Oh you don't even smile x boring life

Who Are You I Dont Know X Change- Deftones  {Spiderman}

Ruined my sleep schedule so I could make this 😍😍

beware - Deftones (slowed down with kevin levrone, batman and tom platz)

Everlong x anakin

sorry for not being consistent lately, thank you for 700+ followers!

Original song: https://open.spotify.com/track/5MRWG1owcChqkYFIzsYlMb?si=e1b14d60544845a7 by Wisp

Kevin Levrone x Your Face - Wisp (Axurya Edit)

I do it over and over again - in my head

Quannnic - Life Imitates Life + Tom Platz GYM MOTIVATION+SLOWED+BASSBOOSTED

Deftones - Change x (Kevin Levrone - Rich Piana - Mike Mentzer)Best parts + Slowed.mp3

Deftones - My Own Summer - Slowed To Perfection + Guts Rage

Gallowdance X Anakin 'I have brought peace freedom justice and security to my new empire'

griffith’s dream x basement - covet (bass boosted gym remix).m4r

crystal castles - Leni - "you cannot change" + tom platz

Collaboration with @prodghesti and @realv1nce. Go show some love!

Tom Platz x There’s A Reason You’re Alone (Vincemp3) | Prodghesti x Leonidas

Original track by @radiohead (all credits, non profit use only!)

Edit by @prodghesti

Lee Priest x Dorian Yates - (Radiohead) Creep | Edit x Slowed

EDM Polka Metal.

Lyrics:

I was just on holiday. An island, miles away from anyone who makes me sad.

I left the resort. Went for a walk and stumbled in to something bad.

Now:

Alien pirates are hunting me down because I stumbled into their lair, underground.

I found a small cave and thought I'd be brave. I stumbled in. But I had committed some sin.

It was an alien pirate lair. I had gone down the stair. Found some treasure and shit.........And, maybe, taken a bit....

So now:

Alien Pirates are chasing me!

Alien pirates are hunting me down because I stumbled into their lair, underground.

Oh shit.

I'm in trouble.

The Aliens are grey and ugly. With nasty breath. They disgust me. They look like they smoke meth.

One had tried to seduce me.... And I resisted, not a bit. We touched passionately......

Then I stole its loot and shit.

So now:

Alien pirates are hunting me down because I stumbled into their lair, underground.

Help!

This is seriously scary!

I'm not kidding!

Send help!

Somebody call my wife!

Don't mention the alien sex part.

In fact, forget you heard that.

IT'S FAKE NEWS!!

The Aliens are grey and ugly. With nasty breath. They disgust me. They look like they smoke meth.

One seduced me.... I suckled on alien tit. We made love dramatically......

Then I stole its loot and shit.

Literal shit.

They shit diamonds.

I shit you not.

It's gotta hurt.

I've been inside that hole.

It's really tight. 

The diamonds are huge. 

Bigger than a fist.

Let that sink in for a moment.....

Ouch.

And the diamonds are sharp.

Like razor sharp.

Evolution boggles the mind.

Imagine how weird their planet is?

Like, what had to happen for a species to evolve into razor sharp diamond shitters whose method of extraction involves pushing said diamonds through a hole that I could barely enter.

I'm not even that big.

Average.

Maybe a bit below average. But not much.

Look, my wife doesn't complain. 

Stop minimising short penises.

Anyway.

Alien pirates are hunting me down because I stumbled into their lair, underground.

Everlong x anakin

Noah

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