As if being 17 didn't suck enough, you still can't get vaccinated...
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Vocals by Jessica Kok and Jacen Bennett.
Audio production by Cameron McCredie.
Written and edited by Nib Oswald.
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Hi there, Gladys. 
We are sad, as 
more infection numbers rise
Lockdown measures, new restrictions
Stockpiled toiletry supplies
This “new normal” 
needs improving 
We’re all yearning to be free
We bake sourdough, 
can’t go out though
Where’s our herd immunity?

Locked down in quarantine
Here in my living room
Mask tucked beneath my chin 
And love life stuck in Zoom

Uber service
(It’s essential)
Once the restaurants all close
Catch the Metro
(Wear a face mask)
Why’s it underneath your nose?
QR scanning
(Bedroom yoga)
Business meetings over Skype
Staying inside (Wash your hands and)
Don’t forget to sanitise
(Wet wipes!)

Can’t we get our vaccine
Why are we last in queue?
Quickly inject it in
I want to be immune!

Hydroxychloroquine!
Hit me with UV light!
Soon I’ll transmit 5G
I wanna feel the boost
(Yeah, from your needle juice)
We gotta beat the queues
All riiiiight!

Got no plan, it’s 
(So mismanaged)
Since that Ruby Princess cruise
Give me Pfizer
(Or Moderna)
Slap a bandaid on the bruise

(Screw you, Covid-19!) 
Sick of this spicy flu
(Strengthen my lymphocytes) 
Safe from the I.C.U.

(Let me jump the queues)
Let me jump the queues!

No Vaccine (parody of Seventeen by Heathers: The Musical)

Nib Oswald