Toddy Bday 2022.mp3

Ranch jam intermission discussion

Here We Go

Bus idea

SUE EMMA BDAY

The pages on the cally turned o-va to November
When the temperature’s drop and the peo-ple start to shiver 
And with Christmas round the corner you should hire a caregiver
It’s a real test on the liver milk punch flows just like a river

Have you seen The Clear Fork Trinity 
Right there in the Fort Worth vicinity
There lives Jonathan in all his masculinity
Alongside our big Sister Sarah, the picture of divinity

Daaamn, y'all know we talking bout that Ellis Clan
Maaaan, everybody be buyin that Ellis brand
All them other families they just being some jealous fans
CEOs up in here bringing bacon to the fam

s-s-s-Sarah!
Just a beautiful woman with a beautiful life, it's only fair
Cause you're the sweetest thing alive
j-j-j-Jonathan!
You're the man of the pack, you bring the family to life, you really care
To give your kids the greatest life that they'll ever have

They got a romance datin back to the Mesozoic era 
Back at MKCHS where JR first laid eyes on Sarah
Other playas tried ta date her he said “oh don’t you dare-a”
I’m her only teddy bear-a she’s my maureen o’hara

Yo let me take you for a ride through this couple’s history
About a decade with the rings on that ain’t no mystery
But did you know about the early stages of their chemistry
Dat boy was crushing on dat girl before the twentieth century

Sarah!
Just a beautiful woman with a beautiful life, it's only fair
Cause you're the sweetest thing alive
j-j-j-Jonathan!
You're the man of the pack, you bring the family to life, you really care
To give your kids the greatest life that they'll ever have

We gonna take a lil break now to
Shout out to Ky and Sue Sue who
Just gave birth to baby number two
We’re so excited and so proud of you



Sorry for the short detour, let’s kick it back to S&Jay 

You know they got three little angels bout that I ain’t messin, hey

Uncle nick you wanna tell’em bout these angel blessings, bae

Those little monsters damn near perfect got me thinking that shit’s cray



I’ll be happy to oblige if you’ll just throw over the the mic

Let’s start with Emma she’s the perfect girl so sweet so dreamlike

Now I give you Jack the daredevil no training wheels on bike

And Julia’s as smart as I am though she’s just a little tyke



Yo this couple’s so friendly it’s like they Ross & Rachel

It’s gettin hot up in this track you know the opposite of glacial

20 birthdays spent together since your very first date so

Pour yourself a glass of bubbly cuz it’s time to celebrate y’all


s-s-Sarah!

Just a beautiful woman with a beautiful life, it's only fair

Cause you're the sweetest thing alive

j-j-j-Jonathan!

You're the man of the pack, you bring the family to life, you really care

To give your kids the greatest life that they'll ever have

NickCSchwartz

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