In this episode, Fitz teases something that you all have done read about and the process leading to him gearing up to paint for the first time in years!

A PS5 is wanted and hunted for Christmas, we have a much anticipated...PUPPY UPDATE!...and Doom unveils a dream he has about playing in Fitz's backyard.

We learn about Fitz's frustrations trying to play games with his family, Doom teaches Fitz all about the legendary Mythosaur, and then they have a dub fight!

Episode 120.5: Wet Palette

In this episode, we dust off the good old podcast-a-roonier and dive in for all the nerdery you can handle...and then force feed you even more until your tum tums are ready to burst!

Fitz did some shit and watched some shit and he's here to tell you all about it, including con wait times, more than questionable DVD sellers, and unanswered text messages that lead to a spiral into depression...

We also talk about the second season of Star Trek: Picard, a pre-school Scooby show, the first trailer for Rob Zombie's The Munsters, and a truck load of other fun as we deliver another mega sized ep of your favorite unknown Pod!

Episode 130: Chapped Assed And Cheesed Off

In this episode, well, we know where we're goin', but we don't know where we've been, and we know what we're knowin', but we can't say what we've seen, and we know what we want, and the future is certain, give us time to work it out.

That's right, gang, we're  on the road to getting the cutest little baby puppy and you get to join us in all of our distracted glory as we make this Trek...basically, that means buckle the fudge striped cookie up!

We tell some of the craziest neighborhood stories yet, talk about San Diego Comic-Con and all of the MARVELousness that entails, as well as babble about a bunch of books we done read, so come on in and give us your ears for another fun and fresh ep!

Episode 131: Is That A Goddamn Moose!?

Doom Does 4: Doom Does An Experiment

In this episode, your favorite wacky jackholes are back and ready to unleash their nerdery all over your faces, necks, & chests, as well as deep in you hearholes!

They kick off by talking about another anniversary that just passed them by and celebrate 10 years of Just Jump To The End, as well as a certain somebody celebrating a big hatching day, we then talk about Star Wars: Ahsoka in depth.

We also do some cartoon maroonin', have technical difficulties that force us to lose about 20 minutes of the show, then wrap up by mourning all of the recent podcast platforms that have gone the way of the dodo in this meaty episode from your nerdy podcast pals.

Episode 137: Cartoon Maroon's Vol 4: Darkwing Duck's Cloaca

TNB Special Commentary: The Mandalorian Chapter 2

Please turn off your cellphones and cone along for the ride that is us preparing for the conclusion of GREATEST EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF ALL PODCASTING by way of an anniversary blowout spectacular celebration 20 years in the making!

For our 77th Commentary, we cruise the Mystery Machine back to 2004 for this colorfully groovy flick starring Matthew Lillard, Linda Cardellini, Freddie Prinze Jr, Sarah Michelle Gellar, & Neil Fanning as the world's greatest mystery solving crew.

We look at 20 year old reviews for both of these unfathomably heady movies, talk about scandalous behind the scenes pay drama, connect it to a beloved TV series, and panic cause we may not have anything to talk about in this episode that is almost twice as long as the movie, so come along, gang, as we honor two decades of this particular Scoobage

TNB Commentaries 077: Scooby-Doo 2 Monsters Unleashed (B-Movie March!)

Geezil comes to in a hut and begins a search for anything helpful, things quickly go down hill!

Stream Welcome To Wildemount on Youtube or wherever you get your music!https://youtu.be/XhlOti3H6L0

The Nerd Blitz TTRPG Show #1: The Adventure Begins

Please turn off your com link and prepare to join us for the kick-off of a new TNB Commentaries sub-series where we take a look at every single episode of Star Wars: The Mandalorian, in order!

Make the jump to hyperspace with us on this ambitious episode by episode journey through the very first Live-Action, lore expanding, technologically ground breaking, Star Wars series from Lucasfilm.

TNB Special Commentary: The Mandalorian Chapter 8

Hey gang, welcome back to The Nerd Blitz Book Club!

In this episode we continue with the penultimate section of Clown in a Cornfield by Adam Cesare, wherein the tale becomes bloody as hell and no one is safe!  Follow us back into the cornfield and find out why kids are scared of clowns!

This has been a feature of TS-D/JA Productions and JJ2E Media

TNB Book Club 9.04: Clown In A Cornfield

Please turn off your cellphones and journey with us way down to Columbia for the thrilling conclusion of the seventh installment of THE GREATEST EVENT IN PODCASTING HISTORY, B-MOVIE MAAAAAAARCH!!!

For our 81st commentary, we rub the wrong rhubarb and get shipped back to 2011 for this TV Movie starring, the King himself, Bruce Campbell, Pedro Pascal, Ilza Rosario, Kiele Sanchez, and RonReaco Lee.

Things get Groovy as the fellers run into the biggest of technical difficulties, officially announce their third book, and ponder if they should start watching more Burn Notice? Join us as all of this and more is discussed on the last stop before The Nerd Blitz 9th Anniversary!

TNB Commentaries 081: The Fall Of Sam Axe (B-Movie March!)

In this episode, we are celebrating NINE WHOLE YEARS of this wacky adventure known as The Nerd Blitz with all the overcompensated fun you have come to know, dread, endure, and maybe even in some weird, self-hating, Stockholm Syndromey way, possibly enjoy? if you're into that sort of thing, so buckle the fuck up cause it's gonna be a ride, gang!

The fellers start off with a dark turn explaining a childhood accident, they them dove tail that into a one-two punch of a dream smashing sandbag, following it up with a double dose of a dire warning you'd all do well to heed, and then we catch them talking about a thing that may or may not happen, nobody quite knows at this point, they also spend a good amount of time inducting the 2025 class into The Nerd Blitz Hall Of Fame.

Then we wrap up by getting a bit more serious and talking about the long struggle to finish this episode and all of the bumps in the road, Doom unveils a super secret project he's been producing on with SteBoost and Josh, then Fitz is arm twisted into listening to a pitch for a show that will never happen, all the while we Some Kinda Monster this bitch, so if you've been here from the start or you just joined us last week, thanks for hangin' around, now let's get this party rollin'!

Episode 145: Brian Quinn Presents TNB Giant Sized Annual #9: On Your Ass Like A Diaper

TNB Special Commentary: Andor S1E1

In this episode, SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS, the boys are on the road and gonna see a Star War, gonna see a Star War as they head to see the best of the best, the cream of the crop, the greatest of the prequels and, arguably, the whole bunch, Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith!

Listen live to digital tape as we travel to the theater for the 20th anniversary screening of Episode 3, count flaming pieces of shit as they go, dodge crazy ass drivers, get caught in and ignored by a parade or car show (we still aren't quite sure), and react to all the fun!

Hear our snap reactions to the first 3 episodes of Star Wars: Andor and if it's getting a little too "our worldy", hear the reaction one of us has seeing this on the big screen for the first time ever, find out what we noticed this time after having seen this flick a billion times, and we talk about the fallout from Celebration Japan!

Get over 200 hours of more great Nerd Blitz Audio by joining us on Patreon @ http://Patreon.com/NerdBlitzPod.

Episode 145.5: Little Mumbled Cocksuckers

In This Episode, stuff is happening and we're atalkin' about it in the only way we know how, exhaustively, in depth, and with tangents aplenty, so yell at your neighbors to listen, gather round the internet radio yourself, and prepare for...fun?

We update a topic from our recent .5, which somehow leads us to talking about TVs we owned, and maybe even just saw, 20 to 30 years ago (don't ask because we can't track it either), also cop chases and almost getting run down during them!

We finally talk about the live-action Scooby-Doo series on Netflix, in detail, then we tackle our other favorite past time and talk about going to see Revenge Of The Sith again and dive into some good old Star Wars talk in this latest episode of your favorite wacky jacky...holes...just go with it!

Get over 200 hours of more great Nerd Blitz Audio by joining us on Patreon @ http://Patreon.com/NerdBlitzPod.

Episode 146: A TV Accident

TNB Special Commentary: Andor S1E2

In this episode, we get some deep dive discussion on all kinds of nerdery all the way up from the 70s up until today, so buckle the fuck up for a good time in the back of the station wagon.

We start off with the eternal question of "are you a Jaws guy?" and figure out if we are indeed Jaws guys, in doing so Doom makes stunning admissions about classic 80s pictures.

Then, in a stunning turn of events, we decide to talk about Star Wars...we open the can of worms that is Andor and rip the gloves off, then we bitch about streaming again, so come along and spread the word, gang.

Get over 200 hours of more great Nerd Blitz Audio by joining us on Patreon @ 
http://Patreon.com/NerdBlitzPod.

Episode 147: Ridin' The Hump


In this episode, we nervously hit the road and goes to sees a Super picture at the movin' picture house to see if the greatest hero of them all is ready to finally make his triumphant return after too long an absence.

***MONDO MEGA SUPER DUPER SPOILER ALERT*** as we discuss, in granular detail, the ins and out of James Gunn's Superman and the universe it's kicking off and where it goes from here, also there's a cute little puppy wuppy to obsess over.

Did we love it? Did we hate it? Do we have a split decision that leads to a knock down drag out brawl and we haven't talked to each other all week because we both took it too far and said some really cruel shit that is gonna take a long time to heal those wounds? Listen and find out what happens in this Super episode of your favorite wacky jackies!

Get over 200 hours of more great Nerd Blitz Audio by joining us on Patreon @ http://Patreon.com/NerdBlitzPod

Episode 147.5: Interdimensional Simps

Please turn off your com link and prepare to join us as we continue our journey inside the seeds of Rebellion and take a look at every single episode of Star Wars: Andor!

\his has been a feature of TS-D/JA Productions and JJ2E Media

TNB Special Commentary: Andor S1E3

TNB Book Club 10.0: Homely Sluts 5


In this episode, the lads are finally paying off something from the anniversary show, and one of them is nervous as a sum bitch about it, and that leads us down the rabbithole of comics, crossovers, and a bit of unfortunate foreshadowing.

After that opening, good ol Fitz shares a recent trip to the arcade to play some pinball and other cabinets of note, before dumb ol Doom shares what may be the root of his hatred for the brothers Warner.

And finally, we end the show with breaking news and the death of a legend that brings the show to a screeching halt, so sit down and buckle up for a listen as we react in real time.

Episode 148: Baseball Cooze (The One Where Someone Dies)

In this episode, the fellas deal with their first technical issues!
They start off talking about music and recent deaths in the industry, which leads to Doom singing, Fitz stroking himself, and them breaking down probably the strangest music video ever produced.

They complain about comics and the constant renumbering and relaunching of comics, talk about the late breaking news that is a young Han Solo movie, Fitz obsesses over a young man's nose, and they finally talk about Indiana Jones 5.

All that and more as Doom delivers a double dose of his joke corner and they start revealing plans for some of the future projects they hope to do!

Thank the Rockstar that is @TheJSarge by supporting his links and following him on twitter:
http://Twitter.com/TheJSarge
http://RemedialM-Theory.Bandcamp.com
http://JSarge.Blogspot.com
http://IrvingsBasement.Bandcamp.com

And a huge thank you goes to the great @ShariSayz for creating our logo!

Show her some love and follow her on twitter:
http://Twitter.com/ShariSayz

And go check out her YouTube channel:
http://youtube.com/user/ShariArchinoff

Follow us on Twitter:
http://Twitter.com/NerdBlitzPod
http://Twitter.com/TheScoobyDoom
http://Twitter.com/Fitzman73

Subscribe to us on YouTube: The Nerd Blitz 

This has been a feature of TS-D/JA Productions and JJ2E Media 2016

Episode 006: It's Got A Nice Shape To It

In this Episode, after 6 weeks of talking about it, finally the fellas get their grubby little peter pullers on Scooby Apocalypse #1!

They spend this entire episode painstakingly combing through the issue, breaking it down and reviewing it as thoroughly as they possibly can.

Their reaction might be surprising!
So prepare yourself for this very different episode of The Nerd Blitz.

Thank the Rockstar that is @TheJSarge by supporting his links and following him on twitter:
http://Twitter.com/TheJSarge
http://RemedialM-Theory.Bandcamp.com
http://JSarge.Blogspot.com
http://IrvingsBasement.Bandcamp.com

And a huge thank you goes to the great @ShariSayz for creating our logo!

Show her some love and follow her on twitter:
http://Twitter.com/ShariSayz

And go check out her YouTube channel:
http://youtube.com/user/ShariArchinoff

Follow us on Twitter:
http://Twitter.com/NerdBlitzPod
http://Twitter.com/TheScoobyDoom
http://Twitter.com/Fitzman73

Subscribe to us on YouTube: The Nerd Blitz for more exclusive content

This has been a feature of TS-D/JA Productions and JJ2E Media 2016

Episode 007: A**hole Mouths And Tomato Noses

In this episode, things get weird as Fitz makes a stunning confession about his youth. But first, listen to the fellas pimp #TheCampingTrip (available now on http://TSDJAProductions.bandcamp.com ) and talk about their worries leading up to its release. Then they talk about gay spacemen having naked times, a douchebag that is somehow able to keep getting work despite trashing the fans and makers of said work, Fitz drops his stunning bombshell that elicits giggles galore from Doom, and they continue their newest segment Fu©|{ This S#!t. Kick back and celebrate 10 whole Episodes of The Nerd Blitz With Doom And Fitz...AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!!

We have MERCH!  http://www.redbubble.com/people/nerdblitzpod/shop

Thank the Rockstar that is @TheJSarge by supporting his links and following him on twitter:
http://Twitter.com/TheJSarge
http://RemedialM-Theory.Bandcamp.com
http://JSarge.Blogspot.com
http://IrvingsBasement.Bandcamp.com

And a huge thank you goes to the great @ShariSayz for creating our logo!

Show her some love and follow her on twitter:
http://Twitter.com/ShariSayz

And go check out her YouTube channel:
http://youtube.com/user/ShariArchinoff

Follow us on Twitter:
http://Twitter.com/NerdBlitzPod
http://Twitter.com/TheScoobyDoom
http://Twitter.com/Fitzman73

Subscribe to us on YouTube: The Nerd Blitz for more exclusive content

This has been a feature of TS-D/JA Productions and JJ2E Media 2016

Episode 010: Simon Pegg Is An A$$hole

In this episode, the fellas practice the subtle art of crashing and burning. 

First, Fitz gives a follow up to his revelation in Episode 10, then Joke Corner goes down in flames, and finally Fitz makes a new revelation that's sad it causes Doom to mock him...AND THAT'S JUST THE FIRST 18 MINUTES!!! 

Then they dive deep into the meat of the show and answer listener questions from @CornyJenkins, @MaidforMischief, @SteBoost, and @DanGentz while playing Battleship over the phone. 

They talk Indiana Jones, Hair Teeth, Long Intros, and asshats who whine about spelling. All that and more as Doom screws up the sign-off!

Episode 016: Brian Quinn's Hardcore Sex F**kin' Emergency

In this episode, due to a mystery benefactor the fellas have another giveaway! This time it's a digital copy of Star Wars: Rogue One so RT the pinned tweet for this ep from @NerdBlitzPod. Good luck! 

After the show gets rolling, they start off by talking some video games in a retroactive Pimp Spot which leads to Doom giving yet another Undertaker history lesson. 

Then Doom tells the rest of his Jury Duty stories, they then debates laws and the criminal justice system. 

After all of that, Fitz breaks down the 1st trailer for Star Wars Episode VIII The Last Jedi for his throttled co-host, they also do some heavy speculating. 

They finish it off by complaining about stupid a-hole name stealers! 

All that and more in this jumbo sized ep, so settle in for the fun, gang.

Episode 029: 70 Years Of Combined Failure

In this episode, the fellas get ghetto again as Fitz tries to go large scale and it turns out rinky dink! 

After a rapid fire session of Joke Corner, Doom curls up at Fitz's feet and chews his squeak toy while Fitz regales him with tales of a big con gone wrong. Be prepared to get sad and/or depressed as the story unfolds. 

Then they get all Star Warsy again as they break some Rebels news...3 months later and Mr. Fitz watches the trailer for season 4 as they talk. 

All that and more as Horton Hears A Huh in this record setting episode!

Episode 030: Ghetto Con 2 - Hey You're Randy Horton

Please turn off your cellphones and join Doom & Fitz as they take a long journey to a galaxy far far away. 

For our 5th Commentary we make a jaunt through lightspeed back to 1999's Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace Starring Liam Neeson, Natalie Portman, and Ewan McGregor. 

Fitz reminisces about all the times he saw this movie, including the PPV viewing in his bone zone getaway, and they both defend it from the many trolls and accusations it's battled in the 18 years since its release. 

Your focus determines your reality, which is listening to us talk about the rebirth of STAR WARS!!!

TNB Commentaries Episode 005: The Phantom Menace

In this episode, the fellas return from a recording hiatus caused by a death.

Buckle up as we reminisce a bit about a recently fallen father with some stories of near fiery death and a penguin induced asskickin'.

After they talk about that sadness, they celebrate the 1 year anniversary of The Camping Trip.

They answer questions from @SteBoost & @CornyJenkins (thanks fellas) about the Audio Drama, then they play casting director and make their picks for who they would get to play the characters in a film version.

It's not all mopey, lots of fun ahead, so come on in and enjoy, gang.

Episode 032: Guess Who Died 2 (The Camping Trip Is Still Available)

Episode 033: Quit Playin' With Yourself And Punch It!

In this episode, the roles are reversed as Doom is sick & downtrodden and Fitz is the energetic one! 

After a plug for their newest merch design, Doom brings up Fitz being older and Fitz proves it by reminiscing about jobs he had in the golden days of yore, and they both talk about running into local "celebrities" throughout the years. 

Oh yeah, you know how that new Star Wars picture opened yesterday? 

They talk about the title for the one after that being revealed and some of those Marvel things on Netflix that Doom finally watched some of. 

That's all I can remember, BYE!

Episode 041: Brian Quinn Likes Pink Zinfandel

In this episode, the fellas are takin' a deep dive into one of their favorite topics yet again and somebody pees on the floor! 

With little preamble, we dive right in and Doom drops some Star Wars novel news in Fitz's face before Fitz walks us through some Star Wars Rebels Spoilers. 

Doom watches a movie while they record, he gives a shoutout, trashes a crappy looking animated movie, teases some stuff, one of them loses their freakin' mind as they get a visitor, and so much more than you can shake a stick at!

Episode 048: Fortress Of Sodomy

In this episode, the fellas are talkin' toons, cahtoons, shee, the cahtoons of dare yout, when day was schmall, shee! 

After a sobering intro and mourning the loss of their forties, the grumpy guy and the Fitz guy talk about terrible variety shows, the repackaging of childhood memories to confuse and profit, friends that are Super and Amazing, then also other stuff is said with words to make the Hahas. 

They close the show out by learning a powerful lesson about growing up and all children being basically brain dead based on the dogshit they watch, and there's a bit more mixed in that makes it all worth while. 

Enjoy, gang!

Episode 049: Cartoon Maroons vol 1 - The Gene Slammer Begins

In this episode, the Con talk continues as Doom recounts his recent trek to Cave Con in Springfield, Mo. to see some Monkeys what done comed from Space.

Fitz gets to sit back and relax as Doom talks about meeting and getting intro bumps from Impractical Joker & Kentucky Colonel Brian "Q" Quinn and Comic Book Man & Steve-Dave who Tells 'Em Bryan "Pops" Johnson.

Also, we debut our 1st ever ***exclusive*** interviews with Comic Book Artist Larenzo Lizana and Comic Book Man & host of I Sell Comics Ming Chen!

Cool people were met, great fun was had, shoutouts abound and an OBL was nearly poached, so strap in and enjoy this fun ride through the adventure that was Cave Con 2018!

Special thanks to @gigiamk30 for making this possible.

Episode 064: Like A Make-A-Wish Kid 2: Gas Powered Dildo

In this episode, the fellas are taking a trip back to the bike shop and making bold claims while also clarifying shocking statements from recently past episodes. 

Fitz starts off talking about comics and just who exactly happens to be the perfect specimen of a man, while Doom gets creepy and connects EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN THING TO SCOOBY! 

Then we take a deep dive into our cartoon lists and talk robuts, scary war, animals, them titty shows, all kinds of the animes, and Mr. T rolling around with some kids in a van in a jam packed ep of goodness.

Episode 074: Cartoon Maroons Vol 2 - The One With The Bike Shop

In this episode, settle into them thar comfy seats of yours, grab some corn, and get ready for a hell of a ride as we take a trip through Dad jokes and dip into a topic from last episode.

Listen as we strap on our big boy pants and play amateur game designer, with an, as expected, Star Wars and Scooby-Doo flavor, as well take a look at the nuances of the Grand Theft Auto game series.

We wrap up the show by going back to the cartoon well for the 1st time in roughly a year and talk about all the toon shows we grew up watching separately and together as we revisit our yearly (except last year) tradition in this extra long and super fun episode of your favorite yahoos!

Episode 109: Cartoon Maroons Vol 3 - Are We Done Yet?

@TheScoobyDoom and @Fitzman73 talkin' mad nerd shit.

The Nerd Blitz

Pinned to spotlight

Popular tracks