Punch the Wall

Modern Times (NEET Cover)

Elementary

Get out of bed and start my day
Even though it all slips away
I get stuck in a trance
I need to put on some pants

Eat, sleep and chew some food
No time to even tie my shoes
I need to pay my dues
I gotta lose my blues

Pray to God to forgive my sins
Don't wanna lose before I begin
I love my family
I want them to live happily

Heart-Shaped Meatloaf

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sorority slayer

CRY4HELP

crazy 4 u

They're gonna kill me for this one...

TOTALLY REAL LYRICS:

You dismiss me as insane
But you don't understand
I'm a real human being
But you're under their command
For speaking truth to power
All my socials have been banned
I don't like drinking tea
I think it tastes too bland
I only drink raw milk
I stockpile contraband
I hope one day to fly
Over top the holy land
I'm a big LOVER of women
But on the other hand
I wish I had a gf
with a darker color tan

Yeah I'm the kinda guy
I troll reddit for fun
I pay for all my software
And register all my guns
I never drink tap water
And I accept that Biden won
Even though I've never dated
I pray to only have sons
I treat my computer's glow
As an artificial sun
I've read Homer and Aquinas
My IQ is 131
You tell me that we're back
But it's never begun
I believe these things and more
All these things and so much more

I'm not like the other guys guys guys guys guys

My plane departs at JFK
My favorite number's 7
If you're not praying daily
Then you won't make it to heaven
Of course I took the vax
And I work out every day
I'll make a new account
Just to tell you have a good day!
I love and appreciate
every ethnicity,
From Akans to Yorubans
And all that's in-between
I haven't said a slur
Since I was conceived
You say I'm full of hate
But I'm as happy as can be!

Yeah I'm the kinda guy
Who stays up way too late
Researching how to looksmaxx
Since I'm too ugly to date
I recite marvel movies
And I never masturbate
My profile pic is anime
My favorite food is crepe
Yeah I'm the kinda guy
To think bunnies are based
I really wanna hold them
And just kiss their little face
I'll somehow find Agartha
Which is a really awesome place
I believe these things and more
All these things and so much more

I'm not like the other guys

Not Like The Other Guys (Parody of Cyborg9k's Not Like The Other Girls)

respond to my texts
your always hanging out with him
why wont you love me
i know im the one for you

oooo
why do nice guys always finish last
ooooo
what did i do to deserve this

he treats you like shit
i know you want better than this
so just give me a chance
and ill treat you better than he could

its not fair
not fair
its not fair
im gonna kill myself today

oooo
why do nice guys always finish last
ooooo
what did i do to deserve this

dming you everyday
praying that youll reply
i dont know why
i even try to please you

its not fair
not fair
its not fair
im gonna kill myself today

oooo
why do nice guys always finish last
ooooo
what did i do to deserve this

Elementary

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