The guys talk about the famous episode of The Sopranos in which AJ goes on a sleepover.

Oh, and Tony kills a guy. 

EPISODE 005: "Commandments Against Ziti"

Brendan and Evan rehash The Sopranos episode, "Pax Soprana." Topics include Tony's sex dreams, Livia as The Godmother, and Junior Soprano's Nike Flyknit collab. 

NO F*CKIN' ZITI. A podcast about The Sopranos. Updates weekly. 


EPISODE 006: "If You Were a Dildo"

The guys chat about The Sopranos episode "Boca." This week, topics include Meadow's creepy soccer coach, the things that burn Artie's ass, and Uncle Jun's #worldclass oral sex skills.  

NO FUCKIN' ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos. 

EPISODE 009: "South of the Border"

The wait is finally over! Brendan and Evan return to break down The Sopranos season two premiere, “Guy Walks into a Psychiatrist's Office.” Suavely. 

Join them as they recap what’s been happening between seasons, talk about Pussy right off the bat, and discuss why Tony needs to be back in therapy. Plus, Christopher has new responsibilities, and Janice makes her debut (but the guys refuse to tell her what time they got in last night). 

It’s an all-new season of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. Welcome back, you weirdo fucks!

EPISODE 014: "You're the Man"

New year, new episodes of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. This week, hosts Evan and Brendan chat about The Sopranos season 2 episode, “Big Girls Don’t Cry.” Join the guys as they discuss Christopher’s acting class, Melfi’s inner feelings about Tony starting treatment again, and Furio’s big entrance/great hair. 

Plus, Paulie’s moving up in the world and Dr. Elliot Kupferberg gets a new nickname. It’s an all-new NO FUCKIN’ ZITI!

EPISODE 018: "You Bark I Bite"

Welcome back for another episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. This week, hosts Brendan and Evan recap the classic season two episode, “From Where to Eternity.” The guys discuss how the characters react to Christopher’s shooting, from Carmela’s crisis of faith to Paulie’s ghost hunting adventure. Plus, Pussy scores some points with Tony, we say goodbye to Matthew Bevilaqua, and the guys debate whether there is a supernatural element to The Sopranos. 

It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. An (almost) weekly podcast about The Sopranos. 

EPISODE 022: "Science Said He Was Dead"

Hosts Brendan and Evan break down The Sopranos season two episode, “Bust Out.” The guys discuss the possible murder charge looming over Tony, Carmela’s fleeting affair, and Davey Scatino’s planned bankruptcy. Plus, Richie’s making moves, and Janice will do it like you like (because you’re the best). 

It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos. 

EPISODE 023: "It Should Be You"

Hosts Brendan and Evan recap Tony’s trip to the office in the season two classic, “House Arrest.” Topics include the growing Richie problem, Junior’s relationship with Catherine Romano, and Tony’s boredom attacks after having to face the regularness of life. Plus, the guys have fun at the Garbageman’s Ball, and everyone’s back to hang at Satriale’s. 

It’s an all-new NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos. 

EPISODE 024: "I Don't Shit In A Box"

On this bonus-sized installment of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI, Brendan and Evan recap one of the series’ best episodes, “The Knight in White Satin Armor.” The guys discuss the surprising and memorable end to Richie Aprile, and how the show’s lifelike writing helped it pull off such a big shocker. Plus, Tony has problems with almost all of the women in his life, Pussy aka “The Fat Man” gets a little too close at the FBI, and Bobby is in awr of Junior. 

It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos. 

EPISODE 025: "He Takes the Clip Out"

Welcome to the last episode of season two of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI! This week, hosts Brendan and Evan break down the strange and tragic end to Big Pussy in the classic episode “Funhouse.” The guys discuss Tony’s fever dreams (what they mean and how fans reacted to them), Pussy and the FBI, and of course, that famous scene on the boat. 

Plus, Meadow graduates high school, and the Livia season three storyline that never was.

It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos. 

EPISODE 026: "A Touch'a Diarrhea"

This week on NO FUCKIN’ ZITI, Evan and Brendan recap a series highlight: season three’s “Proshai, Livushka.” The guys discuss Tony’s reaction to Livia’s unexpected-but-totally-expected death, Janice’s extreme narcissism, and why AJ maybe wasn’t that bad after all. Plus, the introduction of one of Tony's greatest antagonists, and Christopher has a few things to say. 

Eat ya eggs, baby. It’s an all-new NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A randomly scheduled podcast about The Sopranos. 

EPISODE 028: "Fat Fuckin' Nothin'"

NO FUCKIN’ ZITI returns with a new episode about season three’s “Fortunate Son.” Hosts Evan and Brendan discuss Christopher’s busy season, Jackie Jr. and his Oakleys, and AJ getting some time on the field. Plus, this season’s focus on parenting continues with a flashback to a young Tony taking a trip to the deli with his dad. 

It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos. 

EPISODE 029: "The Hair Apparent"

Brendan and Evan come out of retirement to discuss The Sopranos season three episode “Another Toothpick.” The guys recap Bobby Sr.’s bloody return to the mob life (and his battle with stairs), Tony and Carmela’s failed couple’s therapy experiment, and Junior’s secret health problems. 

Plus, Tony makes a stop at Fountains of Wayne, and things don’t go as planned for the FBI. These things come in threes, ya know. 

It’s an all-new episode of No Fuckin’ Ziti. 


EPISODE 031: "The Big Casino"

After going home for a few weekends to do laundry, Evan and Brendan return for a new episode of NFZ. This week, the guys start the podcast discussing their "Sunday Evening with David Chase" at the Vulture Festival in New York City. They return in the second half to break down “University,” discussing Ralphie’s new girlfriend Tracee, Caitlin’s serious anxiety problems, and Meadow and Noah taking the next step. 

It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A podcast that goes up whenever it feels like it. 

EPISODE 032: "I'm Not Most Guys"

This week on NFZ, hosts Brendan and Evan discuss a season four classic, “The Weight.” The guys talk about Johnny and Ginny’s marriage, how it differs from Tony's, why no one really likes Ralphie, and the hits that don’t quite happen. Plus, Junior joins a conference call, and the show ends with some more fan questions.

It’s an all new episode of NO FUCKIN ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos.

NFZ Season 4

EPISODE 043: "More Creative Than Spielberg"

This week on NFZ, the guys break down S4E5, “Pie-O-My.” Topics include Adriana’s digestive issues, Tony spending the birdseed money at the race track, and why Janice is just the worst. Plus, Junior misses Bobby, and JoJo Palmice returns.

It’s an all-new NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos.

EPISODE 044: "Patience on a Monument"

This week on NFZ, hosts Brendan and Evan discuss S4E7, “Watching Too Much Television.” Paul Walnuts finally returns, and the guys still don’t know what’s up with his song. 

It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos.

EPISODE 046: "The Ugly Girl At The Dance"

This week on NFZ, hosts Brendan and Evan spend a day in the countryside discussing S4E8, "Mergers and Acquisitions."

It's an all new episode of NO FUCKIN' ZITI. A sorta-weekly podcast about The Sopranos.

EPISODE 047: "Horse Whispering Shit"

This week on NFZ, hosts Evan and Brendan break down a Sopranos classic, “Whoever Did This.” The guys discuss the shocking death of Ralph Cifaretto and the darkly hilarious uncle-nephew bonding experience for Tony and Chris. 

It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos.

EPISODE 048: "What Sick Fuck?"

NO FUCKIN' ZITI is back! New year, same podcast. This week, hosts Brendan and Evan break down yet another classic, S4E10 “The Strong, Silent Type,” and say goodbye to one of the most iconic characters of the show, Cosette. Cosette, we’ll see you at the crossroads.

It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos.

EPISODE 049: "What, Was It Barkin'?"

In the season 4 finale, Evan and Brendan break down “Whitecaps,” quite possibly the series’ finest work. The guys discuss Tony and Carm’s epic fight and the mob war that doesn’t happen (yet).

It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A podcast about The Sopranos.

EPISODE 052: "Mother Fuckin' Goddamn Orange Peel Beef"

Season Premiere. Two estranged podcast hosts (Evan, Brendan) reunite to discuss the season five premiere of the hit HBO show, “The Sopranos.” (Strong Language, Sexual Situations)

It’s an all-new episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI. A weekly podcast about The Sopranos.

NFZ Season 5

EPISODE 053: "This About the Easter Baskets?"

“It’s Like Sun Tazoo Says…” Hosts Brendan and Evan reconvene to discuss yet another Sopranos episode. This time, it's “Rat Pack.” (Strong Language, Sexual Situations)

EPISODE 054: "It's Like Sun Tazoo Says..."

“Fowl Language.” The NO FUCKIN’ ZITI hosts meet with their parole officer to discuss “All Happy Families…” (Strong Language, Mature Situations)

EPISODE 056: "Fowl Language"

"The Sopranos: Lost in New York." Hosts Brendan and Evan awaken to find a stranger in their hotel bed who wants to discuss S5E11, "The Test Dream." (Strong Language, Unprepared Hosts)

EPISODE 063: "The Sopranos: Lost in New York"

"This Is Fuckin' Weird." Hosts Evan and Brendan move back in together and discuss arguably the best episode of the show (and maybe TV -- period), "Long Term Parking." (Strong Language, Smelly Valentines)

EPISODE 064: "This Is Fuckin' Weird"

The guys are up at 7am to meet with Mr. Gaveralo and discuss S6E11, “Cold Stones.” Even though it’s outdoors…and wintertime. (Strong Language, High-class Problems)

NFZ Season 6

EPISODE 076: "Lovers' Quarrel, Maybe"

“Playground’s Closed.” Season Finale. The guys trade their Gary Fishers for studio time to finally record their discussion on the Season 6A finale, “Kaisha.” (Strong Language, 50 Cent DVDs)

EPISODE 077: "Playground's Closed"

The one and only Steve Schirripa (aka Bobby Baccala) stops by to chat about his journey from Vegas to The Sopranos, the best places to eat in New York, and we get an update on The Soprano Starting Five. 

It’s an all-new, very special episode of NO FUCKIN’ ZITI.

NFZ Interviews

EPISODE 078: Special Guest Steve Schirripa

After one really long week, the guys pack up the studio and head north to debate the Free Parking rule and the Season 6B opener, “Soprano Home Movies.”

NFZ Season 6b

EPISODE 079: "Is This It?"

The guys get together at the country club to order Arnold Palmers, discuss S6E14 “Stage 5,” and talk about some weird dreams they’ve been having.

EPISODE 080: "We Had to Fully Commit"

The guys spend the night at Buckingham’s discussing S6E15, “Remember When,” over a big plate of nachos.

EPISODE 081: "Sea Vous Play"

After a string of bad gambling losses, the guys decide it’s probably better to stick to podcasting and return to the studio to discuss S6E16, “Chasing It.”

EPISODE 082: "An Oasis In My Week"

Hosts Evan and Brendan lie on the couch in the fetus position and talk Christopher’s struggles, AJ’s depression, and Little Paulie’s prank call skills in S6E17, “Walk Like a Man.”

EPISODE 083: "The Centennial of Dunkin' Donuts"

Under quarantine, hosts Evan and Brendan finally reunite via FaceTime to discuss yet another Top 86 episode, "Kennedy and Heidi."

EPISODE 084: "Always We Are Dumping Here"

Hosts Evan and Brendan are back for another week to discuss S6E19, "The Second Coming." Because they're good guys. Basically.

EPISODE 085: "No Flavor At All"

Hosts Evan and Brendan have a sit-down at Flatbush Bikini Waxing to discuss the penultimate episode of The Sopranos, "The Blue Comet."

EPISODE 086: "I Was Already Having So Much Trouble Maintaining"

Welcome to NO F*CKIN' ZITI, the first ever podcast dedicated entirely to The Sopranos. Hosts Evan and Brendan dish about life and their favorite show -- every episode, one podcast at a time. Funny and irreverent, NO F*CKIN' ZITI is for Sopranos fans, by Sopranos fans. 

Updates weekly, Sundays at midnight. Stay up late with us or save it for your morning commute.

Very Sopranos. Very NSFW. 

NO F*CKIN' ZITI

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