Has anybody here seen Johnson, Johnson with the long blond hair
Prime Minister says Prime Minister claims, Prime Minister just doesn’t care

Johnson lies on principle, Trumps post truth extravaganza
Fancy words, full of bull and populist propaganda
Doris wants to be John Bull so full of derring do
He thinks he might be churchill too but of course he’s just winnie the pooh

Has everybody here seen Johnson, Johnson with the long blond hair
He’s not the brightest spark, in fact he isn’t all there

Johnson was a journalist on some right wing Murdoch rag
He’s just another dilittante old etonian slag
He’d like to fight the flab, sees himself as Jack the Lad
But he’s our Billy Bunter, our Bullingdon club cad

Has anybody here seen Johnson, Johnson with the long blond hair
He’s a nasty piece of work, he's a lazy shirk, he’s on a wing and a prayer 

Johnson wouldn’t know the truth, if it bit him on the arse
He’ll promise you the moon but it’ll all end up in farce
Doris is the one who could finally bring us down
Britannia ruled the waves but now she’s governed by a clown

Has everybody here seen Johnson, Jonson with the long blond hair
Why do we have a Prime Minister who looks like an over-ripe pear

Liar liar pants on fire

Pearl For Swine

Yes he’s yesterdays man, he’s a fan of the ku klux klan
When November comes rolling around, lets chase that clown out of town

He promised to lower taxes, and he did it for the rich
Those silicon billionaires, they know that he’s their bitch

He’s a TV drama queen, and man, does he love to preen
He’s a Russian doll a Russian troll, he’s a mole for Vlad Putin

He tells you that he loves you, he lied to us all
He promised he would help you, but now he’s screwed you to the wall

Yes he’s yesterdays man, he’s a fan of the ku klux klan
When November comes rolling around, lets run that clown out of town

Elected by 25 percent, he’s lied and he’s lied and he’s lied
He’s just an apprentice president, in November we’ll tell him « you’re fired »

He’s fanned the flames of the culture wars, he’s gone against all the good grains
It’s a stain upon America’s name, that he did it all for personal gain

He’s turned us against one another, he’s set brother against brother
He said I’ll make you great again, but all he’s done is cause us pain

Yes he’s yesterdays man, he’s a fan of the ku klux klan
When November comes rolling around, lets vote that clown out of town
Yes he’s yesterdays man, he’s a fan of the ku klux klan

nickleonard

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