A selection of soundbites, ringtones, or whatever you want to call them, created by processing a .DLL file as a RAW waveform. A great deal of time-stretching, pitch-shifting, and other audio effects were used. 

Kernel Sub

Kernel Vox stretch

Ping return

Rodentia

TARDIS in a bottle

The tape you left sitting on the dash of your car for 3 years straight

Windows' deep sense of foreboding

I barely remember making this. I believe this is the result of me experimenting with generative sequencing in Bidule, and trying out some physical modeling synthesis. 

noisegeek