I don't like patchouli, I don't like patchouli
If you think I do man then you don't really know me
I don't like patchouli, I don't like patchouli
I'm not tryin to hate man I'm only speakin truly

Class of 87 with a good enough diploma
Adolescent years at the Botega and the Roma
Provo park dwellin with the people sellin gold weed
Ruthies Inn player with my slay team homies
Skatin down to Subway to get a grip of 6 strings
Change in my pocket for a Silverball fix
See all I'm really sayin if you ever wanna quote me
This little ninja spent some time down in Berkeley
But...

I don't like patchouli, I don't like patchouli
If you think I do man then you don't even know me
Cuz I don't like patchouli, I don't like patchouli
I'm not tryin to hate man I'm only speakin truly

I don't mind your clothes or your thoughts about nature
We know mother earth is the original gangster
Providing all the herb that has brought us here together
Starin' at your girlfriend twirlin with a feather
Please mister hippie dude bag it up quick
There's a stench in my sinuses that's making me sick
And it smells like the scent of the recently deceased
Yeah I get the irony I'm outta here, peace

I don't like patchouli, I don't like patchouli
I think I need a shirt that says "I don't like patchouli"
I don't like patchouli, I don't like patchouli
I aint afraid a dirt man I don't like patchouli

I don't like patchouli, I don't like patchouli
No I've never seen the dead man cuz I don't like patchouli
I don't like patchouli, I don't like patchouli
That's  what I said man I don't like patchouli  
  
If I had a choice between smellin that perfume
And gettin beat down by a hippy with a broom stick
There'd be no confusion I would pick contusion
A hippy with a broom would at least be amusing
But now you got a clipboard under a petition
Standin on the corner makin money guilt trippin
Smellin like a hackey sack buried in a Yaks back
Drowning in a moat with a black plague rat trap
Covered in the sweat of billy goats sphincter
Tryin to pinch a brick through a brown eyed winker
A never ending story of a stench so sad
I gotta a blog about you I call it bog smell bad
Like a diaper on a Buffalo that's inside out
Like salmonella rotting in a Kangaroo Pouch
It's kinda like Snoopy peeing on Droopy
Rolling in some grass all covered in poopy
Hoopee Doopee him got' em plan
To smell like a gopher just crapped in your hand
So go save a whale or a seal if you can
But you don't have to smell like 'em both understand 
Peace hope unity love and happiness
Should never ever smell like Gorillas in the mist
So no I won't sign that send me an e mail
Find me on the facebook and go grab a wash pail
Like I said before and I mean this truly
It's not really you man I don't like patchouli

I don't like patchouli, I don't like patchouli
I think I need a shirt that says I don't like patchouli
I don't like patchouli, I don't like patchouli
I aint afraid a dirt man I don't like patchouli

I don't like patchouli, I don't like patchouli
I've never seen the dead man cuz I don't like patchouli
I don't like patchouli, I don't like patchouli
That's  what I said man I don't like patchouli

NinjaPreez

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