Castle Stars In His Very Own One-Shot Comic Book - Orientation Day

www.mellomusicgroup.com/pages/orientation-day

Join us for a thrilling ride through the first day of work. Mild-mannered Castle, played by Castle, navigates through the world of demonic desk jobs. Feeling disoriented yet? We've got you covered. As Castle battles his skeleton-faced overlord, Mr. Money-Sacks Greenskull, he also fights an oppressive system. Castle fights for all of us, day in and day out. At some point, someone has to stand up and revolt against the day job afterlife.

You Aren't Just Entering Data; You're Entering Hell.

Illustrated by Sabin
Script by Castle
Starring Castle
Produced by Castle
Inspired by Castle
Music Written by Castle
Featuring Castle
lyrics
Lyrics:

hi. welcome to the family.
you're here for minimum wage in exchange for your sanity,
and take orders from tyrants who are stripped of all humanity.
just do your job and keep fueling your boss's vanity.
are there any questions?

uh, yeah.
will you guys screw me on availability?
i have class in the evening and i'd like to have the energy
to stay awake in class, and even have time to study.
but it's fine either way, 'cause i desperately need the money.

good question. our policy is: "fuck you in the mouth."
if you need to change your schedule just give your boss a shout.
he'll blatantly dismiss it, show his ass for you to kiss it,
and say, "fuck you and your class, and hope to god you miss it."

kind of figured. i was thinking i should leave this gig alone.
but the job market is crappy and i still have student loans.
so forget it. right before work i'll just get really stoned
to deal with the thought that i'll probably always be a drone.

welcome, all. and say goodbye to your goals!
you're here to answer phones while we harvest all your souls!
there's a Lovecraft-ian demon trained to rape and eat it whole!
hope you love getting screwed and taking very little home!

uh, pardon.
is there a chance i'll pick up slack for my manager's mistakes
with no credit, no bonus, just a dick slap to the face?

ah, good question, and yes. oh ó if you want respect.
you'll have to be a male or have a distracting chest.
if you want to pass time we have knives in the breakroom
to stab your co-workers in the back at your convenience.
when your manager's around be sure to act like he's a genius.
if that doesn't work then play tonsil hockey with his penis.
yes, it'll be bleak. you'll pray to die in your sleep.
and casual Fridays will be the highlights of your week.
and yes, you'll feel like a caged monkey at the zoo.
but somebody's got to do it, it might as well be...you.

Gasface LP

CASTLE  "Orientation"

Sometimes, when things are a just a bit too colorful, too happy, you need an equalizer to wipe the smiles back to a manageable level. Something for the many hideous mugs that go overlooked; at long last, someone has made music just for you! 

Welcome, uncomely friends, to the Ugly!!!

And as a tasty treat, we've included the instrumentals exclusively to the bandcamp download. Go get that! http://benchwarmers.bandcamp.com/

Credits
 
All tracks except 3 & 8 produced by Jewbei 
Tracks 3 & 8 produced by 1914 
Cuts on Track 6 by DJ Yahtz 
Cuts on Track 7 by DJ Heron 
Mixed & Mastered by George 'Spitz' Massa of the Lllamabeats

06 Batteries Included (Ft Epidemic)

DAYS BEFORE RODEO

Skyfall (feat. Young Thug)

Switch Topics - Namron Rekav X Slimoe [Prod. !llmind]

New single for those who were hungry for NØTHIN.

Artwork by: @Kewbrik

Mixed & Mastered by: @Linden-Mederos

Lyrics:

[Verse 1: @Slimoe97]

You know it’s hot in the Winter
It’s cold in the Summer 
Opposite of zodiac, I don’t know my brother
Leo, Aquarius, I figured out if I want to marry it 
Or do I really give a shit?
But like the one that smoke the weed up 
All of it, now he can’t see much
He walking ‘round saluting to his Jesus 
He go to school, he in P.E., he blowin’ on the bleachers
He thinkin’ we somewhere that the people can’t peep us
Eyes low and red but line I got in my head
I go home, I write ‘em down before I got to bed
Momma sick as a dog but I guess I am the pussy cat
Pussy don’t get more pussy then pussy ever got in fact
When I was the young one, I never was the young one
Big lips, tall as shit, Slimoe, he was the one to fuck with
If your girl ain’t got nobody, I’mma come and push her buttons
Real easy, my dawg, it’s real easy
Now okay, I’ve been Xfinity watching this black boy rise from being the only black giving problems
I woke up as a baby, I still feel like a toddler
Family running to dad saying your son grew taller
And that was just a fact, they said fuck my opinion
But if you gay in this world, man, that means that you sinnin’
There’s a lot of girls around here, go find you some women
Someone that cook and clean for ya man and wash up your dishes
It’s real easy

[Verse 2: JV Knight]

Suburban prophet, till these pigs come through and lock it 
The stones I'm rocking, no money, so where's my profit? 
This flows obnoxious, spitting nasty, I'm real shit 
Popping all these pills you would think that I was sick 
I am, in a cents, like 50 in da club 
These dimes been throwing nickels so I went and copped a dub 
Hold up, bet none of you bitches saw that one coming 
Like Stevie I've been wondering ‘bout why these bitches frontin' 
Smoke it up, in the cut till I had enough 
Before you fly you gotta run, but why you trynna rush? 
You said you'd make your own luck but now you trynna duck? 
You said you'd push your own weight but now you kinda stuck 
See I've been tripping now for 20 hours 
This acid got my laces loosely placed, I'm losing power 
This cities filled with lots of pills and I know many cowards 
Who'd try to make their CASH and steal and dash, just for that sour 
Uhh, It’s nothin' bitch, fuck I tell you?

Self Portrait - Slimoe X JV Knight [Prod. Linden]

Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzxQvfpmebA

Artist: Jazz Cartier
Album: Marauding In Paradise
Artwork by @deaddilly of @theyoungastros
Produced by Lantz
Safe & Sound 2015

La Fleur, Forevermore. 

New Religion

Music Video

Emergency (911)- Slimoe

Burn - Slimoe X Jv Knight [Prod. Arzu]

Prod By. Allen Ritter

My end of the year choices was spent on the kids. 

Sincerely, Travis

A-Team

Jv Knight's Debut track ~ Produced by Chris Ivy 
                                               Engineered by Arzu 
                                                 Cover Art by Kewbrik


DIRTY! (Prod. By Chris Ivy)

Denise & TANB - Sintonia
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Sintonia Ft. TANB

Setmix/30 minutos 'Playing' c/ o primeiro convidado DARKSUNN.
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http://monsterjinx.com/artista/darksunn/


PLAYING 1 c/ Darksunn

A LABEL:

JV KNIGHT
SLIMØE
Kewbrik
Namron Rekav
Linden
Arzu
KEMP
MEB
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Switch Topics - Namron Rekav X Slimoe [Prod. !llmind]

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