I search through the edit histories of Wikipedia articles, find all the times that they've been vandalized, and assemble the results into absurd narratives.  I call the project <A HREF="http://vandalshistory.blogspot.com">A Vandal's History of Everything</A>.

Fidel Castro: A Vandal's Biography

Cocaine: A Vandal's History

Salt and Pepper: A Vandal's History

Slash: A Vandal's Biography

A mashup of A Horse With No Name by America and Paul Revere by the Beastie Boys

A Beastie With No Name

<i>I'm happy when life's good, and when it's bad I cry.  I've got values but I don't know how or why.</i>

I'm an aspiring singer and humorist, with a day job in the IT field.

In the future, at a point when you are not expecting it, I may rock you.

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