Wack ass mid white dude moves to Taiwan and becomes the Bumble King.

Bee King

Failed photographer has a go at rap... Will he fail at this too?

Lyrics:

Listen if I could give this beat to somebody else I would
But you know nobody wants it so I guess I gotta say some shit
But you know it's gonna be a little fucked up

Punch a grandma in the face
Take her fuckin cookies
Burn down the whole place
Ha ha woo

Hop in her Buick
Head on down to bingo
Rob the whole place
Go to the casino
Lose it all on red

Go cop some meth
Back to your trailer
Arrested by the feds
Now you're in prison no one fuckin visits

Dropped the soap now
So your ass they split it
Locked up for life
Cryin all day in solitary

Taxpayers fund your misery
Yet no option for people like this
Fuckin lives shouldn't even exist

Coulda saved everyone the pain
Hope the whole world can legalize MAID

Woooo told you it was gonna be fucked up but hey
All I wanted to do was take beautiful cyberpunk photography

Now you guys forced me into music
Let the real poison out

When I just wanted to take photos

Punch A Grandma In The Face.  Legalize MAID.

Lyrics:

I'd rather be narcissistic me
Than bitch ass you
Any fuckin day

They say that I'm a narcissist
A psychotic pessimist
Quit makin' content
Go to a psychologist

No I'm the fuckin doctor
I say all a ya'll are sick sick
Kill the messenger cuz
You'd rather be indifferent
Now here come all the
Purity tests

Any old excuse
To cancel and suppress
Won't let me win but
I already won
Cuz i spoke my fuckin truth

Sprayed my thought shotgun
Reality is shifted
Can't go back it's different
To be alive is suffering
And you partake in it
Just a fuckin
Ouroboros eating its tail

But if there's one thing i do know
It's that power's just an empty veil

The Ouroboros Narcissist

Lyrics:

welcome to content hell
hope you fucks are doin well

big tech cage got ya trapped
neva neva comin' back

yeah I know my rhymes are wack

andrew nef on the track
who gives a fuck

send that shit back

back to where ya came from
this shit's fuckin' lame bro

no one cares
don't even try
you'll never be that fuckin guy 


yeah, i told you you ain't shit
what cuz you picked up FL studio a month ago
and did some auto-chords, you think you're some sorta musician now

guess what, even if you were, nobody will ever know   


upload on youtube no one gonna listen
put it up on soundcloud who you fuckin' kiddin
post it up on Instagram,  that shit's not a scam
 ha ha ha ha oh man

I Could Be God

Lyrics:

So if you're a foreigner in Taiwan
The Taiwanese public
They basically just want to use
And exploit you
To do the same dumbass
Shit that foreigners always do

Eat stinky go to the night market
Praise Taiwan right
But if you try to break that mold
You will also be rejected

Because the real artists in Taiwan
They hate you too because most
Of them are spoiled
Rich people who went to the US
And then they come back to Taiwan

They see foreigners like us being successful
Doing dumbass shit
They hate foreigners
They they're spoiled
Rich people who look at
All the foreigners here
As having privilege

Even though they themselves are usually
You know their parents were rich
They're fucking rich as hell
They just decided to come back to Taiwan
Instead of staying overseas

And so what's my fucking point
My point is 
If you want to come to
Taiwan and be an artist

Either do it for yourself or
Have an overseas audience
Do not ever do art for 
Taiwanese people in Taiwan

Welcome to ghost island
Yeah it's fuckin toxic
Great big smiles while inside
Fuckin dyin

Wanna do art guess what
No one gives a fuck

Taipei cyberpunk
No one gives a fuck
Taipei cyberpunk
Can't even save yourself

Taipei Cyberpunk

it's okay to be sad about everything

操你媽也操
管它怎麼來操
你你

Say he speaks your truth
Support everything he do
Bullshit
Fuck you

操你媽也操
管它怎來操你你
操你媽也操
操你媽也操
操操你媽也操
操操你媽也操操

Tells you he needs you
But what the fuck do you do
Ignore every single call
Oh look he's gone

Had your chance but you blew it
所以我不管你哭哭的屁事

操你媽也操
管它怎來操你你
操你媽也操
操你媽也操
操操你媽也操
操操你媽也操操


操你媽也操管它怎麼來操

Lyrics:

You were my heart oh
Can't let go

只為守住曾經的愛

Life goes on

Love lost is not lost no
What we hold still grows

在一生的失散與別離中
我早已明白內心能容納
無盡的愛但這並不讓
每一次失去變得輕易
即便如此

我仍願帶著記憶中曾
經擁有的一切，繼續
去活繼續去愛

To Hold The Love We Had / 只為守住曾經的愛

Tim Only Listens To Bass Now

LYRICS:

for life to live life must die
don't don't ask me why

you're hurt hurt hurt 
and all alone not a single
thing cares if you die or live

way of the world so fucked
ey ey ey ey 
nothin you can fuckin do or say
god is a sadist your his toy 

你受傷受傷受傷獨自 一人
沒有 任一事物 在乎你是否
會死 或活這是這座世界如此
糟糕哎哎哎哎哎你他媽
什麼都做不說上帝是個
他媽的施虐者把你

God Is A Sadist You're His Toy (上帝是一個施虐者，而你是他的玩具)

Worship Taiwan / 崇拜臺灣

Lyrics:

我突然意識到一件事
我的國家隨時可能被入侵
AI 隨時可能把我的工作搶走
基本上所有通往財富與安全的道路都被封死了

台灣的薪資永遠漲不起來
房地產炒到瘋掉
再過不久老人會比年輕上班族還多
可政府卻從來沒真正想過提升生育率

這到底是什麼鬼島

喔 我現在懂了
這裡根本就是一座榨取用的監獄
等到能被榨的都榨光了那些掌權的有錢的就會拍拍屁股跑掉
剩下我們在這裡等死

Welcome to ghost island
Nice on the outside but inside toxic toxic toxic
Fifteenth richest country but workers still go hungry
People had enough had enough
沒民生 沒民生 沒民生 沒民生
Kill me kill me now
Kill me now
Stuck on ghost island prison
Stuck on ghost island prison
Kill me now
Kill me now

台灣最大的悲劇不在於它面臨的挑戰
而在於它靠人民的汗水與鮮血克服了這些挑戰卻所有成果都被寄生的精英攫走
更糟的是那些犧牲了一切的人民仍然持續賦權並崇拜剝削他們的精英
對根本的激進改革視而不見實質上投下了自己緩慢而悲慘的死亡票
也將孩子們送入永無止境的地獄
而更荒謬的是想要退出這場病態遊戲的人連安樂死都不合法

沒Fucking 民生 沒Fucking 民生 沒Fucking 民生 幹幹幹幹幹幹
Kill me kill me now
Kill me now
Stuck on ghost island prison
Stuck on ghost island prison
Kill me now
Kill me now

Stuck On Ghost Island Prison (困在幽靈島監獄)

Lyrics:

what's it mean to be alive
yeah not much I'd rather die

rather be euthanized
than serve your fuckin corporate slime

like a parasite they suck and suck
never enough

bunch a human black holes
just do what they're fuckin' told

never question anything
like is this the right thing

yeah cheat steal and lie
feel virtue the whole time

make this world a better place
what a fuckin disgrace

the myth of human progress
it's a joke so obvious

trumped by what you know inside
life's a joke you're the punchline

ha ha ha ha 

better off to die

Johnny tried to warn us, but we lost so let us leave...

Only Fun Moments

Lyrics:

oh no oh no

I said no more life life life life
kill me now
I said no more life life life life
kill me now 

no you'll never buy a fuckin house
no your wages won't ever go up

the only way to avoid world war three
mass euthanasia can't you see
the only way to avoid world war three mass euthanasia can't you see

I said no more life life life life
kill me now
I said no more life life life life
kill me now

Disclaimer:
This work is a piece of political satire and artistic expression. It uses dark, exaggerated, and provocative themes to critique economic conditions, generational inequality, and geopolitical anxiety.

The references to self-harm and euthanasia within the lyrics are not literal, not instructional, and not intended to encourage or endorse self-harm, suicide, or harm to others in any form. They function solely as part of the satirical and symbolic tone of the piece.

The Only Way To Avoid WWIII?  Mass Euthanasia Can't You See?

他要炮炮炮沒有錢離開不要

I don't condone shoplifting, but she legit sounds like a rapper.

Nina Lin Shoplifting Trap Song

Lyrics:

motha fuckin' reddit
dumbass website

reddit is just a suicide cult 
that doesn't follow through

reddit moderator thinks he's so fuckin' cool
internet gate keeper parasite boot licker

unpaid man child, seethin' at the fuckin mouth
pants down on the floor, jerkin' off to stolen porn

calls himself a liberal but he fuckin' hates the poor
cuz he hates himself more than anything else

yet he won't tie the noose kick that fuckn' stool loose
the pain of life just too much 
but false hope through like a drug

internet points rack em' up
different opinions ban them now
say you hate oligarchy but simp 
for a public company

Reddit Moderator Diss Track

Lyrics:

fuck the internet 
time to burn it down
stole all our data
fucking pay us now
we don't want cash
pay with your life
whatever that means
take it how you like

burn it down yeah yeah
burn burn burn burn
big tech para sites die die die
die die die die die die
lost my job to AI
my government
lets me die 

AI Feasts While Your Government Lets You Die (Vocaloid Song)

Lyrics:

All right danny boy
You said my music sucks huh
I got somethin for ya
And all you other mother fuckers
Who wanna talk shit

Dan says his music sucks yeah
Dan says it sucks, but what does he know yeah
He doesn’t know shit no
Just a guy stuck in his own asshole oh no no

Even his own wife says it’s good
So shut your mouth shut your mouth
Shut your mouth shut your mouth

Andrew is God, God, God, God
Ha ha ha, yeah, he’s God, God, God, God, God

Dan says his music sucks, yeah
Dan says it sucks


Suck my dick
Suck my dick
Suck my big fuckin dick

Dan Says His Music Sucks

Lyrics:

It's true of capitalism everywhere but
Doesn't mean I can't talk about Taiwan's unique brand of it

Taiwan born to a rich family
No responsibility
Leech off that fuckin family tree
Government contracts just for me

We don't even go to the military
Dual passport loophole baby
Send the kids to TAS
So they can murder with the best

Meanwhile rest of Taiwan starves
Can't even find a decent job
35K Free overtime
Toxic toxic toxic slime

But what the fuck you gonna do
Bend over accept this truth
Come learn a thing or two
I'll teach you how to rob and steal

Suppress the wages
Hoard the houses
Turn Taiwan to a wasteland

MEGA Bank Panama Branch
It's the money laundry mat
Pollute the food then cash out
Wei Chuan brothers where you at

Corruption never stops
Grind them gears till their bones pop

Welcome to ghost island
Das capital
hoard it hoard it off shore fuckin store it

Welcome to ghost island
Das housing market
pump it pump it pump it
Then dump it dump it dump it

Welcome to ghost island
Das migrant labor
fuckin exploit it
then flush it down the toilet

Welcome to ghost island
Never buy a house no matter how hard you try
Just a labor refugee until you fucking die die die

Taiwan Das Capital / 台灣《資本論》

Lyrics:

Got the kick
Got the clap
Fuckin high hats laid em like that
DJ Quik style what you know about that
I aint even gonna mix this shit I'll just spit
Yeah i know my fuckin rhymes ain't shit
My brain is empty but my bank account plenty
Cuz in 2025 we worship money
Simps for the state to put food on our plate
Kill your own family if that's what it takes
Taste the money
Taste the fame
Temporary pleasure that's the name of the game

Look back and realize had you never been born it's all the same

It's all the same
It's all the same
It's all the same
It's all the same
It's all the same
It's all the same
It's all the same
It's all the same

It's All The Same

Lyrics:

It doesn't take a genius to realize why Taiwan
Their birthrate is crashing
Why the world's birthrate is crashing
Why nobody wants to live anymore
Life in 2025
It's just all work no reward
Your only motivation to live
Is fear of something worse happening

Rat utopia 2026
Fuck this shit
Fuck this shit

Legalize euthanasia I'll be out this bitch
Legalize euthanasia I'll be out this bitch

Fuck this shit
Rat utopia

Fuck this shit
Rat utopia

Fuck this shit
Rat utopia

Fuck this shit
Rat utopia


Rat Utopia

Lyrics:

Sticky ball blues
What you gonna do
40 years old
Stuck in the cram school

Fuckin family forgot about you
But let's be real
They never loved you

That's why you came to Taiwan dude
Drown out your problems in Bar Beer

So head on down to MAJI Square
Don't hang yourself
Spend Christmas there

Sticky Ball Blues

Where Are You Now?

Taiwan Toxic Work Culture

Lyrics:

The simple fact is your best was never good enough
And even if it was it wouldn't matter now
It's over

When is it my time
My whole life lost in vein

Said you can't rap get the fuck off the track
Look at this clown fuckin 40 year old man
Failed at everything life is a sham
Bout to hang himself
Ha damn

Thinks he's gonna make some music
But nobody listens to it
Make some beats sorry bro
Fuckin AI beat you to it

Time to die die die die die
Time to die die die
Lying in blood right now
So die die die die die die die die die
Die die die die

Put your heart and soul into it
Watch the world scroll right through it
Do what you love no one gives a fuck
Never good enough nope never good enough
So you become a recluse
Every day eye up that noose
Hope to end your suffering for this hell they put you in

Time to die die die die die
Time to die die die
Lying in blood right now
So die die die die die die die die die
Die die die die

Death of a Failed Artist

Lyrics:

Yeah, you know the feeling, when you wake up
feelin like a rocket ship
twin engines
ready for take off

Balls about to bus

Balls About To Bus

Lyrics:

motha fuckin netflix
disney
paramount plus
all this streaming bullshit

whatever happened to fucking
owning something in this world

bullshit streaming services
got nothing good anyway

cancel your netflix
it's a piece of shit
price goes up
what the fuck do you get

bunch of old movies from 1995
watch em with my grandma
she's not even alive

fuckin tech monopoly
yeah sure come and spy on me
sell my data train AI
then throw me in the trash to die

you'll own nothing and be happy
you'll own nothing
be happy

and don't even get me started on
motherfucking spotify youtube
all this other bullshit

this whole fucking internet
ecosystem is fucked
we're done

blackhole internet parasites
swallow every fuckin thing alive
turn the whole world to your
private equity knife


Blackhole Internet Parasites

Everything Was Perfect

Lyrics:

Fuck me in your ugly sweater
Fuck me in your ugly sweater
It feels better
It feels better
Fuck me in your ugly sweater

Fuck your body
Fuck your face
Fuck your money
You're a disgrace

Yeah i only want one thing
Ugly sweater and dick
Please throw the rest in the trash
Throw the rest in the trash

Fuck me in your ugly sweater
Fuck me in your ugly sweater
It feels better
It feels better
Fuck me in your ugly sweater

Gimme that gimme that ugly sweater

Fuck me in your ugly sweater
Fuck me in your ugly sweater
It feels better
It feels better
Fuck me in your ugly sweater

Fuck me in your ugly sweater
Fuck me in your ugly sweater
It feels better
It feels better
Fuck me in your ugly sweater
It feels better

ANDREWNEF

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