Short instrumental piece written, performed and recorded by myself using the GarageBand app on an iPad. Written and recorded between March and June 2021.

Homage to the oilfield money that funds my hobby!

The Trippin’ Point

Classic rock inspired track, written, performed and recorded by myself using the GarageBand app on iPad.

It ain’t half bad…. It’s all bad

Instrumental piece written, performed and recorded by myself using the GarageBand app on iPad. Features excerpts from the final monologue from the 1949 film “The Fountainhead” performed by Gary Cooper, written by Ayn Rand and directed by King Vidor.

Where is John Galt?

Written, performed and recorded by myself using the GarageBand app on iPad.

Although I’m not American, I’ve longed admired the US tradition of protecting individual rights; the recent overturning of Roe V Wade is a lamentable affront to the right to bodily autonomy of millions of individuals.

The Epitaph of Bodily Autonomy

Audio equivalent of an R-Rated B Movie!

Written, performed and recorded by myself using the GarageBand app on iPad.

FuzzKill (Instrumental)

My take on the Bob Dylan classic. All parts (poorly) performed and recorded by myself using the GarageBand app on iPad.

All along the Watchtower (cover)

Probably not as cool as a sapieur on a Friday night, but as close as I can get! Written, performed and recorded by myself using the GarageBand app on iPad.

To The Nines!

Since when did “Veganuary” become a thing?!

Musically, this instrumental piece is written, performed and recorded by myself using the GarageBand app for iPad. Guitar uses both flange and ring modulation effects to create a more industrial sound.

It’s possible to eat a plant based diet without being a dick about it!

Homage to Hair Metal at it’s campest!

Written, performed and recorded by myself using the GarageBand app on iPad. Guitar parts performed on an Ibanez RG with Floyd Rose Trem.

Spandex Bullet (Instrumental)

Started off as a noodle to test a modded bass. Written, performed and recorded by myself using the GarageBand app on iPad.

Moonshine

Relating more to the day job as Oilfield Trash. This was written, performed and recorded by myself using instruments from an admittedly well stocked and maintained music room on an offshore oil rig. As ever using the GarageBand app on iPad.

Junk Run Blues

My interpretation of Celestial Blues, originally written and performed by Gary Bartz NTU Troop from the Album “Harlem Bush Music”

All parts on this version are performed by myself, recorded in my Kitchen using the GarageBand app on an outdated iPad.

Celestial Blues (Gary Bartz NTU Troop Cover)

Fret Wanker; just writing, playing and recording for fun!

All tracks are demo quality recordings at best; my Kitchen is my Studio.

Neil Carrins

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