Chris tries his hand at impressions.  He really went all out in trying to do Adam Sandler & Jon Lovitz, huh?  Somehow that leads us to kinda ranking old sitcoms (but only with a studio audience...jesus f'ing christ).  Fortunately we work our way to a post-NBA Draft review.  Boy does Chris hate the Spurs again, huh?  Then we end on some WNBA talk as always.   I'm sure I'm forgetting stuff in between, but who cares.

Ep. 425 Not For Nothin' Come And Knock On Our Door

This is a no scrubs edition (which probably means we shouldn't be doing a show, but f-off).  Some how we travel up to Yonkers and talk about a rap group not too many people have even heard of.  Except RJ of course.   Chris tries to get into baseball playoffs...it doesn't work.   Then he tries to blame the refs for the Liberty's awful finals play, but Kris isn't having it.  Then we finish it off with making week 6 NFL picks.  Sounds like Kris has just giving up and mailing it in.

Ep. 439 Not For Nothin' 2023 NFL Season Week 6 Picks

They're all over the place on this one.   I couldn't even keep up.   Eventually they make some NFL picks.

Ep. 443 Not For Nothin' 2023 NFL Week 10 Picks

There's some bitching & complaining, some rambling, and some grinding some gears. Then we make some some picks on the NFL week 11.

Ep. 444 Not For Nothin' 2023 NFL Week 11 Picks

Ep. 445 Not For Nothin' 2023 NFL Week 12 Picks

We try to diagnose Kris (it can't just be gas, can it?).  We also try to decide how gross Josh Giddey is (pretty gross), but unfortunately that leads to Kris sharing how he lost his virginity.  Chris is dumbfounded by it, some how?  
Kris says goodbye to an old XXX friend from his childhood (it's not related to his virginity story).  Then they pick every single game in the NFL for week 13.

Ep. 446 Not For Nothin' 2023 NFL Week 13 Picks

We get into grocery store etiquette and morality.  Chris shares his virginity story and how kleptomania might be hereditary?  They still hate baseball and actually the biggest takeaway is that baseball hates itself too.   Chris has some NBA takes and then they make their week 14 NFL picks.

Ep. 447 Not For Nothin' 2023 NFL Week 14 Picks

Chris creates a new Christmas playlist - Little Bummer Boy.  They try to figure out which song is the worst of all time.  Kris picks out a whole genre.  Surprisingly, Chris only has one very specific song.  They move on to discuss their indifference to Draymond Green's antics, and the Lakers/LeBron having to win the In-season Tournament.  Then they figure out the future of the NFL with its stupid rules, bad backup QB's & maybe a new trend beginning drafting low round quarterbacks.   Finally after taking forever, they make their week 15 NFL picks.  It might be a little favorites heavy.

Ep. 448 Not For Nothin' 2023 NFL Week 15 Picks

Kris is on the West Coast and not quite awake enough for Chris asking who is the top 5 basketball players from Seattle.  It takes him a while but he gets there.   They breakdown the likability of San Francisco (where Kris was) and then they keep trying to solve the worlds referee crisis.  They're getting closer, I think.  Then they wrap it up like a terrible gift you get from your extended family by betting on week 16 of the NFL.   Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas and good tidings to all.

Ep. 449 Not For Nothin' 2023 NFL Week 16 Picks

After taking a week off for the holidays, the boys are back and bad mouthing everyones new year resolutions. Kris think we're doing it all wrong to start the year and half-asses a new way to ring in the new year, and not set yourself up for failure.  Like an anti-self-help guru. Then they discuss the Knicks trade which is unexciting but actually a good trade. Then they half-ass their way through the week 18 picks.

Ep. 450 Not For Nothin' 2023 NFL Week 18 Picks

These two old-heads discuss the weather and where they want to retire.  Which takes them as far as debating which countries they'd want the US to invade purely for the climate.  Chris learns the origins of the word chop sticks.  It's not good.  We say our goodbye to the legend Peaches Carroll and then make their Wild Card Weekend picks.  Oh also they absolutely crushed their season picks record.

Ep. 451 Not For Nothin' Wild Card Weekend & Good Bye Peaches

The boys sit at home staring out the window making fun of all the weirdos in the snow.   Chris breaks down his fourth root canal.   Then they discuss the comeback of psychic hotlines (advertising on the tv).  What's next phone sex?  
A little NBA talk for you fans and then it's off to the NFL divisional round to lose some money.

Ep. 452 Not For Nothin' NFL Divisional Round Picks

They get into a deep dive on the difference between a xylophone and a vibebraphone and the old jazz musician who played one of them.  Then Chris shares his wife's deepest darkest secret...it involves Chris Stapleton.  Don't worry she made a huge mistake.  Concert fashion is discussed, along with Showtimes top 10 shows, rugby documentary and so much more.  They throw in a little NBA talk, women's 96 Olympic team doc, and then Kris decides not to bet against Patrick Mahomes again.

Ep. 453 Not For Nothin' NFL Conference Championship Round Picks

Chris loves the "We Are The World" Documentary.  He also shares a story about the time he almost shit his pants meeting Daryl Hall.  They guys decide to complete the trilogy for the movie Cocoon and bring Steve Guttenberg back into the spotlight.  He deserves it.   Kris gets worked up over the anti-analytic idiots.  Then freaks out about the Storm moves in WNBA free agency, as Chris tries to improve the NBA All-Star weekend.

Ep. 454 Not For Nothin' It's That Week Without Football

We try to rethink NYC fashion week.  Super Bowl bets suck now.  We pick which drugs we'd want to do with, or without a therapist.  Then we do a little NBA trade deadline talk., with Chris going in and after Knicks fans hard.  
Top wrap it up, Chris has to be convince to pick the Chiefs in the Super Bowl.   LETS GO TAYLOR!!!

Ep. 455 Not For Nothin' It's Taylor Swift Weekend

There's a lot of love to start this episode cause it's the most loving day of the year.  It's also a scam, but whatever I guess.  Then they let the hate begin.  They blame the "bros" for ruining an taking the fun out of gambling, and force-feeding us stupid parlays.  They've also ruined golf, which is the very sport they were being catered to.   The one thing these guys didn't hate, the Super Bowl.  There wasn't one thing they could complain about.  it's a V-day miracle.

Ep. 456 Not For Nothin' A Lot Of Love & A Lot Of Hate

Chris shares a story of getting old, so Kris gets annoyed.  They discuss a whole lot of basketball takes.  Plus a bold NBA Finals take.  They're just trying to get through February like the rest of us, alright man.

Ep. 457 Not For Nothin' We Hope You Make It Through This Podcast

Of course we review the history of the great Chicago fire, and of course the folklore of it all blames a women and her cow.  This country has the worst folklore of all time.  Kris shares his vitriol of Knicks broadcaster Alan Hahn.  
Then spontaneously, the boys decide to do a sudo-oscar preview.   Then Kris shares the story of his mom's attempt at doing drugs.   Happy Black History month everyone!

Ep. 458 Not For Nothin' We're Blaming Women & Cows For Everything

You know the old adage, "if it ain't broke don't fix it."  Well this episode is literally (and figuratively) the opposite of that.  Obviously we're talking about issues at home.  And by that I mean, our houses are literally breaking, surely but slowly.   We eventually talk some NBA & women's basketball and the dumbasses who are trying to pretend they've been on the bandwagon all along.

Ep. 459 Not For Nothin' The House Is Crumbling Down Around Us

It feels like forever, but we're finally back together.   We've got a lot to catch up on.  It's March Madness, WTF on the Oscars, which Chris almost watched all of the nominated movies.   Good job buddy.  Chris went to a Lakers game while Kris went down the Royal rabbit hole There's just not enough time!

Ep. 460 Not For Nothin' We're Doing This Janky Style

This episode has is all - jacking wheels in Kris's neighborhood. Let's get rid of Idaho, cause they're a bunch of racists pricks.  Chris hates Brady's face.  Should Caitlin Clark take the bag?  And athletes gambling on their own stats.  You cool with that?  There's just not enough hours the day.

Ep. 461 Not For Nothin' It's Opening Day!

Chris either has the best April Fools Day prank, or the worst.  This podcast might be one long and stupid prank itself.  Somehow we end up talking about a Norwegian cooking show.  Chris asks, why no crowd surfing at sporting events?  Kris has a good answer.  Then we focus on the Women's Tournament, but end up once again complaining about refs and the stupid rules of the games. We kinda wrap it up talking about gambling but not making any picks, which seems inevitable.

Ep. 462 Not For Notihn' April Fools Day Needs To Stop

How long is too long...to linger?   We recap the WNBA Draft & then preview the NBA Playoffs.  Then say good bye to that POS "juice." Finally it's expired.  We're certainly not lingering with this episode.

Ep. 463 Not For Nothin' We're Trying Not To Linger

A little trip to NOLA, some draft day talk, the NBA playoffs and bad hockey nicknames.  That's all you need to know.  What more could you want?

Ep. 464 Chris Put Himself In The Blender And Lived

It's a Not For Nothin' Morning Show!  How these two got out of bed to do a show at 9am is beyond inconceivable.  It is a new year, but I'm guessing this is a resolution that won't stick.  They start of talking about the QB who shall not be named, retiring and giving him a send off the best they can, which is not anything (4:01).   They loose their way talking about Bart Scott, skiing & ninja suits before settling on GI Joe and how gay and kinky it was (11:37).  As always they end the show with picks.

Ep. 70 Not For Nothin' NFL Wild Card Round Picks

While Kris is on vacation (not surprising), Chris brings in his Knicks friends to have a sad-sack fest & smack-talk.  Chris also attempts to get RJ and Mike to side with him on his dumb Gamblero curse and conspiracy theory.  They don't by it, much to Kris's future pleasure.  This show really needs to be sponsored by Tecate.

Ep. 77 Not For Nothin’ Chris gets Knick'd Up

The Portland Trailblazers are so bad at playoff basketball, Chris & Kris decided to call an emergency podcast to about it.  At least that's their excuse for failing to produce one earlier last week.  As usual they talk about sports and a lot of nonsense.

Ep. 85 Not For Nothin'  But its a NBA Playoff Emergency Show

We'd like to dedicate this show to the mastermind, Sam Hinkie.  One way or another he's pulling the strings on this whole Colangelo Conundrum.  He's either the whistleblower, or the con man setting him up, right?  Oh man Chris's conspiracy theories are really starting to affect (infect?) all of us.  
There's also some NBA Finals talk, but who really cares about that now.

Ep. 91 Not For Nothin' It's All About The Burner Accounts

Coming off a very prosperous week one of the NFL season, and the Jets Messiah - Sam Darnold - starting his first game, Chris & Kris decide to talk NBA with The Athletic's Mike Vorkunov (@mikevorkunov)... wait, what?  On second thought, yeah that's kinda what they do.  They share Hall of Fame stories, state of the Knicks and a whole lot of nonsense.  Sounds like the boys made a new friend!  Good job fellas, it's about time.

Ep. 104 Not For Nothin' Why Not Talk NBA Week 1 Of The NFL Season

The boys begin their long-distance relationship and hopefully they can make it work and not cheat on each other.  While regaling us all with his first Pittsburgh story, Chris reveals he's already found a new drinking buddy...what a whore.  They end up actually talking baseball as well.  What the hell is going on with these two?  In the end they go back to their first love, reviewing the NBA Draft.  It feels like these two are spooning while talking about it right?

Ep. 144 Not For Nothin' Long Distance Relationships Never Work

Monday Evening Quarterbacks, Kris and Chris, are putting their money where their mouths are...and their friendship on the line. Each week they'll be taking calls (probably not), breaking balls, and losing it all. It's the best news in Sports since Huey Lewis!

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