ANOTHER, ANOTHER HIM

HI.
LET ME
INTRODUCE MYSELF:
I’M WING GASTER,
THE ROYAL SCIENTIST.
…
I HEAR YOU LIKE BERDLY.
THAT’S GOOD.
BECAUSE I MADE A THING
FOR YOU.
IT’S ABOUT BERDLY.
…
I PROBABLY
DIDN’T NEED TO SAY THAT.
…
OK THIS IS GETTING AWKW…