Name: Crocodile Chop by neilcic in this shouldn't work
Duration: 3 min 43 s
Description: Please glisten to MOUTH SILENCE https://soundcloud.com/neilcic/mouthsilence

i love the pitch shifting at the DIEEEEEEEEEE

I’ve ben listening to this for 4 hours 10/10.

this sounds like something you would hear at a really crowded party where youre really tired and you have no idea whats going on at all

Crocodile Rock is one of my ultimate favorite Elton John songs. It actually sounds pretty good.

mashups of stuff that shouldn't go together ever

this shouldn't work

As Seen On SPIN

My Neighbor Yeezus

Ylvis vs. Drowning Pool - Let the Foxes Hit the Floor

Please glisten to MOUTH SILENCE https://soundcloud.com/neilcic/mouthsilence

Crocodile Chop

Arthur's problem

I'm a teen titan

Smash Christmas

Parole Arrangement irilove

Le Grand Feu

Un souffle, une étincelle,
un geste qu’on ne comprend pas,
peut-être un homme, peut-être personne,
mais toujours la main de l’humain,
qui réveille la bête,
l’ogre rouge au ventre affamé.



Ô Grand Feu,
tu rugis dans nos vallées,
mais face à ta folie,
se lèvent des armées
de pompiers, de frères, de sœurs,
de courage et de sueur.
Tu ne prendras pas nos cœurs.



La nuit brûle, les collines saignent,
les bêtes fuient, les pierres gémissent.
Les maisons tremblent,
les souvenirs craquent,
et dans l’air lourd,
une question sans réponse :
qui a allumé la première flamme ?



Ô Grand Feu,
tu rugis dans nos vallées,
mais face à ta folie,
se lèvent des armées
de pompiers, de frères, de sœurs,
de courage et de sueur.
Tu ne prendras pas nos cœurs.



Et dans la nuit,
des mains se sont tendues,
des voix ont crié plus fort que tes flammes,
des chaînes humaines
ont porté l’eau comme on porte l’espoir.
La solidarité a dansé
au milieu de tes braises.



Ô Grand Feu,
tu croyais tout emporter,
mais il reste la force
de lutter, de s’aimer.

Le Grand Feu

Holier Than Thou

Why does this have half a million plays
...

Download from my Dropbox at: https://www.dropbox.com/s/bz9ddhj634gaxd7/Bee%20Lo%20Green.wav?dl=0

Old link for archival purposes in case of anything (not working): https://www.dropbox.com/s/v3v2fnf56elr81m/Bee%20Lo%20Green.mp3?dl=0

Bee Lo Green

Saw a funny craigslist ad for this and had to read it

[full text]

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that’s hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let’s talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope

Sunroof: nope

Fancy wheels: nope

Rear view camera: nope...but it’s got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn’t give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:

Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes

Rent a car: it IS a car

This car’s got history. It’s seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts:

This car’s exterior color is gray, but it’s interior color is grey.

In the owner’s manual, oil is listed as “optional.”

When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary “Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla”

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.

Favorite food: spaghetti

Favorite tv show: Alf

Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It’s as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It’s as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, “It’s a Corolla. It’s fine.”

Let’s face the facts, this car isn’t going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn’t the car you want, it’s the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

[Reading] 1999 Toyota Corolla Craigslist ad

This is on Ontopic instead of Offtopic because I couldn't be bothered to find an HD instrumental for Dancin

Dancin In The End

this mashup is like off key at parts why do people like this stop

(this has been made for about 2 months now, but just forgot to upload)

sources:
Jack Stauber - Buttercup (Earthbound version done by MixAndMash)
Meow by @bobacupcake (Follow them :D)

Go on my site for my Discord Server, Downloads, and other cool things! https://www.zukesers.com/

cute

the original was deleted. soundcloud said i could monetise it, so i tried to, which prompted them to realise that it was voiding copyright. After two huge years, the king was slain. F

original upload date: 21st Febuary, 2018
plays before deletion: 130,256
acapella: https://soundcloud.com/duuzu/tech-it-no-it-lo-it-gic-it-acapella

TECH It NO It LO It GIC It (reupload)

I think Moto Moto hates me.

EDIT: 5000
five fucking thousand plays
y'all need better music taste

EDIT 2: It has worsened

EDIT 3: Please for the love of God check out my other stuff, it's so much better than this

SOURCES:
Panic! At The Disco - Victorious
will.i.am - I Like To Move It
Mr. Oizo - Hun
Lipps, Inc. - Funkytown
Eminem - Without Me
Daft Punk - Crescendolls
jacksfilms - THE KIDZBOP QUIZ

for some godly reason, i'm no longer proud of this

shoutouts DonnieTheGuy for the Ievan Polkka project file thingy and 
Dōshi Karuso for the miku vocals cause i got lazy on the vocals lol

Crocodile Chop

neilcic

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