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[INTRO]
Net-Freak’s live, so you know it’s about to hit
Anything can happen when he boots up his shit
DJ, developer, tech god with style (laugh)
Hard drives dying – no backup? That’s just his lifestyle

[VERSE 1]
Boots up O B S, the screen goes black
Alerts are delayed and the mic starts to crack
USB’s loose, stream deck’s cursed
Chat’s just laughing – “This is peak freak at his worst”
He starts DJ’ing, then spills beer on the keyboard
Chat spams "F" while he rewires the soundboard
His hard drive’s clicking like it’s saying goodbye
And yeah, of course he forgot to back up the guy!

[CHORUS]
Net-Freak, chaos in a man-shaped shell
Glitches, crashes – but it’s funny as hell
Chat’s crying laughing, saying: “This dude’s cracked”
He replies: “Yeah I know – and I still ain’t hacked!”
Tech breaks down, but he still won’t flinch
This stream’s held together with coffee and cringe
No clue what he’s doing – and that’s the appeal
He’s the bug in the system, but somehow it’s real

[VERSE 2]
Unstable like his camera stand
It falls mid-stream and he shrugs like: “Planned!!”
“It worked last night!” – now nothing’s set
The screen won’t boot but he blames the net
Clicks every tab like it’s all forbidden
And swears it’s a bug in Windows 11
He resets the scene, forgets where he is
Then laughs like a villain and calls it showbiz

[CHORUS – repeat]
Net-Freak, chaos in a man-shaped shell
Glitches, crashes – but it’s funny as hell
Chat’s crying laughing, saying: “This dude’s cracked”
He replies: “Yeah I know – and I still ain’t hacked”
Tech breaks down, but he still won’t flinch
This stream’s held together with coffee and cringe
No clue what he’s doing – and that’s the appeal
He’s the bug in the system, but somehow it’s real

[VERSE 3 – Innovation Special]
He’s a pioneer, a true trendsetter
Invented tech support... by making things worse, not better
First to stream in 144p
“Looks like art!” he says, proud as can be
Acts like he invented Twitch
Claims he coded it all on a camping switch
Always first with a brand-new feature
It’s working as planned... in a parallel future

[VERSE 4 – Samsung Special]
Won’t shut up ‘bout his Samsung phone
Says it's “next-gen tech” in a glitchy tone
Bootloops daily, won’t charge at night
But iPhones? “Overpriced garbage wrapped in white”
The screen's all green, the mainboard's fried
He flashes custom ROMs like he’s certified
Chat says “bro, it’s dead, let it go”
He says “Samsung for life” while the phone won’t show

[VERSE 5 – StreamerBot Special]
Won’t shut up 'bout StreamerBot life
Says “it runs the show” – but it cuts like a knife
Every scene, every cheer, every cam zoom-in
Breaks mid-stream and resets again
Buttons don’t work, chat commands freeze
His sub alerts whisper and then start to sneeze
Probably his fault, but he don’t know why
Just shrugs and says “It worked last July”

[OUTRO]
One-man circus, with wires on fire
His DJ booth’s balanced on an old spare tire
No plan, no fix, but always a grin
Net-Freak’s stream – no clue, just tune in
He’s screaming at drivers, his lights start to blink
The music cuts out, then returns with a clink
A monitor dies, his camera goes wide
He shrugs, sips a beer, and enjoys the ride

[CHORUS – repeat]

Net-Freak - Freakshow

[Verse 1]
He's up at six and makes a scene,
He struts around like he’s a queen. (Net-Freak!)
I swear his tail has extra bounce,
That’s not a bird, that’s an announcement!

[Pre-Chorus]
Tail so high it blocks the sun,
Flappin’ proud—yeah, cock’s begun!
(Early riser, always louder...)
He’s got the cluck no one can shun.

[Chorus / Drop]
Nice cock! (HEY!)
Feathers flappin', makin' Tik-Toks!
Poppin’ off like it’s non-stop—
This henhouse got no locks!

(Whip that tail, the coop’s in shock!)
He don’t peck—he bodyrocks.
Sweat drips—can't sleep in socks—
Damn, you seen that NICE COCK?!


[Verse 2]
He wakes the block with every cry,
The girls go wild, they don’t know why.
He’s red, he’s loud, and full of pride—
Some say he’s too much, but I just ride!

[Pre-Chorus]
Can’t coop him up, can’t turn him down—
This bird’s got fans across the town.
(Club lights flash, feathers spin...)
Every step’s a viral win.

[Chorus]
Nice cock! (YEAH!)
Feathers flappin’, breakin’ clocks! (HAHA)
Tail so lit it shades the sun—
Cock o’ fame, cock o’ fun!

He don’t quit when hens get near—
He’s been flexin’ all damn year.
Rooster-booster, poultry shock—
I just love my NICE COCK!

[Bridge]
He ain’t your grandpa’s barnyard fowl,
He crows in Gucci, struts with scowl.
LED shades, pecks on beat—
This cock’s elite, can't face defeat.


[Verse 3]
I tried to hide him in my shed,
But he escaped and shook his head.
Now he’s on OnlyHens at night—
Streaming live, full peckin’ rights.

[Verse 4]
I feed him seeds, he feeds me fame,
My cock’s got merch and NFT-game.
Don’t touch the bird unless you’re bold—
He’s hot, unhinged, pure poultry gold.

[Chorus – Final Drop]
Nice cock! (WHOA!)
Feathers slap with synths that pop!
Tail so high, DJs stop—
Hands up now, it’s time to drop!

He don’t walk, he struts and shocks—
Viral king of coop and clocks!
Feather god, we just can't mock—
ONE MORE TIME—NICE COCK!

Net-Freak

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