I knew it was coming, but I almost spit out my water

Shitposts 2nd

Can You Get Me Much Higher

i'm just gonna let the thumbnail speak for itself

same key and 3 bpm apart

too be honest, i dont mind the song. just wished she used her own instrumental.

anxiety, but with a much better royalty free instrumental

Sorry, but the compressed one hit the download limit. You can still download this one, but you'll have to compress it yourself if you want to use it for skype

Skype Ringtone (Original)

when mr. krabs isn't home

Will frigging turn the frogs gay for a copy of Nuclear Throne:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/o_laf/

Turnin' Frogs Gay

National Formuoli Day

Today I was walking to my friends house in the neighborhood, @alexjhan, and a bug flew on the back of my neck halfway up the neighborhood. I swatted it, not knowing what it was or thinking much of it. But it then it proceeded to fall into my shirt and was flying around in the back of my shirt. I tried shaking out my shirt, thinking that it had flown away, and started walking again. I was then stung by the little twat and threw my phone and cigarette into the air due to shock. It hurt like a bitch. I eventually came to the conclusion that it made it's way out of my shirt (again, unable to see it as it was behind me) and started to walk once more. I was then stung two more times in my back, and it kept flying around inside of my shirt. I was freaking out and in much pain, and I ended up pulling up my shirt over my head in the middle of my neighborhood (I hope nobody was outside/looking out their window) and had figured that was the end of it, so I put my shirt back on, picked up my phone and cigarette and once more, started walking toward alex's house. MOTHER OF FUCK IT WAS STILL IN MY SHIRT. I drop my phone and cigarette again and feel it flying down my sleeve, stinging me along my arm. I pull my arm out of the sleeve and look down my neck hole trying desperately to at least spot the smug bastard. But he was never to be found. I made this shitpost out of stress.

Bee City

very busy with school shit, have a family guy shitpost

Ey 🅱edro (Sorry I haven't uploaded much, very busy)

i regret this.




thumbnail by kappapride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q-HpIDYQCs

i like a quick train

can't be bothered to put a better description

Vivaldi Vida

This is my most popular rip and it just got posted onto Twitter without credit to me or SiIvaGunner, and was also in some Darling in the Franxx shitpost a while back, idk for some reason this one is getting around so here it is.  

Pic is a funny rave.dj from like half a year ago

Buy Me To The Moon

I'D RATHER BE LISTENING TO THE GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING 1999 HIT SMOOTH BY SANTANA FEAT. ROB THOMAS OF MATCHBOX TWENTY OFF THE MULTI-PLATINUM ALBUM SUPERNATURAL

Smooth Lights

another cleveland shitpost? im being generous lately

original post: https://twitter.com/Wario_Jojo/status/1142943387101933569

The Cleveland Dad

the chronicles of creeper and edge continue

Green Day Sings the Wrong Song

I hope my college friends don't find this account. 

Go follow my second account below for more mashups

i like a quick train

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