From the murky Ohio rivers, a new bird emerges.  What it is and whence it came no one knows, but we shall call it the Rooster Duck Turkey.

Song by: The Grillo's and Newski1  
Lyrics by Rose

Rooster Duck Turkey

Cover of Bearfighter1's "Fired From Christmas"

Music, vocals re-recorded, see the first Conspicuous Piles for lyrics.  

Conspicuous Piles take 2

In writing this song, I learned that the invention of the cotton gin unfortunately preserved arguments in favor of slavery because of the gross expansion in production.   Production went from 180,000 pounds of cotton in 1793 to 93 million TONS by 1810!!  Some slaves would tote 300 lbs a mile to the cotton gin and get some form of torment if they didn't pick enough.   This invention actually changed society for the worse, increasing the demand for slavery.  

Cotton Gin

This was done for a Christmas Song Exchange where we cover another local artists songs.  I was excited to get AJ!

Cover of AJ Gaither's "Faith of Fate"

Cover of Jason Buice's Video Guy for Christmas Song Exchange 2018.

Cover of Jason Buice's "Video Guy"

Cheers to California

Bacon Balm Booty Shake

He's got a murderous stare and wild crazy hair
All his costumes are made of bear

He puts his hair up in a basket
All his straws are made of plastic

Stealing candy from babies and poppin kids balloons
He's got a minion army of rabid baboons

My Hero...is an Anti-Hero...My Hero

He doesn't like to go out at night ya he'll
Start a fight in broad daylight

He'll teach you a lesson in microaggression
Call you the wrong pronoun just for some tension

Slappin puppies and clubbing baby seals
He'll drink your tears and eat nothing but veal

My Hero...

He'll put lemon juice in your paper cut
Ya we all know that hurts so much

Doesn't care about political correctness
He'll say whatever he wants just to test it

Walks across the street when the light is red
Ya someday he'll probably end up dead

My Hero...is an Anti-Hero