Hey there Chen.
Hey. Hiya. Hi.
This is weird.
I can see that.
But it’s not what it looks like.
Can you put the bat down? No?

Please hold on, I’ll explain.
(sung)
I will show you that I’m not insane.
Listen Chen, and you'll see
We are destiny.

Chen, I need you around me.
That’s why I broke in your place.
That’s why you came home and found me
With your underwear pressed to my face.

Cause Chen,
You may not recall the day that we met.
But it’s a day I’ll never forget.
Scrolling my Tumblr dash. 
You made me have a hot flash. 

And then,
You started singing Baby Don't Cry 
I really thought I was going to die! 
You winked and you cast your spell
And well, Chen, that’s the moment I fell.

If it’s a crime to follow a guy all the way home
And memorize his address.
Then I guess I am guilty
Of loving you to excess.

And Chen,
I may not be in very good shape.
But I can climb a fire escape.
And I do not even mind 
That you shut your living room blinds. 

Cause Chen,
I bought a real nice camera with zoom.
Found me a tree with a view of your room.
ChenChen it makes me weep
That you look so cute when you sleep.

If it’s a crime to take some pictures of a guy
In various states of undress
Then I guess I am guilty
Of loving you to excess.

I see you eyeing up that window there, but Chen let me speak.
I’m not some psycho like that girl who tried to kiss you last week. She didn't even try to steal your socks or touch your face as you left your car. 
So I hit that asshole with my car.

And Chen,
I am a sweet and amorous chick
I carved your name with a rusty ice pick. I wrote you a love haiku
Out of all the blood that I drew.

So Chen,
Just take my hand and please be my spouse.
We’ll live in the bunker I built ‘neath my house.
We’ll spoon in the candle light.
And I’ll sniff your feet every night.

And Chen,
On Sundays I’ll unlock you from your chain.
We’ll have a nice dinner and sip champagne.
We’ll make sweet love all night long
Just you… and me… and my dog.

If it’s a crime to hold a guy's grandmother hostage
Until he agrees to say yes
Then I guess I am guilty.
I confess I am guilty.
Like sentenced to life guilty
Of loving you to excess.

(spoken)
So, what do you say Chen?

Chen- To Excess

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