He's the one and only dominator, and he loves a bit of chaos

Chaotic Dominator

Keir Stoner

Moggmalc

York City Guide

I say Itsa, You say Partee

Birthday Surprise

Durham county, post-rapture: a Neither Am I book-at-bedtime podcast.

Road Atlas

Following the arrest of an unnamed adult male responsible for a series of bizarre desecrations of public buildings – the Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain, the laser at Greenwich Observatory, 20 Maresfield Gardens in Hampstead – police last month raided a house in the Thames Valley. In the premises they discovered evidence strongly suggesting the suspect had been working, unlicensed and untrained, as a psychotherapist.

Documents leaked to the press include the case file of a black, adult male, born in 1989 in Wolverhampton and living in south London. The young man, one Darren Cunningham, a musician working under the name Actress had enjoyed significant and unexpected success with a record release in 2010 (‘Splazsh’), and had just completed the recording a new release referred to in the notes as ‘R.I.P’. He had presented with a series of unusual symptoms: independent automatism of right and left hands; frequent fugue states; pronounced fetishization and personification of electronic machinery; waking visions. He reported dreaming of monuments, geometric figures and the archangel Uriel.

A talking cure had been undertaken, and the patient asked to respond to a number of site-specific or external stimuli relating to his past and/or cultural environments. An audio extract accompanying the leaked case notes is presented below without comment.

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I would like to hear Tom Jones giving it a bit of this on The Voice. I guess the seven-year-old isn't really his fault but he might have switched out of sexy voice to speak to her. The experience is less than savoury.

Tom Jones is only playing

The Kraftwerk of low-brow literary fiction

"London's newest literary cult in the making" - The Londonist
“Revolutionary literary collective… all who have seen it have been stunned/ appalled/ confused”  – Dazed and Confused
