Podfic of Clueless, a series of humorous vignettes where the crew observe the developing relationship between Ed and Stede

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“Out of Control” by parrlen (OFMD)
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: Stede bought a new toy that turned out to be defective, and he needs Ed's help to get it out ;)
Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44068530
Author’s Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Sex Toys, Butt Plugs, Vibrators, Misunderstandings, Coming In Pants, Coming Untouched, Overstimulation, Multiple Orgasms, Love Confessions, First Kiss, First Time, Soft Dom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, brat stede Bonnet, Dirty Talk, Breathplay, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Riding, Idiots in Love, Stede Bonnet has had a very hard day, Suspension of disbelief was invented for this reason, Author is Open to Hearing about Dead Batteries, EBPU, Extended Butt Plug Universe, Fluff and Smut

The Intro/Outro is “Out of Control” by She Wants Revenge. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/6gwJm7LgsaHdd3CWi4K8e8?si=f46ff8865ba34185

"Out Of Control" by parrlen (OFMD)

Ok! so this chapter is very E rated...(silly announcer voice) "Including but not limited to": no just kidding... including a bit of spanking, oral sex, rimming, anal fingering and anal sex. Once the E section begins it really continues through the chapter, but... I don't know how to say this.... the approach is very romantic.
Ed keeps getting into his feelings and thinking about how much he loves Stede and how Stede's love for him is changing Ed by helping him to see himself as worthy of love.
I think if you skip the E material, you will miss some really important things for Ed's character... If you would like any time stamps for when the different physical stuff fades and gets into Ed's head, please ask and I will try to figure out where to put those time markers

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Until he meets auditioner Stede Bonnet.....

I ADORE this super cute fic, it's just lovely sweet fluff! 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46184611

Cover art by punnybunnydoodles (instagram)

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