02 - capitalist luigi

[capitalist luigi]
art by @ pppp#0710
- mario
- money/corruption/capitalism/advertising
- the beach/precious metals

[sources]
ren - money game part 2 [money/corruption/capitalism]
100 gecs - money machine [money]
the 88 - biggering [money/corruption/capitalism]

She Sells Thneed Shells

[capitalist luigi]
track by @eggboite
art by @ pppp#0710
- mario
- money/corruption/capitalism/advertising
- the beach/precious metals

[sources]
naz3nt - mario kart wii title theme remix [mario]
starbomb - welcome to the mario party [mario, money (because mario is rich)]
various luigi's mansion luigi sfx [mario]
brentalfloss - mario kart 8 with lyrics [mario]
new super mario bros. wii - underground theme [mario]

A Millionaire Party

[EVERYONE]
[sources]
fortnite - electro-fied lobby [fortnite]
2^ - jetblack redaction [mysteries]
homestuck - sburban jungle [confusing plots]
ghost - the chattering lack of common sense [vocoding, mysteries]
talking heads - once in a lifetime [david byrne, valve]
the chalkeaters - count to three [the chalkeaters]
sock.clip - lo-fight [friday night funkin]
bomba estero - soy yo [advertising]
lemon demon - ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny [comedians, newgrounds]
lildeucedeuce - beep beep i'm a sheep [web animation]
eurobeat brony - discord [chaos, corruption]
neil cicierega - who [comedians]

[the chattering lack of stakes - no stakes bracket bracket]

[capitalist luigi]
art by @ pppp#0710
- mario
- money/corruption/capitalism/advertising
- the beach/precious metals

[sources]
flyxthekid - pigstep remix [precious metals/corruption]
the crank squad - crank dat super mario [mario]
minecraft - pigstep [precious metals/corruption]

yoshi-step

Track by: @valoregal
Art by: @babybowser101

Super Mario World - Fortress (Bowsie - Nintendo villains)
Snoop Dogg - Drop It Like It's Hot (Pre-2013 memes, plants?)
Patricia Taxxon - Castle Sinclair Grinigoe (Val - Patricia Taxxon)
ミラクルミュージカル - Time Machine (Bowsie - Time)
Doja Cat - Say So (Val - Cats)
Daft Punk - Around The World (Bowsie - Vocoded vocals, masks)
100 gecs - money machine (Bowsie - Autotuned vocals)
Masked Wolf - Astronaut In The Ocean (Bowsie - Masks)
Kirby Super Star Ultra - Gourmet Race (Both - Nintendo villains, pre-2013 memes)
Studio Killers - Jenny (Bowsie - Covered by The Living Tombstone)
Post Malone ft. 21 Savage - Rockstar (Val - Undertale fandom)
The Living Tombstone - My Ordinary Life (Bowsie - The Living Tombstone)
Nelward - Ghost (Bowsie - Ghosts, vocoded vocals)
Patricia Taxxon - Catch These Hands (Val - Patricia Taxxon)
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Val - Pre-2013 memes)

Castle Machine 2: It Gets Gayer

[capitalist luigi]
art by @ pppp#0710
- mario
- money/corruption/capitalism/advertising
- the beach/precious metals

[sources]
super mario 3d world - world bowser [mario]
ren - money game part 2 [money/corruption/capitalism]
100 gecs - money machine [money]
ed helms - how bad can i be? [money/corruption/capitalism]

victory! capitalist luigi

[transmission 01 - commander video]
art by @ pppp#0710

[sources]
pascal michael stiefel - trainwreck of electro swing [indie platformers]
rayman legends - castle rock [rhythm games]
dj shadow ft. de la soul - rocket fuel [space]
nerdout - imposter imperceptible [space]
yakuza 0 - baka mitai [rhythm games]
kawai sprite - fresh [rhythm games]
smash mouth - all star [celestial objects]

[incoming transmission - 01] train fuel

Track: @phase999
Character Art: twitter.com/DrawinDev
Character Represented: Over Justice

- Songs from Studio Trigger properties
(Kill La Kill, Gurren Lagann, Promare)
- Songs from Gainax properties
(Neon Genesis Evangelion, Napping Princess, Dead Leaves)
- Songs related to the police, jails, and the justice system
(Sound of da Police, I Don't Wanna Be Free, Ace Attorney)

Sources:
Hiroyuki Sawano feat. Laco - NEXUS (Trigger)
Sayonara Ponytail - Shin Sekai Koukyougaku (Trigger)
Tanaka Kouhei - Fly High (Gainax)
Electric Light Orchestra - Twilight (Gainax)
Miles Malone - This is Our Time (Jails - Hoxton Breakout)
TeddyLoid - Dancefloor Orgy (Gainax)
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Opening Theme (Police)
Shin Sakiura feat. AAAMYYY - NIGHT RUNNING (Trigger)
Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney - Cornered (Justice System)
Run The Jewels - Legend Has It (Jails - Music Video)
Jamiroquai - Runaway (Offsource)

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Twilight Nexus

does anyone actually read these? either way, this match was closer than we expected at the start.

the winner of [lr1m2] is...
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zalbo.
69.1%-30.9%

[lr1m2] results

Track: @abluetomato
Character Art: @e-twoup
Character Represented: The Pyro

- Songs from Valve games and popular fan content surrounding them
(Team Fortress 2, Half Life, Left 4 Dead)
- Songs related to fire
(Ring of Fire, Burning Down the House, We Didn't Start the Fire)
- Songs related to saccharine things
(My Little Pony, Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows, California Gurls)

Songs Used:
Minecraft OST - Pigstep (Fire)
Fall Out Boy -  My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Fire)
Adele - Set Fire To The Rain (Fire)
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - Grumble Volcano (Fire)
Team Fortress 2 - Main Theme (Valve)

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Scorched Memories

Track: @abluetomato
Character Art: @user-780418779
Character Represented: Top Tutorialists

- Songs from 3D Sonic Games (Excluding songs that relate to Knuckles)
(City Escape, His World, Sonic Heroes)
- Songs from Legend of Zelda games featuring sidekicks
(Watch Out!, Great Fairy Fountain, Midna's Lament)
- Songs featuring characters who interrupt gameplay
(How to Use FLUDD, Hau/Hop Battle Theme, Toadsworth Screaming in the Sewers)
- Songs related to tutorials and training
(Gonna Fly Now, Your Best Friend, Brain Training)

Sources Used:
Punch-Out!!  - Jogging (Training)

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Hit 'Em, Mac!

buildup by eggboite. sorry for the technical difficulties lmao

the winner of [r2m1] is...
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capitalist luigi.
63%-37%

[r2m1] results

[transmission 04 - lights on a truck]
art by @ Maruin#1102
- the stupendium/frequent collaborators
- christmas/snow/the cold/other holidays
- lights/advertising/capitalism
- songs about exposing the truth

[sources]
the living tombstone, fandroid - don't tattle on me [christmas]
the stupendium - and so we fall [the stupendium, capitalism, songs about exposing the truth]
kanye west, rihanna, kid cudi - all of the lights [lights]
fred - christmas is creepy [christmas, songs about exposing the truth]
dan bull - robocopyright [capitalism, stupendium collaborators, songs about exposing the truth]
element animations - your door was locked [christmas, songs about exposing the truth]

[incoming transmission - 04] shedding light

Title: CHANCE Results Buildup
Arranger(s): phase#0867
Art: @DFX#2095
SOURCES:
Daft Punk - Harder Better Faster Stronger
Daft Punk - Human After All
Ylvis - What Does The Fox Say?
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Salutations, audience. This is FAUX speaking, here to remind that for the bracket and beyond, we are officially moving to our second account at https://soundcloud.com/chance_second_impact . By following this, you'll be able to see the latest and greatest from our team.

In addition, we have decided to release the regular version of our results buildup early. As of today, we're over 3/4's done with WR1 and are getting close to the finish line in terms of preparations. We aim to get started soon- give us a little more time and we'll show you that we're something special.

Until then, I'll be seeing you later.

-FAUX

[CHECK DESC.] CHANCE Results Buildup

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

-start

Subject: Coach Buzzcut
Noted by: Scurvy J. Biscuit

So off the bat immediately, this man was at no point intended to be a subject. Perhaps through dumb luck, or maybe sheer mortal fucking will, he managed to find his way into our clutches. Fellow members such as myself attest that he overpowered them with voice alone, shouting about reproductive organs and contorting his body in strange ways as he walked through [REDACTED].

Right, the white noise. . . As for the "subject's" exposure to the white noise, it was bafflingly swift. He expressed no signs of pain to any effect, though did seem to be heavily hallucinating, yelling at people that simply were not there, once again regarding sexual organs and bodily functions associated with them. Once he seemed well and done with his routine, he was devoured by the white noise.

As amoral or against policy as it may be, I must admit that the copy that came out was endlessly entertaining. Whereas prior, the man who we would learn to be named "Coach Buzzcut", prior citizen of [REDACTED], had some semblance of sanity and motive left in him, aggressive yet still coherent, his copy was entirely different.

His copy was in a way, an incredibly flanderized replica of himself, now constantly making noise and inhumanly moving around, yelling far more, and somehow managing to be more crass. Further study is required, though I believe that I may need to [REDACTED] in order to [REDACTED]. End Log.

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Sources
- Songs from or featured in Beavis & Butthead
- American Adult Animation Originals
- Songs related to School & Education
- Songs with Ironic Sexual Themes

Original:
- Separate Ways - Journey (Featured in B&B [In The ''Talking About The Penis'' Episode])
- Bojack's Theme - Bojack Horseman (Adult Animation)
- Robot Hell - Futurama (Adult Animation)
- Another Brick In The Wall - Pink Floyd (School)
- Madness 6 - Riddle School (School)
- Say Good-Bye - Sex 2 (Ironic Sexual Content)
- Iraq Lobster - Family Guy (Adult Animation)
- School - Deltarune (School)
- Principal's Office - Young MC (School/Featured in B&B)
- Coach Buzzcut & School Bell SFX

We'll Be Talking About Our Lives   [experiment - coach buzzcut]

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Track: @carmelfunny
Art: @beat5kids, Alluma
Characters Represented: Giant Enemy Duo, Takumi Fujiwara

Giant Enemy Duo's Sources:
- Songs associated with Feudal Japan
(Genji 2: Days of the Blade, Burned Tower, YASUKE)
- Songs featuring beatboxing
(Cartoon Beatbox Battles, Mirrors, Supersonic)
- Songs related to Jerma985
(Rats Birthday Mixtape, Pirate Marching Band, jermaBars)
- Songs related to spiders, crustaceans, and giant enemies
(Spider Dance, Crab Rave, Kaiju Media)

Takumi Fujiwara's Sources:
- Songs from Initial D
(Running in the 90's, Deja Vu, Gas Gas Gas)
- Songs in the Eurobeat genre
(Go to the Top, Kingdom of Rock, Adrenaline)
- Songs related to racing
(F-Zero, Cars, Ridge Racer)

Sources:
Mute City - Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Takumi - Racing)
Initial D - Hero Samurai (Both - Feudal Japan / Initial D)
Total Drama - Harold Beatboxing (GED - Beatboxing)
Mario Kart Wii - Coconut Mall (Takumi - Racing)
Attack On Titan - Guren No Yumiya (GED - Giant Enemies)
fast jerma vs purple alien - Purple Alien Theme (GED - Jerma)
DJ Command - Spider's Blood (Both - Spiders, Feudal Japan / Eurobeat)
Joe Woody - bigmac drive thru rap (GED - Beatboxing)
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (GED - Crustaceans)
Initial D - Running In The 90's (Takumi - Initial D)
Family Guy - Iraq Lobster (GED - Crustaceans)
quagsirus - Sussy Eurobeat (Both - Jerma / Eurobeat)

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[LR4 M4] Phase 2 ~ The Euro[BEAT]Box Experience

an eight character bracket with no stakes. make sure to tune in.
ran by @orange-lasagna-cat, who makes the uncredited tracks.
playlist art by @maruin-vevo

[r2m1] results

[no stakes bracket] - [all kids out of the pool]

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