Guess I'll be late to math class today." 

...I didn't think this through, deal with it.

NeatNeet - 01 ITS TIMING TIME

The sausage rap was terrible so it'd obviously be a good idea to continue the saga. "The Cucumber Rap" is a peak of my artistic expression. A new height for my career as this song soars me to the top of the Billboard charts. Cucumber is a bold, expressive, and revolutionary piece of music which is going to forever change the rap game.

[Lyrics]
I’m a big green meanie,
a crisp stick chilly.
Best served cold like corpse in autopsy.
When shit gets going, Imma make it crunchy.
This fruit’s a professional, the big boss hired me.

Lay me on your eyes, got some inspiration.
Go green, blind. Won’t live to get your pension.
Stick and run, chop chop you go rolling down
while I claim the vegan crown.

Sir Cucumber has done it again.
Death from a fruit cut, your blood line’s ashamed.
Impending doom when this fruit killer zooms
in on your anus. Nice butt, choom. Uh.

You should sleep with just one eye shut.
Imma boutta throw you on a board of cold cut.
I don’t need much but this one foot reach.
I’m nuts. Just not botanically. Uh.

Berserk cucumber, king of manslaughter.
Master plan, no one knew I was the killer.
Reservation in my hands from my connections.
Luring you to a false vacation.

Gonk took the bait, stepped out of his car.
Everything in place, nothing subpar.
You thought you were going to enjoy a spa
but the cucumber is here to give the coup de grace, ayy.

[CUCUMBER x1324864532]

Blind you with my slices, Fruit Ninja.
Trained in all arts, Cucumber Kata.
Large seeds, thin body, slick infiltration.
This fruit adaptable in all situations.

Put me near your mouth, gotta censor this shit
for Youtube, you lose your life when I’m there.
Don’t be scared, just gonna give you some vitamin B.
Before you become D E A D.

Ah. Cu-Cum-Ber!
Uh-huh.

Don’t plead for mercy!
Waste of energy!
K I L L, Killcumber!
Laugh at the pun,
please sir?

[CUCUMBER x453145348]

Uh-huh.
Cucumber groove.
Uh.
Cucumber smooth.

Uh-huh.
Feel the cucumber groove.
Uh.
Gotta get the cucumber smoothness.

Bust out some moves, cucumber vibing.
Enjoy the show of cucumber twerking.
A perfect length, a perfect curve.
Admit it, baby. You’re being SERVED.

Don’t undermine me, I’m nutritional.
Taxonomy, let’s be professional.
If you keep calling me a vegetable
then I’ll make sure you become a cripple, hah!

[CUCUMBER ximtoolazytowritethechoruslyrics]

Cucumber

"hi." is a collection of music made by NeatNeet. (duh!) It's fun, it's life-changing, and definitely has a cover that was well thought-out and designed over a period of 5 years. (I did the cover in 3 hours.) Experimenting with electronic music on a chiller/weird/toomuchslurpingsounds side.

Illegal Nuclear Skateboard Package

Slurpcore

flow-res

The Vase Woman

The Great Pizza Heist

Laren is a soundtrack for an imaginary game based on the themes provided in OST Composing Jam #7.

"I'm stuck in my own dream...with something else." - Laren Fields

Laren's concept is an action horror game with low-poly graphics and a partially-fixed top-down perspective camera. (With the option to play with modern or tank control since tank control is quite mid-)

The story is about a woman named Laren stuck in her lucid dream under the influence of an Eldritch entity. With no concept of time and what's happening to her physical body, Laren must survive and navigate a cryptic dream world that was realized using her subconsciousness. Will Laren be able to regain control of her world? Or will she succumb to its cruelty?

Venture deep, reveal the truth, and fight your way back to reality.

Nobody hears you pray.

obligatory shooting minigame

Reprieve

Save Room

Blessed Beginning

Ashley Graham Breakcore | Remake Edition

MOONCHILD is a soundtrack for an imaginary game based on the themes provided in Thailand Game Jam X OST Composing Jam.

“I helped them unleash something from the moon…The blood is on my hands if we can’t stop them.” - Chandra

MOONCHILD's concept is a PS1 Sci-fi Action Horror game (with a Yuri subtext) where you switch controls between Chandra and Tina to aid each other from afar. The government was conducting experiments on living organisms on the moon code-named “Moonchildren” but a breach has occurred. They decided to abandon the site, providing no help or rescue.

Last Dance

Area 51 -- Area 52

Terminal -- Archive

Our Beginning

SIRIS is a song produced within 2 days for OST Composing Jam [Sandbox] under the theme "Palindrome". 
This song incorporates parts that are reversed/have similar effects, and certain symmetrical melodies and rhythms over 1-2 bars.
This was very fun to produce! Hope you guys like the song. :D

SIRIS

Hi, it's me, Neet. I make weird electronic music.

You can contact me about serious stuff via:
neatneetcontact@gmail.com

NeatNeet

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