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Metro Gnome

Lord Of Flatulation

Holy Shit

Because He's An Asian

This is me singing on an alternate version of DJ REAL's hit tune, Shakira. It's available on his album, They'll Say "Yes" on djreal.bandcamp.com. Do it!

DJ REAL - Shakira (Chad Opitz on Vox)

This is a song dedicated to some of the worst people on the planet.... the hecklers. Dont be one, folks.

Lyrics, vocal arrangements by Chad Opitz
Produced with additional arrangement and instrumentation by DJ Real

The Heckler Song

"It's a living organism.... made out of some jism."

Baby Boom

Villains are heralded and heroes can fail, while teens buy identities down at the mall

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