Name: White People Didn't Like Avocados Yet by Noisy Ghost Podcast
Duration: 1 h 2 min 13 s
Description: On episode six, Eleanor Claus and her consumptive reindeer Erik and André croak out a few Christmas songs from "A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector," with a special ghost - writer Molly McArdle!

On episode six, Eleanor Claus and her consumptive reindeer Erik and André croak out a few Christmas songs from "A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector," with a special ghost - writer Molly McArdle!

White People Didn't Like Avocados Yet

​I Don't Hate This is recorded in front of a live studio audience. In STEREO (where available). We welcome Brandon Alvendia, our first guest ever, to the podcast as he welcomes us into his exhibtion The Great Good Place. Recorded on location at Threewalls. Nina, Erik and Brandon discuss his exhibition, tree rodent dating sagas and being a reverse hoarder. All this and more on our 20th episode!

The Great Good Podcast

Eleanor and André reading John Cage's "Silence" for William Pope L's "Cage Unrequited" at the Museum of Contemporary Art in Chicago, IL. Erik Wenzel performed moments earlier, but was not recorded.

Cage Unrequited

Nina went on a boat and to her complete and utter horror found it full of art available for purchase. We discuss vacation cruises, populism, elitism, price-points and which islands have cats and which ones have alcoholic monkeys. 

Basically The Comic Looking Like

Fully exploiting the global resources of the Callot Media Empire, Erik and Nina are joined via Skye by sculptor Olivia Martin Moore, reporting in Berlin. 

And Then at Some Point They Bring out A Box Turtle

The City Chicago is in a pension crisis! And in order to pay for it Mayor Rahm Emanuel is raiding the treasures of the city’s cultural heritage! Join a dowager countess, a trophy wife, a thinly veiled caricature of Julian Schnabel and a security guard as they pay top dollar for works in the Art Institute’s collection. It’s Masterpiece, the board game that brings all the fun and intrigue of the money-laundering and tax-dodging international art world to the kitchen table. Special Guest: "Fucking Delightful" Aja Saunders.


Masterpiece

Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to mix Tequila and Dr. Pepper. Maybe it was an even worse idea to start recording a podcast afterwards. But either way, I Don't Hate This is proud to take you on an inebriated journey through Art History's greatest moments where we learn a thing or two about the Mona Lisa, Napoleon, Louise Élisabeth Vigée Le Brun and her toothy smile, and a certain monarch's alleged horse related proclivities. 

Drunk Art History: The Lost Episode

We are joined by bean magnate and architecture impresario Keefer Dunn. Architecture, white cubes, ziggurats and telephonophobia are discussed. We also talk about the real need to get hacienda style Taco Bells on the historic register.

Preserving Taco Bell

Many people are troubled by the world and scared about the future. But there is good news, if you are willing to hear it. Are you a rebel who will be judged or are you willing to accept The Risen Trump? Which way do you want to live?

Which Way Do I Want To Live

The gang accidentally went for drinks after brunch last Saturday. On the walls of the bar we were confronted with works of art including a painting of a fish mounted to a plaque mounted to a wall. Co-host Nina joined us after receiving local anesthetic at the dentist.
Additional topics: 
Ice storms
Humping, dry

Critiquing A Fish

We ran into each other on the bus in a meet-cute. And like a romcom we were supposed to meet at the art opening but went to different galleries. Our star-crossed podcasters discuss the recent Christopher Williams exhibition at Corbett vs. Dempsey, podcast mattresses, the new default d-bag voice and smooshing koosh.

White People Didn't Like Avocados Yet

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